THIS MAGIC CRYSTAL
IS THE ARTIFACT YOU SEEK
TO UNLEASH EVIL FROM THE SKY
YOU MUST FIND A PORTAL
THE CRYSTAL IS THE KEY
ALL UNIVERSAL LIFE WILL DIE!
IS THE ARTIFACT YOU SEEK
TO UNLEASH EVIL FROM THE SKY
YOU MUST FIND A PORTAL
THE CRYSTAL IS THE KEY
ALL UNIVERSAL LIFE WILL DIE!
*explodes*