3 random facts about yourself

  1. I'm a boss bitch
  2. I can be a sarcastic and blunt asshole but i choose not to.
  3. I'm a flaming gay boy.
 
  1. One time i told someone my name was Kenny instead of Kennedy
  2. I'm allergic to bananas
  3. Im obsessed with panic! at the disco. 
 
1. My true name is incomprehensible to mortals. It's 14 letters long.


2. I have the power to summon laziness.


3. I have no emotions.
 
1. Have multiple scars. most of which are from me forgetting to put on a shirt while cooking


2. I have been in a romantic relationship with an eldritch horror


3. I Have been named villain of the year four times in a row, due to my goatee 
 
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  1. I am not a bird, I am actually a parrot.
  2. I do not tolerate failure, nor weakness. All sources of such misery must be purified.
  3. I am into countless fandoms. Such fandoms that you cannot even imagine. Listing them all would probably take a day.
 
1. I like to impress my daughters with feats of strength.


2. I love Captain D's seafood.


3. As a child I had pet seagulls and crows that I had trained.
 
@Kololf I love your profile picture! Rollo's one of my favorite characters. 


1. I'm from one of the worst cities in the US (Number 2 on the FBI's most dangerous cities in the US)


2. I play video games almost 6 hours a day.


3. I have a female pitbull named Bailey.  
 
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Ambela said:
  1. I do jiu jitsu, MMA, Muay Thai and kickboxing and enjoy it all very much. I like to think I'm good at it too.
  2. I prefer salty (and, like, other non-sweet) snacks over sweet ones. Especially if they're spicy.
  3. I use the word 'like' in, like, every sentence.
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I used to do MMA. I broke a collar bone and dislocated my knee cap (at the same time) when a guy like two times size successfully did a banana split on me.  
 
Darth Gangsta said:
I used to do MMA. I broke a collar bone and dislocated my knee cap (at the same time) when a guy like two times size successfully did a banana split on me.  
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Doing MMA with fat guys is really the worst. They suffocate you with their body and drown you in their sweat. I've never broken a bone, though. 
 
1. In public I always pretend me and my best friend are a couple. We are both straight with girlfriend.


2. I have pissed myself laughing in school, multiple times. The shit me and my friends come out with is always funny. Always. 


3. My favourite insult is: "You nug" 
 
1. I have an androgynous face.


2. I currently have purple hair.


3. I love chicken.
 
  1. I play guitar
  2. I play ukulele
  3. I'm into a wide variety of fandoms!
 
I look young, which is both a blessing and a curse


I'm more fluent in English than my native tongue


I have seen things that cannot be unseen
 
Hm hm hm.
 

  • I have a prosthetic limb.
  • I have a pet cat and a pet dog named Alfredo and Rummy Dummy respectively. 
  • My favorite color is purple. I know, so manly.
 
1: Im a man with a woman's ass


2: I resort to playing rage inducing games when depressed


3: Im a battle medic in tf2 AND Overwatch


Fite me for 3
 
1. Cry whenever I see older Naruto and co. anywhere. Idk man


2.  I have a dog named Dakota. She's an ass, but dogs take after their owners.


3. Live with my grandad who's not even related to me by blood 
 
1. I still eat like a college student on a budget.


2. Graduated college for dancing, work for lawyers instead.


3. I despise living in the Midwest.
 
1. I have MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder)


2. I rather enjoy each of my three personalities.


3. I'm a great animal person!
 
1.I'm that thing of Jack of all trades


2. I have an obsession with potatoes


3. I adore strange animals like wombats (shocute)
 
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