Fandom Yandere Simulator (OOC)

[Gizaira]

A place where you can discuss plans on how you're going to obtain Asano's affection or how you're going to kill the others in a brutal yet hilarious fashion...You can have half way decent conversations here too.

 

[Birdsie]

A place where you can discuss plans on how you're going to obtain Asano's affection or how you're going to kill the others in a brutal yet hilarious fashion...You can have half way decent conversations here too.

ME after I kill YOU

 

[Gizaira]

ME after I kill YOU

He thinks he can kill me!

That's hilarious and all Birdsie but it's not going to be that simple. It's going to take a lot more than getting me alone to assassinate me.

(Using my husbando's face against me is a pretty low tactic though.)

 

[Birdsie]

He thinks he can kill me!

That's hilarious and all Birdsie but it's not going to be that simple. It's going to take a lot more than getting me alone to assassinate me.

(Using my husbando's face against me is a pretty low tactic though.)

*C4 Charges* You were saying what?

Wait, your husbando is Lelouch?

 

[Gizaira]

*C4 Charges* You were saying what?

Wait, your husbando is Lelouch?

You wouldn't blow me up if I was around Asano, now would you?
(Or in witness protection)

Nope, it isn't. It's a certain blonde guy who you're using as a face claim.

 

[Birdsie]

You wouldn't blow me up if I was around Asano, now would you?

Nope, it isn't. It's a certain blonde guy who you're using as a face claim.

What's with girls having a crush on Gilgamesh.

I get it that he's handsome, but geez X_X
Wait, that means you have TWO Husbandos.
Then again, I have like a hundred waifus.

I chose Gilgamesh because red eyes look evil.

 

[Gizaira]

What's with girls having a crush on Gilgamesh.

I get it that he's handsome, but geez X_X
Wait, that means you have TWO Husbandos.
Then again, I have like a hundred waifus.

I chose Gilgamesh because red eyes look evil.

I like characters like him. I mean what's not to love about a pompous asshole?

(That's like asking the question why do people like Izaya.)

More than two actually. I could sit here and name them all but then I would of wasted a large portion of my life doing so.

 

[Birdsie]

I like characters like him. I mean what's not to love about a pompous asshole?

(That's like asking the question why do people like Izaya.)

More than two actually. I could sit here and name them all but then I would of wasted a large portion of my life doing so.

Am I one of them?

 

[Gizaira]

Am I one of them?

Until a few days ago you had my people being treated like prisoners of war and I was threatening to rise up against you and declaring how I was going to kill you. Plus there were all those letters sent by carrier pigeons...

Tell me, do you think you are?

 

[Birdsie]

Until a few days ago you had my people being treated like prisoners of war and I was threatening to rise up against you and declaring how I was going to kill you. Plus there were all those letters sent by carrier pigeons...

Tell me, do you think you are?

Yes, obviously.

You're just being unbelievably Tsundere.
Don't kill me.

 

[Gizaira]

Yes, obviously.

You're just being unbelievably Tsundere.
Don't kill me.

Idiot, I can't be tsundere if I never say baka. That makes your logical incorrect.

I'll kill you whenever I get the urge to. I'm not making any promises.

 

[Birdsie]

Idiot, I can't be tsundere if I never say baka.

I'll kill you whenever I get the urge to. I'm not making any promises.

Yare, yare daze. *Smug grin*

That's something a Tsundere would say.
After all, "Idiot" translates to: "Baka," and you just said it.

 

[Gizaira]

Yare, yare daze. *Smug grin*

That's something a Tsundere would say.
After all, "Idiot" translates to: "Baka," and you just said it.

...Th-That proves nothing. You can't just link me to being a tsundere just because I used the word ''idiot'' after all...

Don't go and get the wrong idea or anything, okay?

 

[Birdsie]

...Th-That proves nothing. You can't just link me to being a tsundere just because I used the word ''idiot'' after all...

Don't go and get the wrong idea or anything, okay?

Yeah, yeah. Of course, sure.

Kira-chan, it's okay to stay true to your emotions. *Continues chuckling*

 

[Gizaira]

Yeah, yeah. Of course, sure.

Kira-chan, it's okay to stay true to your emotions. *Continues chuckling*

You want me to stay true to my emotions? Fine, if it gets you to get off my back about me being a tsundere then I will.

Birdsie-kun I didn't end you during that credit scene because I didn't feel like it at the time as all. And since you got of your high horse I thought that you were....less terrible than I thought you were before. N-Now listen that doesn't mean I like you or anything, it just means I find you more tolerable.

Anyway, those are my true feelings. Happy now?

 

[Birdsie]

You want me to stay true to my emotions? Fine, if it gets you to get off my back about me being a tsundere then I will.

Birdsie-kun I didn't end you during that credit scene because I didn't feel like it at the time as all. And since you got of your high horse I thought that you were....less terrible than I thought you were before. N-Now listen that doesn't mean I like you or anything, it just means I find you more tolerable.

Anyway, those are my true feelings. Happy now?

 

[Captain Gabriel]

I'm in position.
*Takes aim through the Barret .50. She empties her lungs, slowly squeezing the trigger, releasing a fifty caliber bullet. It hits Birdsie's head, blowing it to bits,*
Target is down, retreating,
*AN helicopter arrives and extracts her from the rooftop, flying away.*

 

[Birdsie]

I'm in position.
*Takes aim through the Barret .50. She empties her lungs, slowly squeezing the trigger, releasing a fifty caliber bullet. It hits Birdsie's head, blowing it to bits,*
Target is down, retreating,
*AN helicopter arrives and extracts her from the rooftop, flying away.*

*But what you didn't know is that it was a meme hologram*

*Birdsie walks out from behind a rock*
Haha, fools. The King of Memes is never fooled so easily. *Fires a pepe using a rocket launcher* You brought a gun to a gag fight.

 

[Captain Gabriel]

*Her face slowly started melting...*
Hahaha! You fool! You expected a sniper girl...but it was me, Dio!

Now, Perish!

 

[Birdsie]

*Her face slowly started melting...*
Hahaha! You fool! You expected a sniper girl...but it was me, Dio!

Now, Perish!

You can't use another's memes, baka. Especially when all memes belong to the King of Memes.
*Your attacks disappear*

And now, I cast... RARE PEPE! *A diamond frog jumps at you viciously*

 

[Captain Gabriel]

Your next line is..."I will cast away my Rare Pepe!"