Why would a noble such as mineself taint mine image with such venial tasks? 'Tis why I have servants.. Is it not?
RpNation
Axel The Englishman
Doth thou even hoist?
Noble Scion
... Art thou a real knight? Or merely an imitation?
Axel The Englishman
Cease thy Ill manners!
Noble Scion
then stop thine accusations!
Axel The Englishman
*Throws metal gauntlet on the floor*
Noble Scion
*loosens my white-leather glove
RandomBlobMan
*loosens sandwich maker gloves*
Axel The Englishman
*Urge to crusade these heathens*
Noble Scion
*Urge to push for a public execution*
Axel The Englishman
*Urge to hang instead of behead*
Noble Scion
*urge to have a guillotine involved somewhere increasing*
Axel The Englishman
Get back in the 13th century!
The Mechanist
Oi! Thou dare disturb mine rest?! To find a quiet spot to ease my ware is a daunting task with thine shouting!
Axel The Englishman
Thou dareth engage in vocal combat, common rabble!?
The Mechanist
Dost thou bite thine thumb at me?! Thou best claim ignorance at mine identity, for I be The Mechanist! Hero of the common wealth and of this nation of roleplaying! Knight to my lord NobleScion of house Scion!
Noble Scion
I hath knighted none!
The Mechanist
I knighted myself! Plus thou said I be'ith #1 servant!
Noble Scion
I also said that everyone would be my servant!
*hands out sandwiches*