Other Write the life story of the person above you

[SarcasticDingleberry]

Let the fun begin

 

[Assassiinx]

Four score and seven minutes ago a great and adventurous creature began its trek through the endlessly endangered masses of...Detroit. In this city of doggo's, walrus's and trash pandas they ruled. Though the particulars of their rule was something few would truly understand, for on the day of their inauguration into the thrown as ruler of...Detroit. They so declared that all Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays were official Dingle-Berry days, all must sacrifice their second left shoe for the sake of the dingle-berry shrine, a shrine that was built continuously on Mondays, Sundays and Saturdays.
And then the dragons attacked, but lets leave that saga for the next episode of SDB-Z

 

[SarcasticDingleberry]

It was only but 4 minutes ago before anyone had any idea of who this poor soul was. Needless to say, this person had the best way of expression ever, memes. Oh how people love their dank memes. This fellow is very successful indeed, every night before the clock strikes midnight everyone who knows this person spams them with as many memes as possible. This one minute before midnight is notoriously known as Assassiinx.