We'll just have to aim down low.
RpNation
Axel The Englishman
Devious Dilbert
HOW DARE YOU, I'LL SHOVE A CHOPSTICK UP YOUR DICK HOLE
Axel The Englishman
Too bad I'm over here, with a cannon.
Axel The Englishman
CANNON LOADED, M'LORD
Devious Dilbert
DON'T TOUCH MY BABIES YOU FILTHY MEN
Axel The Englishman
Insulting?
Devious Dilbert
JK LUV U DADDY {;
uwupolice
why do you wanna kill me ; n ;
Axel The Englishman
We need to make the world a better place.
Devious Dilbert
I'LL GET MY ABUSIVE WIFE ON YOU IF YOU KEEP HARRASSING MY DAUGHTER 
Clairvoyance
Clairvoyance
uwupolice
Q m Q
I-I'm sorry?
I-I'm sorry?
Clairvoyance
Hi, I'm the fabulous golddigger wife that actually has no feelings for my dear husband, Dilbert. 
BUT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AND SHIT'S GONNA GO DOWN.
BUT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AND SHIT'S GONNA GO DOWN.
Axel The Englishman
Too bad I don't care. Now leave me, for I must now slumber.
Devious Dilbert
NIGHT DADDY GO DIE
Axel The Englishman
We're all gonna die 
uwupolice
Rawr XD
Idea
I look at this comment in the light of recent events... is it ironic?
Devious Dilbert
OH HI DAD
uwupolice
Grandfather 2? o 3 o
Devious Dilbert
D-DON'T QUESTION IT