5 words...

[Farr Cyrone]

Rules and instructions:
-No curse words.
-You can only write 5 words until the next person writes. Maximum of five words no more than that, no less than that.
-You can post conjunctions!! Those count as one word such as: that's, it's, we're, and any and all others!!!
-edit: there is literally no enforcement of my rules so if you break them I will glare at you from behind my screen. with my laser eyes.
- Ex: Ella writes 5 words then Bob writes the next five words and then so on and it's supposed to make one large ridiculous story.

Bob saw a flying fridge

 

[Mr.Dimentio]

The fridge screamed racial slurs

 

[Deredere]

until it hit a cloud.

 

[Mr.Dimentio]

It crashed into a school bus

 

[Folly-Derrezzed]

And slaughtered the innocent youth.

 

[Mr.Dimentio]

the kids had down syndrome

 

[Deredere]

and they didn't make it.

 

[Mr.Dimentio]

blood and chromosomes went everywhere

 

[Deredere]

;cries and screaming were heard.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

Bob was irrationally confused beyond

 

[Mr.Dimentio]

comprehension. The fridge stood up

 

[Farr Cyrone]

to the president. Fridge said

 

[Folly-Derrezzed]

"My form is unfathomable, sir"

 

[Farr Cyrone]

The president did a backflip.

 

[Deredere]

It landed ''face first'' hard.

 

[Farr Cyrone]

"Ok, boomer. You're a Karen."

 

[Folly-Derrezzed]

And then a lemon exploded

 

[Deredere]

everywhere. It stung really badly.

 

[Folly-Derrezzed]

Flesh and metal melded together

 

[Farr Cyrone]

milk spilled on Bob's feet.

 

[Bloody_Death]

But his feet were hands!?

 

[Folly-Derrezzed]

If only we could mourn

 

[Farr Cyrone]

the loss of his aunt.

 

[Bloody_Death]

Bob didn't actually care much.

 

[Folly-Derrezzed]

Her inebriation caused her fall