"The Songdog sings an ancient song. It echoed over the Western plains and deserts long before man was there to hear it. The singer and the song have survived the mastodon, the mammoth, the elephants and the camels that once roamed this continent. The coyote’s voice has not been stilled. Not even by man."
The last time I saw someone named Jet, he looked a little more like this:
Also, I remember watching said episode when I was much younger (couldn’t have been older than 6/7 at the time), and thinking that piece of straw dangling from his mouth was dope as hell. I then proceeded to go outside and look for my own piece of grass, then got sad when I couldn’t find one. I instead decided to break off a leaf (and some of its stem) from one of my mom’s bushes in the front yard and stick it in my mouth. I don’t remember what kind of bush it was exactly, but my mom was very horrified at what I had done because it was apparently poisonous. I then spent roughly the next half hour frantically washing out my mouth at the bathroom sink and spitting rapid fire because I was so terrified of dying.
Anyways yea, so there’s the story of how I nearly maybe poisoned myself because of an Avatar character. Wasn’t expecting to tell you this, but here we are.
Take a moment and appreciate your celestial savior. Without her you wouldn't exist. She revolves around the sun gathering asteroids, protecting our small planet from destruction, allowing nature to blossom on the pale blue dot.
Anyone reading this gets +5 alcohol resistance, and 12 hours of good fortune to be used whenever convenient. To activate this luck buff, spread your arms out like wings and walk around your room for ten seconds, making plane noises.