Captain Gabriel
Rin Nyx
Archdemon
Dogfood
Alteras
@Ciphrus
Dalamus Ulom
Captain Gabriel
Rin Nyx
Archdemon
Alteras
@Ciphrus
Dalamus Ulom
Captain Gabriel
Rin Nyx
Archdemon
Alteras
@Ciphrus
Dalamus Ulom
5, because there's always room for The Emperor in your heart.Shinrei walks up to the now-bleeding bounty hunter. You follow closely and watch for any suspicious movements from the bastard -- bounty hunters are a tricky sort. Especially professional ones. The bounty hunter looks up at the two of you as you approach. "Uh-oh... I'm in deep now, aren't I?" are the only words he had the time to say before Shinrei gestured. With one swift movement of the wrist, Shinrei's hand rose close to his face. He clenched the fingers together, making a fist -- the bounty hunter choked.
"How do you want to die?" the alien boy asked before setting his foot on the large, thick plate of power armor on the hunter's chest.
"W-what?" the bounty hunter was shocked.
"You heard me. There is no way you can get out of this charisma. The only mercy you will receive is choosing how I kill you."
No response. You chuckle. The stupid bounty hunter spent all his days killing, unaware that people like him often receive the same end as their means. Means of living, that is. How ironic is the death of a bounty hunter -- this one in particular.
A few seconds passed before Shinrei started giving him ideas and released his throat. "Shall I strangle you to death? Boil your blood in your veins? Constrict all of your limbs and leave you out here to die? Torture you until you die? Make you explode by amassing pressure inside of your body?"
"Come on, you don't have to do this. Why are y--" Shinrei's arm rose again. The bounty hunter started squirming as his throat compressed under telekinetic force. Tears were in Shinrei's face.
"You don't even remember? Of course, they were unimportant to you. This is a personal revenge for your business."
"P-ph... Ple--please..." You could tell the bounty hunter was struggling just to release this word.
Snap...
With a sudden thud, Shinrei walked away and snapped his neck. Kind of a letdown, but maybe he's running out of prana?
You follow Shinrei back into the ship. "Hey, Shinrei." He turns around, a sad look on his face. "I just wanted to... well, I wish to thank you for saving my life back there. Uh, if you hadn't stopped that plasma bolt, I'd be toast."
"Then we're even," he replies solemnly, before turning around and walking into the Thunderlight.
...
And that's when you realize...
What next? You're no longer stranded on the planet... no more reason to go coconuts. No more reason to be insane. You are free.
(Choose one, it will become our next goal.)
Stat-Screen:
- Offer to take Shinrei to a Schola Progenium off-planet. The Schola Progenium are Imperial orphanage-schools where children are turned into proud, future, educated members of society or officers of the army and fleet.
- Offer to take Shinrei to a Scholastica Psykana off-planet. The Scholastica Psykana are Imperial schools of psychic powers and magic where children are turned into potent
- Return to your homeworld to see what happened to it over the last few years in which you left to join the army and the space marine corps.
- Set out on a crusade of supremacy among the stars -- to leave your mark, to rule the universe, and to become the lord you always envisioned!
- Set out on a crusade of repentance -- to clean your mind of insanity, to save the universe, and to be forgiven as you always wished.
- Write-in.
Ship Status:
Name: Thunderlight Mk. I
Fuel: 99.5%
Krak Missiles: 4/4
Assault Cannon: 585/600
Speed: 650km/h (2000km/h with Boosters online.)
Damage: N/A
Wounds: N/A
Relationships:
Shinrei: 45
Sarah: 0
The God-Emperor: 15
Sanguinius: 10
The Dark Gods of Chaos: 20
- Tzeentch: 2.5
- Slaanesh: 2.5
- Khorne: 2.5
- Nurgle: 2.5
- Satan: 10
The Ruinous Powers: 20
Statistics:
Weapon Skill: 46
Ballistic Skill: 53
Strength: 60
Toughness: 60
Agility: 45
Intelligence: 30
Perception: 30
Willpower: 45
Fellowship: 35
Influence: 5
Fame: 6
Infamy: 10
Corruption: 13
Insanity: 50
Inventory:
D-64 Storm Bolter
A powerful weapon that fires bolts. Bolts are special bullets propelled via a charge on the back that can penetrate armor easily thanks to their diamantine tips. They have a half-second charge that causes them to explode once they are past the enemy's armor. They are incredibly destructive weapons that can tear enemies apart with one barrage. The Storm Bolter is a deadly weapon of massive, increased firepower that can manage to fire 3 bolts per second making it much deadlier.
Rate of fire: 1Bolt/0.3s.
Damage: Huge.
Magazine: 30/30 Bolts.
Mark VI. Chainsword
A large sword with an engine and a roaring mechanical blade. The chained teeth of this sword have diamantine tips that lets it tear through armor like a knife through butter.
Fuel: 15/15 Minutes.
Fuel Tank
A fuel tank that may be used in a Flamer, Chainsword, or even in vehicles. WARNING: Contains unstable Promethium.
120 Bolts (Ammo)
Pimp-Staff
A, probably magical, a conduit of spatial forces that lets you unleash deadly pimp energies onto your opponents like arcane blasts. The Pimp-Staff stores 5000 prana points in it and recharges 500 each hour automatically. Shooting a pimp blast costs 100 prana points.
Pimp Energy: 4900/5000
Fanoros Fictionomicon (Currently in Shinrei's Hold)
A puzzling tome of magecraft of unknown origin that contains arcane and esoteric mysteries not meant for the eyes of mortal men or gods.
Mark VII. Aquila Power Armor (Unpainted) (Pimped Out)
A durable example of Imperial engineering. This power armor enhances the wearer's strength and endurance beyond what is normally possible, but can only be worn by trained personnel like space marines. It also contains auto-senses in the helmet and other features, but it requires to be powered with electricity. The battery can be found on the back and is somewhat large, therefore leaving the wearer exposed to sneak attacks.
11kg of Cocaine
Ah, yes! The finest substance in the galaxy. This little collection of white powdered dust helps you get through the day and dull your senses until you can no longer think.
1.5 Liters of Blood (Low-Quality) (w/ Cocaine)
Taken from a dead Imperial servitor, this blood may be used for a variety of purposes; rituals, feeding vampires or perhaps drinking. Still, it is of low quality as servitors don't need blood. It is overflowing with chemicals and is very unpleasant in both taste and consistency. Kept in a small tube. This mixture has been laced with visible traces of cocaine.
Plasma Pistol
A sidearm that shoots heated hydrogen bolts at temperatures above 7 thousand degrees Celsius. These bolts quickly pressurize into plasma and a foe in heavy armor will be badly damaged from just one shot.
Rate of fire: 1PlasBolt/1s.
Damage: Devastating.
Magazine: 15/15 Hydrogen Shots
Frag Grenades (2)
An explosive grenade that explodes 5 seconds after the pin is pulled. Deals decent damage against all opponents.
Krak Grenades (2)
Special grenades designed to work against vehicles. One is more than enough to disable a medium-sized tank of moderate armor.
Prana: 800/1525
6. Fuck all that, let's go to some actually fun worlds. I mean, if we do anything with the Imperium, Shinrei will probably be killed for being a xeno scum, and we'll be killed for being a heretic, or worse, get strapped into a torture war machine in order to "repent". Chaos suck cause they'll prob's try to make us do shit for them. Orks are funny, but assholes. I doubt any of us are into S&M, so the Edge-dar are probs out. The Tau are also pretty douchey, but slightly less judgmental, so they might work if they don't try to draft us. The Eldar would probably be iffy on us, but I doubt they'd mind us existing TO much. Fuck the Necrons, they'd probably flay us alive or some shit. And the Tyranids would probably eat us and make babies with our dead bodies.Shinrei walks up to the now-bleeding bounty hunter. You follow closely and watch for any suspicious movements from the bastard -- bounty hunters are a tricky sort. Especially professional ones. The bounty hunter looks up at the two of you as you approach. "Uh-oh... I'm in deep now, aren't I?" are the only words he had the time to say before Shinrei gestured. With one swift movement of the wrist, Shinrei's hand rose close to his face. He clenched the fingers together, making a fist -- the bounty hunter choked.
"How do you want to die?" the alien boy asked before setting his foot on the large, thick plate of power armor on the hunter's chest.
"W-what?" the bounty hunter was shocked.
"You heard me. There is no way you can get out of this charisma. The only mercy you will receive is choosing how I kill you."
No response. You chuckle. The stupid bounty hunter spent all his days killing, unaware that people like him often receive the same end as their means. Means of living, that is. How ironic is the death of a bounty hunter -- this one in particular.
A few seconds passed before Shinrei started giving him ideas and released his throat. "Shall I strangle you to death? Boil your blood in your veins? Constrict all of your limbs and leave you out here to die? Torture you until you die? Make you explode by amassing pressure inside of your body?"
"Come on, you don't have to do this. Why are y--" Shinrei's arm rose again. The bounty hunter started squirming as his throat compressed under telekinetic force. Tears were in Shinrei's face.
"You don't even remember? Of course, they were unimportant to you. This is a personal revenge for your business."
"P-ph... Ple--please..." You could tell the bounty hunter was struggling just to release this word.
Snap...
With a sudden thud, Shinrei walked away and snapped his neck. Kind of a letdown, but maybe he's running out of prana?
You follow Shinrei back into the ship. "Hey, Shinrei." He turns around, a sad look on his face. "I just wanted to... well, I wish to thank you for saving my life back there. Uh, if you hadn't stopped that plasma bolt, I'd be toast."
"Then we're even," he replies solemnly, before turning around and walking into the Thunderlight.
...
And that's when you realize...
What next? You're no longer stranded on the planet... no more reason to go coconuts. No more reason to be insane. You are free.
(Choose one, it will become our next goal.)
Stat-Screen:
- Offer to take Shinrei to a Schola Progenium off-planet. The Schola Progenium are Imperial orphanage-schools where children are turned into proud, future, educated members of society or officers of the army and fleet.
- Offer to take Shinrei to a Scholastica Psykana off-planet. The Scholastica Psykana are Imperial schools of psychic powers and magic where children are turned into potent
- Return to your homeworld to see what happened to it over the last few years in which you left to join the army and the space marine corps.
- Set out on a crusade of supremacy among the stars -- to leave your mark, to rule the universe, and to become the lord you always envisioned!
- Set out on a crusade of repentance -- to clean your mind of insanity, to save the universe, and to be forgiven as you always wished.
- Write-in.
Ship Status:
Name: Thunderlight Mk. I
Fuel: 99.5%
Krak Missiles: 4/4
Assault Cannon: 585/600
Speed: 650km/h (2000km/h with Boosters online.)
Damage: N/A
Wounds: N/A
Relationships:
Shinrei: 45
Sarah: 0
The God-Emperor: 15
Sanguinius: 10
The Dark Gods of Chaos: 20
- Tzeentch: 2.5
- Slaanesh: 2.5
- Khorne: 2.5
- Nurgle: 2.5
- Satan: 10
The Ruinous Powers: 20
Statistics:
Weapon Skill: 46
Ballistic Skill: 53
Strength: 60
Toughness: 60
Agility: 45
Intelligence: 30
Perception: 30
Willpower: 45
Fellowship: 35
Influence: 5
Fame: 6
Infamy: 10
Corruption: 13
Insanity: 50
Inventory:
D-64 Storm Bolter
A powerful weapon that fires bolts. Bolts are special bullets propelled via a charge on the back that can penetrate armor easily thanks to their diamantine tips. They have a half-second charge that causes them to explode once they are past the enemy's armor. They are incredibly destructive weapons that can tear enemies apart with one barrage. The Storm Bolter is a deadly weapon of massive, increased firepower that can manage to fire 3 bolts per second making it much deadlier.
Rate of fire: 1Bolt/0.3s.
Damage: Huge.
Magazine: 30/30 Bolts.
Mark VI. Chainsword
A large sword with an engine and a roaring mechanical blade. The chained teeth of this sword have diamantine tips that lets it tear through armor like a knife through butter.
Fuel: 15/15 Minutes.
Fuel Tank
A fuel tank that may be used in a Flamer, Chainsword, or even in vehicles. WARNING: Contains unstable Promethium.
120 Bolts (Ammo)
Pimp-Staff
A, probably magical, a conduit of spatial forces that lets you unleash deadly pimp energies onto your opponents like arcane blasts. The Pimp-Staff stores 5000 prana points in it and recharges 500 each hour automatically. Shooting a pimp blast costs 100 prana points.
Pimp Energy: 4900/5000
Fanoros Fictionomicon (Currently in Shinrei's Hold)
A puzzling tome of magecraft of unknown origin that contains arcane and esoteric mysteries not meant for the eyes of mortal men or gods.
Mark VII. Aquila Power Armor (Unpainted) (Pimped Out)
A durable example of Imperial engineering. This power armor enhances the wearer's strength and endurance beyond what is normally possible, but can only be worn by trained personnel like space marines. It also contains auto-senses in the helmet and other features, but it requires to be powered with electricity. The battery can be found on the back and is somewhat large, therefore leaving the wearer exposed to sneak attacks.
11kg of Cocaine
Ah, yes! The finest substance in the galaxy. This little collection of white powdered dust helps you get through the day and dull your senses until you can no longer think.
1.5 Liters of Blood (Low-Quality) (w/ Cocaine)
Taken from a dead Imperial servitor, this blood may be used for a variety of purposes; rituals, feeding vampires or perhaps drinking. Still, it is of low quality as servitors don't need blood. It is overflowing with chemicals and is very unpleasant in both taste and consistency. Kept in a small tube. This mixture has been laced with visible traces of cocaine.
Plasma Pistol
A sidearm that shoots heated hydrogen bolts at temperatures above 7 thousand degrees Celsius. These bolts quickly pressurize into plasma and a foe in heavy armor will be badly damaged from just one shot.
Rate of fire: 1PlasBolt/1s.
Damage: Devastating.
Magazine: 15/15 Hydrogen Shots
Frag Grenades (2)
An explosive grenade that explodes 5 seconds after the pin is pulled. Deals decent damage against all opponents.
Krak Grenades (2)
Special grenades designed to work against vehicles. One is more than enough to disable a medium-sized tank of moderate armor.
Prana: 800/1525
I CHANGE MY VOTE.
Keep in mind this is a comedy that is also mixed with my personal ideas that are funny and stuff.
That'll just be the end goal. We can fuck shit up along the way, too. I mean, we're OBVIOUSLY not gonna get to a Super-Satan Cult worthy planet in one go.
So you want to start up a Super-Satan Cult? Hehe, you're giving me fucked up ideas, like Satan demanding you kill either Shinrei or Sarah for him.
Super-Satan wouldn't do that. He'd command us to let him rape Sarah and impregnate her, Rosemary's Baby Style.
Either way, yeah, Satan ain't a good guy.
Hey, not regular Satan! SUPER-SATAN! Totally different guy.
How about ACTUALLY SATAN?
Yes yes yes, we shall worship Actually Satan. Who is also a totally different guy from regular satan. Because he's ACTUALLY SATAN
Captain Gabriel
Rin Nyx
Archdemon
Alteras
@Ciphrus
Dalamus Ulom
I second this! I don't know if there will be enough time for all four, but at least 2 and 5! Maybe we should have Shinrei train with us for 2 so that we can do 2 and 6 at the same time?
Captain Gabriel
Rin Nyx
Archdemon
Alteras
@Ciphrus
Dalamus Ulom
