MrMopp
Two Thousand Club
Aaaaaaaaright, wazzup ya bums! Names Don, and welcome to my Pan-Dimensional Diner, best bar and eatery in the multiverse.
Now this diner ain’t called "Pan-dimensional" cause I thought it would sound fancy. The place is a literal nexus world, free from continuity and context, where characters of all and shapes and genres can hang out from space aliens, to knights in shining armor, to caped crusaders, to cyborg pirates! ( Hell, I once had had sentient stepladders hobble up and order a Shirley temple. True story). All of them escaping their life stories for a moment to bum around and run their mouth with weirdos a reality over, or maybe just to drown at the bar, or maybe just to grab a burger and a killer sarsaparilla milkshake. Ain’t gonna lie, it’s flipp’n three ringed circus most days, but if you ain’t afraid of weirdness and wild ass bar fights, then I figure you’re gonna have some interesting stories to take home.
Lets lay down some rules though.
1. NO KILLING ANYONE! What does this look like, Mos Eisley?
2. BAR BRAWL?! Sure, knock yourselves out. But keep the safety on, would’ja?! If things get out of hand, there will be some Don Intervention goin on.
3. NO MIND CONTROL CRAP. Seriously, its creepy as f*ck and nobody likes it.
4. STAY OF THE KITCHEN. Our cook is a maniac an I will not be responsible for whatever he does to you.
5. MIND YA FUCKING LANGUI- aw, crap.
6. PANTS! WEAR EM, DAMNIT!
Now this diner ain’t called "Pan-dimensional" cause I thought it would sound fancy. The place is a literal nexus world, free from continuity and context, where characters of all and shapes and genres can hang out from space aliens, to knights in shining armor, to caped crusaders, to cyborg pirates! ( Hell, I once had had sentient stepladders hobble up and order a Shirley temple. True story). All of them escaping their life stories for a moment to bum around and run their mouth with weirdos a reality over, or maybe just to drown at the bar, or maybe just to grab a burger and a killer sarsaparilla milkshake. Ain’t gonna lie, it’s flipp’n three ringed circus most days, but if you ain’t afraid of weirdness and wild ass bar fights, then I figure you’re gonna have some interesting stories to take home.
Lets lay down some rules though.
1. NO KILLING ANYONE! What does this look like, Mos Eisley?
2. BAR BRAWL?! Sure, knock yourselves out. But keep the safety on, would’ja?! If things get out of hand, there will be some Don Intervention goin on.
3. NO MIND CONTROL CRAP. Seriously, its creepy as f*ck and nobody likes it.
4. STAY OF THE KITCHEN. Our cook is a maniac an I will not be responsible for whatever he does to you.
5. MIND YA FUCKING LANGUI- aw, crap.
6. PANTS! WEAR EM, DAMNIT!
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