Kotomine Kirei's Ramen Shop (OOC)

[Birdsie]

@MrEvilMexican


Imagine Cthulhu as a Rider-Class Servant. He'd have Byakhee's as his steeds.

 

[LostHaven]

"one way or the other to make servants insane, or corrupt them."
WOW. REALLY? I wouldn't have guessed. *Sarcasm* It's not like the Cthulhu mythos are all about being an insignificant human in the face of ancient gods that are so eldritch and outsidious that just looking at them makes you lose sanity, right?


You know. You could have made Beast Dagon instead, and he would have a Noble Phantasm (maybe Reality Marble that takes them all to some undersea temple) that summons armies of Deep Ones that count as very low-ranking spirits. And instead of Yog-Sothoth he'd summon Cthulhu. Don't you think that'd be cool as heck?

eeeh either way works. Nyarlathotep is Yog-Sothoth's envoy and Yog-Sothoth just wants to bring himself back into this reality.


Dagon has no affiliation with Lovecraftian Deities and I've overused Cthulhu

@MrEvilMexican


Imagine Cthulhu as a Rider-Class Servant. He'd have Byakhee's as his steeds.

... Like I said, his noble phantasm would just one-shot everything that sees him xD

 

[LostHaven]

well Dagon IS used in Lovecraft's stories but he originated as a mesopotamian fish god

 

[Birdsie]

eeeh either way works. Nyarlathotep is Yog-Sothoth's envoy and Yog-Sothoth just wants to bring himself back into this reality.


Dagon has no affiliation with Lovecraftian Deities and I've overused Cthulhu





 






 

I'm pretty sure Dagon is a servant of Cthulhu and also the Father of the Deep Ones. Both Cthulhu and Dagon are a part of the Great Old Ones, but Dagon serves Cthulhu as far as I know.


Also, I remember reading somewhere that Nyarlathotep could choose to appear as a near-human being. You could have given him some shapeshifting ability that lets him temporarily wield a human disguise. Maybe this would let you sneak past Grand Lancer.

 

[LostHaven]

I'm pretty sure Dagon is a servant of Cthulhu and also the Father of the Deep Ones. Both Cthulhu and Dagon are a part of the Great Old Ones, but Dagon serves Cthulhu as far as I know.


Also, I remember reading somewhere that Nyarlahotep could choose to appear as a near-human being. You could have given him some shapeshifting ability that lets him temporarily wield a human disguise. Maybe this would let you sneak past Grand Lancer.

Nope, the creature mentioned in 'Dagon' was never confirmed by Lovecraft as Dagon, and like I said, Dagon is a mesopotamian fish god.


and yes, Nyarlathotep took the shape of a human, usually a pharaoh. I was thinking of making Nyarlathotep Caster. xD


but a servant can sense another servant, and I don't think it'll be too easy to avoid a Grand Lancer. Not with ridiculous high presence detection

 

[LostHaven]

I blacked out your thingy. I don't need you telling everyone who Grand Lancer is. They can figure it out themselves.

 

[Birdsie]

Nope, the creature mentioned in 'Dagon' was never confirmed by Lovecraft as Dagon, and like I said, Dagon is a mesopotamian fish god.


and yes, Nyarlathotep took the shape of a human, usually a pharaoh. I was thinking of making Nyarlathotep Caster. xD


but a servant can sense another servant, and I don't think it'll be too easy to avoid a Grand Lancer. Not with ridiculous high presence detection





 






 

Hmmm, fair enough.

I blacked out your thingy. I don't need you telling everyone who Grand Lancer is. They can figure it out themselves.

Oh, okay. I did think everyone already had it figured out, since he's one of the strongest servants after Gilgy.


By the way, I was thinking of having Gilgy go:


"*Sniff, Sniff* What's that smell? Is that the stench of a mongrel? *BIG-ASS SNIFF*


Wait... *Dramatic close-up on Gilgamesh's eyes*


*Sniffity sniff* That smells like... *Sniff* evil magic. Evil magic by an evil person for evil things.


*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF* Yes. That's pretty evil... Wait, why does evil smell like tentacles and insanity?"


And this way figure out that Beast is doing a Void Ritual.


But I was not sure if I can do that without Sha Nagba Imuru that Child-Gil gains because of the observer mentality. Therefore I won't do it if you're not okay with it. I'm guessing not, because who would want to have Gilgamesh tracking their ass down?

 

[Birdsie]

Be careful though. With a sacrifice of 40 whooping people, someone somewhere is bound to sense the flux of mana.

 

[LostHaven]

Be careful though. With a sacrifice of 40 whooping people, someone somewhere is bound to sense the flux of mana.

Probably Luna and Lancer. Taronga Zoo is pretty far from land

 

[LostHaven]

Hmmm, fair enough.


Oh, okay. I did think everyone already had it figured out, since he's one of the strongest servants after Gilgy.


By the way, I was thinking of having Gilgy go:


"*Sniff, Sniff* What's that smell? Is that the stench of a mongrel? *BIG-ASS SNIFF*


Wait... *Dramatic close-up on Gilgamesh's eyes*


*Sniffity sniff* That smells like... *Sniff* evil magic. Evil magic by an evil person for evil things.


*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF* Yes. That's pretty evil... Wait, why does evil smell like tentacles and insanity?"


And this way figure out that Beast is doing a Void Ritual.


But I was not sure if I can do that without Sha Nagba Imuru that Child-Gil gains because of the observer mentality. Therefore I won't do it if you're not okay with it. I'm guessing not, because who would want to have Gilgamesh tracking their ass down?

I'm perfectly fine. I mean Gil would know what evil magicks smells like since he literally takes baths in that stuff

 

[Birdsie]

Probably Luna and Lancer. Taronga Zoo is pretty far from land

Well, as I was saying Child-Gil had Sha Nagba Imuru, a Noble Phantasm that's essentially super-advanced clairvoyance. (Technically, Gilgamesh can regain it by drinking the Potion of Youth stored in the Gate of Babylon,) It can discern heavily concealed truths with a single glance, such as an opponent's True Name, Noble Phantasms and even seeing the demise of human history. Gilgamesh lost it as he aged, but I was guessing maybe he has some form of extrasensory perception leftover from it.

I'm perfectly fine. I mean Gil would know what evil magicks smells like since he literally takes baths in that stuff

Oh, alright then.


Then I suppose poor Beast has both Gilgamesh and ****** (Grand Lancer) on his backside after him. At least I think Grand Lancer would have figured out that-- Oh, wait nevermind. I just read IC - he did figure it out. Well, good. Now all I have to do is wait for a response from @Shirou Emiya *Claps hands together*

 

[LostHaven]

Well, as I was saying Child-Gil had Sha Nagba Imuru, a Noble Phantasm that's essentially super-advanced clairvoyance. (Technically, Gilgamesh can regain it by drinking the Potion of Youth stored in the Gate of Babylon,) It can discern heavily concealed truths with a single glance, such as an opponent's True Name, Noble Phantasms and even seeing the demise of human history. Gilgamesh lost it as he aged, but I was guessing maybe he has some form of extrasensory perception leftover from it.


Oh, alright then.


Then I suppose poor Beast has both Gilgamesh and ****** (Grand Lancer) on his backside after him. At least I think Grand Lancer would have figured out that-- Oh, wait nevermind. I just read IC - he did figure it out. Well, good. Now all I have to do is wait for a response from @Shirou Emiya *Claps hands together*

I'm hoping to summon in Gatekeeper and I'll BS if that's what it takes (jkjk) 


another master can can also contract with Beast. Be scared

 

[Birdsie]

I'm hoping to summon in Gatekeeper and I'll BS if that's what it takes (jkjk) 


another master can can also contract with Beast. Be scared





 






 






 







 

I'm supposed to be scared? A precise Ea strike in your face should teach you your place, mongrel! Do not attempt to threaten the King of Heroes!!!


But seriously, what kind of insane fool looks at Beast and goes: "LET'S MAKE A CONTRACT!" I think you'll have to deprive them of all sanity and dignity prior. Unless said person is desperate to get their wish granted. Maybe Beast will have to put his charisma to work and flirt? Let me show you how to flirt.


Saber! @TaraSobiki


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

 

[LostHaven]

I'm supposed to be scared? A precise Ea strike in your face should teach you your place, mongrel! Do not attempt to threaten the King of Heroes!!!


But seriously, what kind of insane fool looks at Beast and goes: "LET'S MAKE A CONTRACT!" I think you'll have to deprive them of all sanity and dignity prior. Unless said person is desperate to get their wish granted. Maybe Beast will have to put his charisma to work and flirt? Let me show you how to flirt.


Saber! @TaraSobiki


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

*Beast gets cringe attack and is defeated*

 

[Birdsie]

Current Status: 10.75%


People Killed: ~42


Percent per day: ~15%


People Killed/Day: ~60


Current Mood Outside: Normal


Current Info on Servant on Other Side:


Class: Gatekeeper


WARNINGS:


-Gatekeeper's consciousness can now escape the rift for short amounts of time. He can be watching you RIGHT NOW, in the shower...




 







 







 

I see.


The problem lies in gaining % per day. Just how in EVOLVE the monster gains more food.


Both gain it from feeding, or in this instance sacrificing. Sacrificing humans.


Therefore, the best way to stop Beast is to protect humans, kill Beast, or impede Beast's progress.


Well. *ENUMA ELISH!* *Australia is gone and explodes, leaving a huge hole. Mass Genocide is the best way because if there's no one, then there's no one to sacrifice either*

 

[LostHaven]

I see.


The problem lies in gaining % per day. Just how in EVOLVE the monster gains more food.


Both gain it from feeding, or in this instance sacrificing. Sacrificing humans.


Therefore, the best way to stop Beast is to protect humans, kill Beast, or impede Beast's progress.

oh, the % per day is indefinite. The people killed are just a bonus. After each night, I will roll a 15 sided die, and that determines how much % is gained. For every 10% gained, Gatekeeper gains more abilities to screw shit over until he's fully summoned.

 

[Birdsie]

oh, the % per day is indefinite. The people killed are just a bonus. After each night, I will roll a 15 sided die, and that determines how much % is gained. For every 10% gained, Gatekeeper gains more abilities to screw shit over until he's fully summoned.





 

Okay then.


If the % per day is indefinite then the 15% is kinda op. That leaves to me the fact that I must find the site where the ritual is taking place and annihilate it with Ea. Only through violent, fiery purge can I absolve this ground of the sin it was put through and avenge those who have perished to Beast's sacrifices.

 

[LostHaven]

Okay then.


If the % per day is indefinite then the 15% is kinda op. That leaves to me the fact that I must find the site where the ritual is taking place and annihilate it with Ea. Only through violent, fiery purge can I absolve this ground of the sin it was put through and avenge those who have perished to Beast's sacrifices.

it's unstable tho. I roll a 15 sided die, so frankly, I can end up with 1%

 

[Birdsie]

it's unstable tho. I roll a 15 sided die, so frankly, I can end up with 1%

Good.


I will still purge that place, though. There's nothing you, or Saber, or Grand Lancer can do to stop me.

 

[LostHaven]

you'd better. Too bad I know sydney from the back of my head. I know more good places to reset the ritual

 

[LostHaven]

I see.


The problem lies in gaining % per day. Just how in EVOLVE the monster gains more food.


Both gain it from feeding, or in this instance sacrificing. Sacrificing humans.


Therefore, the best way to stop Beast is to protect humans, kill Beast, or impede Beast's progress.


Well. *ENUMA ELISH!* *Australia is gone and explodes, leaving a huge hole. Mass Genocide is the best way because if there's no one, then there's no one to sacrifice either*

problem with your method:


1- Killing beast will only stop the part of killing people


2- blowing up australia doesn't mean it will blow up void. It'll probably get more energy from Enuma Elish


3- Protect humans? bah! I thought Gil hated those things

 

[Birdsie]

you'd better. Too bad I know sydney from the back of my head. I know more good places to reset the ritual

You live in Sydney ;-;?


Also, we totally need a scene where two masters fight on the roof of the Opera House while their servants do the same but inside.

 

[Birdsie]

problem with your method:


1- Killing beast will only stop the part of killing people


2- blowing up australia doesn't mean it will blow up void. It'll probably get more energy from Enuma Elish


3- Protect humans? bah! I thought Gil hated those things





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Gil doesn't hate humans.


Gil is Chaotic Good, and he is indeed good, but most times he is summoned he's in a shitty mood overall because of the Era we live in. (The 2000's are like hell to him.)


And this version of him is relatively more stable, so he will be slightly nicer than the one in Fate/Zero.

 

[LostHaven]

You live in Sydney ;-;?


Also, we totally need a scene where two masters fight on the roof of the Opera House while their servants do the same but inside.

Depends on what you think Sydney is. I technically live in Sydney but not the city where the harbour bridge and opera house is...


and shouldnt it be servants on roof and masters inside?


and did I mention we have a huge bridge to fight on? Well we have a huge bridge to fight on

 

[Birdsie]

Depends on what you think Sydney is. I technically live in Sydney but not the city where the harbour bridge and opera house is...


and shouldnt it be servants on roof and masters inside?


and did I mention we have a huge bridge to fight on? Well we have a huge bridge to fight on





 

I know about the damn bridge, but what's important is that Servants fight inside. Can you imagine the glorious destruction that can be unleashed with the power of two servants?