A cowboy comes riding into town one day. As he is tying his horse up at the corral, he goes to the rear of the animal and plants a big kiss on its rear end.
Another cowboy sees him do that, he asks, "What the hell did you do that for?!?"
The answer was, "Chapped lips."
"Does that help them?"
"No, but it keeps me from licking them!"
Another cowboy sees him do that, he asks, "What the hell did you do that for?!?"
The answer was, "Chapped lips."
"Does that help them?"
"No, but it keeps me from licking them!"