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Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
Wait a minute...

I HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER!?
Devious Dilbert
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
Guess we'll kill her too.
Devious Dilbert
Devious Dilbert
DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER YOU CREEP
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
Hey, she's YOUR daughter. Reason enough, amiright?
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
PREPARING THE CANNON, M'LORD
Devious Dilbert
Devious Dilbert
OH MY GOD THERES A MAN TRYING TO TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, IM CALLING THE POLICE
Devious Dilbert
Devious Dilbert
OH NO THERE'S TWO MEN??!!!
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
We're not trying to touch her. We're trying to shoot her, with this cannon 'ere.
Devious Dilbert
Devious Dilbert
BUT THEY'LL LISTEN TO ME CUZ I'M A WOMAN
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
Well, not yet.
Devious Dilbert
Devious Dilbert
WTF AXEL, JUST BECAUSE MY PROFILE SAYS MALE DOESN'T MEAN I AM ONE
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
Then why would you even do that..?
Devious Dilbert
Devious Dilbert
OH MY GOD. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRITICIZING MY GENDER. OH MY GOD AXEL WTF
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
Hey, equality for all 'n shit. Now get ready to get shot by this cannon, it's what would happen to a man.
Devious Dilbert
Devious Dilbert
FUK U IM-
UH
I'M PREGNANT YOU CAN'T HIT ME
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
I wasn't going to. I was going to shoot you.
Devious Dilbert
Devious Dilbert
WELL YOU CANT CUZ I HAVE A BABY INSIDE ME
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
It will be outside of you soon.
Devious Dilbert
Devious Dilbert
NOT UNTIL 9 MONTHS, LOSER
I'LL JUST KEEP HAVING BABIES
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