AnimeGenork

So it looks like this plan might actually come to fruition (code names used)


Tall Guy--obtains ammunition and guns and becomes Head of Kicking Ass


Self-Proclaimed Jackass--unlocks secret bunker and readies it for squad


Book Nerd (not me)--steals books so we'll be entertained for the next four years


Green Day Freak--collects depressing music that will remind us of our failure


1D Groupie--attempts to collect uplifting music for when we're going insane


Cookie Master--bakes a shit ton of cookies for food


Animu--prepares anime playlist mostly for me and her


Boaty McBoatface Captain--plans out how we'll spend the next four years


Jerkface Ex--prepare to be punching bag


Me--try not to die; prepare salty and sarcastic jokes

Dammit @LennyTheMemeGod


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


*starts dancing*

I know it's a bit late for this, but


CHRIS ROCK FOR PRESIDENT





He has experience!! in a movie, but that's more than Trump's had

Can somebody explain why Trump got South Carolina when Hillary got 50% and he got 47%?


Unless everything I know about the electoral college is wrong, that shouldn't be the result

What's with the picture they're using for Trump? IT'S TOO NORMAL

A conversation with my parents looks like this:


Me: I can't wait for this election to be over.


Mom: I find it funny that people say they hate socialist principles when those are what built roads, schools, libraries, water systems, etc...


Me: Wait. What.


Dad: And when people say he's a great businessman, when really he's stepped on the little people to get to where he is. I read this thing once (insert whatever source material he said here) and (insert name of whatever person he said here) worked with Trump and was appalled.


Me: Wait, really?


Mom: And people diss Obamacare even though 20 million people who would've otherwise been denied health insurance have it now.


Me: What the--


Dad: And people blame Obama for everything even though he's not the one at fault. And in any case, Clinton isn't responsible for half the stuff she's blamed for, since being Secretary of State doesn't apply to those things.


Me: Well, that makes sense.


Mom: And then when people say they hate Obama for not doing anything, when it's doubtful that he even gives a damn about their shed permit. <--(works in municipal government)


Me: Wait hold on I need to write this all down.

Anyone heard of Kahoot?


Think it would work if I made one (or used a public one) and gave the play code out on here? Would it? DOES LIFE WORK THAT WAY?

In related book news *has calmed down a bit*


There's a book I wanna reread so I can reread the second book and then read the third one


The library has all three


But the first one hasn't been returned for ten months and has been billed


Like, seriously, people? You can't return a damn book? You're just racking up the bill!


Ugh. Maybe I can ask my school librarian about getting the copy from the middle school that I read two years ago.

HOLY FLARGLE


WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG


WHAT THE FUCK


WHAT


THE


FUCK


I love this series.


I must find the fourth book now.

So it looks like today will be filled with anime and tears


And homework


Ugh my laziness betrays me


Though technically, according to my "homework schedule" (to help my procrastinating ways), I don't have to start working on shit until 3:30 pm.


*evil laugh*


Time to swoon over the various reincarnations of Todd Haberkorn! ^^

During competitions or elections like these, my family likes to say....


ALL OF Y'ALL LOSE, CORY WINS!


Throwback to Season 20 of America's Next Top Model


We love you, Cory Wade Hindorff

So um


I fell asleep at 8 pm while reading my book


Then woke up at 3 am


Then went back to sleep


Then woke up again about ten minutes ago


So um


Yeah

I don't know what to do now that I've finished The Trials of Apollo: The Hidden Oracle. :T


WELP


TIME TO REREAD PERCY JACKSON FROM THE VERY VERY BEGINNING UP UNTIL THIS ONE

CHIRON IS MY HERO


TAKE THAT, LEO VALDEZ, YOU LITTLE BITCH


(Gee, I wonder if Genork was once madly in love with Leo)

*facepalms* Dammit

I kinda wish my background would actually gif. Then Rogue would actually smile at me whenever I close out of tabs.


*sigh*


Oh, well.

I couldn't help her


I couldn't comfort her


I just sat there


And let her cry on my shoulder


I cried too


Because what she was feeling


Was something I hadn't felt in a long time

Yoooooo I changed my desktop background


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Of course, it's not a gif on my actual background, but its frakking adorable


And also, last year when I got my laptop, I had to enter the product key in order to Microsoft Office apps, and now apparently my "supscription" expired. I don't know where I put the paper though. :T


I doubt my parents are gonna pay $200 just so I can write on Word.


GAH STUPID MICROSOFT YOU LITTLE BITCH

Welp I'm gonna go to be shortly so I can wake myself up at 5 am to finish this AP Euro shit


...


*sigh*

LIKE GODDAMMIT NATSU


I WAS JUST SITTING HERE ENJOYING LIFE, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS


AND YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT BY BEING SO FUCKING ADORABLE


THAT'S IT


I GIVE UP


*leaves and slams the door*


*comes back*


I was kidding I love you

I keep stressing myself out about my AP Euro test tomorrow, mostly because I procrastinated the fuck out of the stuff I have to finish before then.


But I'm actually done with a decent amount.


Chillax, self. Gawd.

I just realized half the reason I hate Juvia so much is because I wish I was her, and that we're so much alike :T


I was total yandere for Gray for a while before I finally reluctantly conceded him to her, though I didn't like it


And then I see a gif like this


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And kinda wanna kill her again


:T


AT LEAST I HAVE ROGUE-KUN TO SMILE AT ME LIKE THAT

*sobs*


What has this book done to me?


I CAN'T STOP IT WITH THESE PICTURES


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HAHAHAHA WILL IS A TOTAL MOM


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HAHAHAHAHAHA SHIP IT ON THE ARGO II


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*falls onto the ground sobbing happy tears*


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*falls over squealing*


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*falls just in general*


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HADES OH MY GODS


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I CAN'T HANDLE ANYTHING ANYMORE


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SOLANGELO COMPLETES ME


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*unsure how to really feel about this*


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PLEASE CONTINUE


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*laughs and sobs happily all at once*


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CAN THIS PLEASE HAPPEN


*sobs again*


I think I need help

GUYS I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING PROFOUND


"You don't make a difference by sitting around doing nothing. You make a difference by talking to people and changing their lives in some small way, and they, in turn, will talk to other people and change their lives in some small way. It's all just one big chain reaction. Before you know it, the world will have changed, whether or not it was because of you."


Y'all better fucking quote me on that if you do say it to someone else.


Unless I'm inadvertently quoting somebody.


Then quote them, dammit.

*sigh* Alright


*glomps Nico and Will* CAN YOU TWO PLEASE JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY


*drops them on the ground*


*glomps Neville and Mason (a gay couple from the Nightshade trilogy)* NEVER STOP BEING FUCKING ADORABLE, YOU TWO


*drops them on the ground*


*glomps Paul and Noah from Boy Meets Boy* YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


*drops them on the ground*


Random People: What are your thoughts on gay couples?


Me: The fact that I love Solangelo more than most straight ships should answer that sufficiently.