Corrupt a Wish

[N-On-E-Mus]

you do, but the fish in your sushi are still alive

I wish I was not so lazy

 

[BunnyVT]

(Brutal)
Granted, but you will work so hard, you'll wish you could rest

I wish I had friends

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

Granted. You HAD friends, but they are all dead now

I wish my grades were better

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

The get better, to a C -

I wish that I had a girlfriend

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

(thats honestly better than my current grade)
Granted but she's cheating on you

I wish that my mac wasn't so laggy

 

[BunnyVT]

(thats honestly better than my current grade)
Granted but she's cheating on you

I wish that my mac wasn't so laggy

Granted, But will run so fast you won't be able to see anything

I wish my band grade was decent

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

Granted, but your teacher thinks your cheating, and now you are expelled

I wish that I was a better writer

 

[BunnyVT]

(Oof)
Granted, but you'll get a cramp so bad you won't be able to write anymore


I wish the stories I wrote weren't so gory

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

(thats honestly better than my current grade)

(Crap.)

BunnyVT
Granted, but they are now too inappropriate due to how much eroge you put in.

I wish I could draw better

 

[BunnyVT]

((....
Stahp))

Granted, but those drawings will try to kill you

I wish I had self esteem

 

[Lone Star II]

Granted, but I am the only one who even notices it.

I wish that Bun has a better life in the future.
(And because one of the wishes I had in the past was to choose the different corruptions in my wishes....)
And the corruption for that wish is that I won't have much of a future, because all of my luck transfered over to Bun.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Hm... I wish to be a cool guy

 

[BunnyVT]

Granted, but I am the only one who even notices it.

I wish that Bun has a better life in the future.
(And because one of the wishes I had in the past was to choose the different corruptions in my wishes....)
And the corruption for that wish is that I won't have much of a future, because all of my luck transfered over to Bun.

Awww, Granted, but all of that luck goes back to you

Hm... I wish to be a cool guy

Granted, but only Fungus will notice you

 

[Lone Star II]

Hm... I wish to be a cool guy

Granted (WAIT YOU'RE A GUY?????) but only people who are obsessed with you in a very dangerous way will ever notice that and will 'hunt' you like their 'prey'.

Awww, Granted, but all of that luck goes back to you

That's not how it works Bun! I wished to choose my corruptions a while back, so I chose it!

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Granted (WAIT YOU'RE A GUY?????)

(TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU WITH GUN DRAWN: ALWAYS HAS BEEN)

 

[Lone Star II]

(TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU WITH GUN DRAWN: ALWAYS HAS BEEN)

*dies*
Well shit

 

[BunnyVT]

(TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU WITH GUN DRAWN: ALWAYS HAS BEEN)

How dare you kill my wife?!
I challenge you to a duel!

 

[Sir Fungus]

All of you cease, we’ve already corrupted one thread, let us not corrupt another.

Now
I wish I could become the Harem God.

 

[BunnyVT]

All of you cease, we’ve already corrupted one thread, let us not corrupt another.

Now
I wish I could become the Harem God.

I was just going to challenge them to a battle of Splatoon....

Granted, but the girls in your Harem will hate you.

I wish my shades were darker

 

[Sir Fungus]

Granted, Now they are dark just like eclipse sunglasses, you can only see the sun and nothing else.

I wish my band got back together...

 

[BunnyVT]

Granted, but your bandmates will never get along

I wish clothes were cooler

 

[Shiyonichi]

Your clothing is now –459.67°F.

I wish I could skip winter.

 

[Superfly47]

Granted, but during your hibernation, people think you're dead and your buried.

I wish I could see into the future.

 

[OblaanBo]

Granted, but you can only see the exact moment when you die, and in third person.

I wish I could run a five minute mile.

 

[Superfly47]

Granted, but you die of exhaustion right after finishing.

I wish I could turn back time.