You are in court, suing the person above you. Give me the stupidest reason why but meme edition.

[Superfly47]

Suing for being mean to birds.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Suing for being so pretty that makes you a bully target.

 

[Superfly47]

Suing for being so pretty that makes you a bully target.

All I read was pretty.

Sued because spoons are scary.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

All I read was pretty.

Sued because spoons are scary.

Sued for finding spoons scary even though you are lucky it’s not the demon spoon stand

 

[xpstitch]

Suing Kaiju Cat because the young person with dyed hair didn't kneel to serve me free caviar at Olive garden. The manager refused to give me any compensation as well.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

suing for being a stuck-up b*tch

 

[eyclore]

Suing because why not