Who Wants to Read a Cringfest of a Story Written by 14 Year old Dencin?

[Cindella]

 
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I found my middle-school journal and typed what I had written in there lmfao


My comments from now are displayed like this in the story
 


ENJOY XD

Dragon Lore - CH 1 - The Boy

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[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]As I ran through the walls of Galadriel…[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]WAIT![/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Let me start five months from now.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]My name is Tahlin Forelorn and I’m fourteen years old. [/SIZE]WHAT IS THAT LAST NAME?! LMAO


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Here is my story.[/SIZE]


 

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]-[/SIZE]


 

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Five months ago a man came into my house and asked my mom where I was. My mom told me not to come downstairs….[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]But I did.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]BIG MISTAKE! [/SIZE]I use this line again in the next chapter I think lmao
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]As I walked into the kitchen, the ma had a knife to my mother’s throat.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Come with me if you want your mother to live.” He said flatly. [/SIZE]Yes, terminator voice xD
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]So I went with him, and he killed her.[/SIZE]


 

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]-[/SIZE]


 

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]It was a year in the making when I overheard Brenton talking to someone. I stuck my ear to the door and listened.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“When do I get her?” A strange voice said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“When I get my 1,000 lire.” Brenton said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I heard the clan of coins hit the ground.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Well, Lord Vahn, you sure do have a way of negotiating.” Brenton said.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Tonight, after dinner…. what’s that?” Lord Vahn asked.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Suddenly, I realized that I was breathing heavy. I shut my mouth, ran up to my room, and locked myself in there. [/SIZE]YOUVE BEEN LIVING THERE FOR A YEAR AND YOU HAVENT RUN AWAY YET?! AND YOU HAVE FREE ROAM OF THE HOUSE?! WHAT


 

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]-[/SIZE]


 

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]That night after dinner.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Brenton said, “I want you to meet me in the ballroom at exactly six pm and no later than that. Okay?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Okay, I’ll be there.” I said flatly.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Not a second later, not a minute sooner. Six pm sharp!” Brenton snapped. [/SIZE]lmao I cant


 

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]-[/SIZE]


 

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Later that night, I packed up all of my stuff and crept out of my room. I ran down the halls as quick as a mouse. I looked at my watch. It was five fifty nine pm.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Crud.” I thought. [/SIZE]Because I was 14 and 'Shit' was not part of my vocab back then lol


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]As I rounded the corner I ran into someone. I started to scream but they put their hand over my mouth.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Come with me” He said.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I hesitated then I followed him.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]He led me into a dark room as kissed me.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]NOT! [/SIZE]The cringe is so real
 


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Instead he grabbed me by my shoulders and said, “Now!”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“What?” I stammered.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Well, well, well… we meet at last.” A strange man said.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]As he spoke I remembered him from last night. [/SIZE]don't you mean earlier that morning? lmao
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Lord Vahn!” I yelled.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Yes?” He hissed.[/SIZE] Like a snake yissssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssss?


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]All of a sudden he pulled out a green orb. I cried out in pain as the orb started to glow.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Apart!” I yelled in exhaustion.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Lord Vahn flew back ten feet, as he dropped the orb at my feet.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]The brighter the orb glowed, the weaker I got.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Then the boy came over to me and put the orb in his shirt and tossed it at the wall, as it smashed to pieces.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Be Healed!” He said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]When I got to my feel I yelled, “Apart! Descenso!” [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]He flew back ten feet and fell to the floor and yelled in pain.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Please stop, I won’t hurt you.” He stammered.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“No. Why should I quit? You sold me out, you led me back to Lord Vahn. So why should I give you mercy?” I yelled.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Because I can get you out alive.” He managed to say.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Be Healed.” I said after a few minutes.[/SIZE] Yeah, because you've met him all of 3 minutes and he's already betrayed you lmao how'd he even get into the building?
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Thanks.” He said looking into my eyes.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]When he did my heart felt as if it did a somersault.[/SIZE]here it comes oh god...


 

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]It got quiet, too quiet. Then without warning, a huge red and black dragon came crashing through the stone walls with two boys on it. I fell to the floor when the dragon came to a massive stop.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“You okay?” He asked, helping me up.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Yea, I’m fine.” I said taking his hand.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Strider! Are you coming or not?” One boy said, “Who’s she?!”[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Yeah! That’s Ben, and the quiet one is Ryan. And me, I’m Strider, and this is Jaws, my dragon.” He said as we got up on Jaws. As we took off, I yelled with joy, as we whisked out of the window, as my adventures in the Fantasy Realm began.[/SIZE]I couldn't think of a name for the land! LMAO I WAS GOING TO USE ALAGAESIA BUT ERAGON MAN LOL

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]LMFAO WHAT[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I just read this and died lmfao

THIS WAS WHEN ERAGON CAME OUT[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I literally took the spells from Eragon, and in other chapters there is Sora and Kairi from Kingdom Hearts in there! LMAO
OP MARY SUE IS OP[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]THERES LIKE 10+ MORE CHAPTERS IM GOING TO DIE READING ALL THIS xDD[/SIZE]

 
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[TheMilkMan]

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Come with me if you want your mother to live.” He said flatly.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]So I went with him, and he killed her.[/SIZE]

Thats some next level plot twist right there.

 

[TPBx]

You think you're pretty cringefest, I'll raise you one incomplete fanfiction of mine SoonTM

 

[Cindella]

Thats some next level plot twist right there.

Bet you're still reeling from those 9 words lmao

You think you're pretty cringefest, I'll raise you one incomplete fanfiction of mine SoonTM

You best tag me in it! If it's worse than this, I have to read it xD

 

[hadal]

This is some quality cringe right here. I now feel encouraged to dig through the awful depths of my cringe-y pre-teen writing lol

 

[TPBx]

1st Series


https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8796779/1/Rise-of-Heroes


2nd Series


https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8906844/1/Rise-Of-Heroes-Dream-World


3rd Series


https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8979119/1/Rise-Of-Heroes-Return


Thank you angsty, super nerd, high school me for draining hours into this crap. @Dencin

 

[Cindella]

This is some quality cringe right here. I now feel encouraged to dig through the awful depths of my cringe-y pre-teen writing lol

I agree. xDD


Do it! 

 

[Cindella]

1st Series


https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8796779/1/Rise-of-Heroes


2nd Series


https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8906844/1/Rise-Of-Heroes-Dream-World


3rd Series


https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8979119/1/Rise-Of-Heroes-Return


Thank you angsty, super nerd, high school me for draining hours into this crap. @Dencin

LMAO That was better than mine! Although, mine was wrote in like 8th grade xD


I love in the beginning where the island is rising out of the bay and Thomas is like... nope, I got homework. lmao

 

[hadal]

I agree. xDD


Do it! 

Oh man I've found a bunch of stuff. I was looking through old notebooks, and I really hit the jackpot. I've found stuff from like age 11-14. A lot of them are cringe-y school stories, but I even found one where I'm a member of a team of like superhero-secret agents who hunt down zombies lol 

 

[Cindella]

Oh man I've found a bunch of stuff. I was looking through old notebooks, and I really hit the jackpot. I've found stuff from like age 11-14. A lot of them are cringe-y school stories, but I even found one where I'm a member of a team of like superhero-secret agents who hunt down zombies lol 

The nostalgia! lmao
I've had so many over the years! Most of them were digital, on like wordpad... but this was the only physical one that I wrote, and still have. xD

 

[hadal]

The nostalgia! lmao
I've had so many over the years! Most of them were digital, on like wordpad... but this was the only physical one that I wrote, and still have. xD

Right! I don't know whether to laugh or cry


Ahh most of mine are physical. I only have one that's digital, and it was the first fanfic I ever wrote 

 

[AThiefOfSpades]

I need to read the rest of this. It's so funny!! Reminds me of the 2.5 books I wrote in 7th grade... If you've typed it up, please link me. If you haven't and are going to, please tag me.

 

[Me_But_Not_Me]

Oml I want more xD I'm dyinggggg

 

[Elephantom]

How does one hiss a question? I suppose it must be really awkward, in fact, quite queer too.

 

[arctic]

How does one hiss a question? I suppose it must be really awkward, in fact, quite queer too.





 

Omg I've been trying to hiss a question for the past five minutes and I can't xD I sound like a snake giving birth

 

[jinkx]

Dude, this reminded me that my fanfiction I wrote when I was fourteen is still on the Internet. 


The main character is a super powerful self-insert, it's truly magical. 

 

[billthesomething]

Oh god, now i don't feel as bad about my old writing (It's still shit)

 

[Insanitation]

Then without warning "When will this be publish?" lnsanitation asked, smartly as he held his breath for the sequel. His mind couldn't help but wander toward a turkey sandwich and the things he would do to it.


I thoroughly enjoyed this 10/10 would cringe again.

 

[Abyss]

I can totally relate to memories of extremely cring-worthy writing. I remember trying to write a story in 6th grade and in which I described a circle as being 6x4 (give or take a few feet). Younger me had no concept of shapes or basic geometry whatsoever. 

 

[ewolf20]

my lord. i had a short story i did way back. never got around to finishing it 

 

[Cindella]

If I can get my husband to dig out my notebook from the storage building, I will definitely type up chapter 2. lol


I finished the entire story for it (minus ideas for a book 2 & 3 lmao) So there's a lot of cringe just waiting to be had.

 

[Cindella]

WHO'S READY FOR CHAPTER TWO?!


@TheMilkMan @TPBx @thelittlebay @AThiefOfSpades @Elephantom @HighlyInapropriate @billthesomething @Insanitation @Abyss @ewolf20 @jinkx @Kur0Yuuk1


Chapter Two - Trapped

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[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Brenton, you moron!” Lord Vahn yelled.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Huh? What did I do?” Brenton stammered.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“What did you do? You let them get away! That’s what you did!” He yelled. “Grrrr.” [/SIZE]LOL "Grrrr." Really? xDD
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Sheesh, he gets so hot-headed sometimes.” Brenton said under his breath.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]-[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Meanwhile…[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]As we were flying over the Realm, we saw a blue dragon down below. Then we noticed a boy fighting a bunch of guards. We flew down to help him.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Ugh.” I groaned.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Huh?” Strider asked.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Nothing.” I said. [/SIZE]ITS A TRAP

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]During the fight something hit me in the back of the head and everything went black. I awoke sometime later, lying on concrete. When I sat up, an overwhelming pain rose up in my stomach. I looked up to see Lord Vahn standing over me. [/SIZE]A lot just happened in a few sentences. AS you can see I was allergic to detail lmao
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Whispering?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Whispering what?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Then I fell back to the floor unconscious.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]-[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I awoke thirty minutes later hanging on the cell wall. My hands and feet were tied, and I felt a dirty sock in my tape covered mouth. I looked around the room for Strider. [/SIZE]I knew it was thirty minutes? Damn lol Also, a dirty sock? XD WHY? WHO SACRIFICED THEIR SOCK?!


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Where is he? [/SIZE][SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I thought.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]There.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Over in the darkest corner of the cell was Strider. I gasped to see cuts, bruises, and blood covering his body and most of the cell.[/SIZE] Damn, is he okay? xD


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]CLANK![/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]The cell door opened and Lord Vahn threw Ben and Ryan onto the floor. I tried to steer clear of LOrd Vahn… but he noticed me squirming around like a worm on a hook. [/SIZE]I thought that line was very clever when I wrote it xD


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Oh crud.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]He started to talk to me, but I ignored him. Something he said caught my attention…[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“....you’re pretty cute in this light….” He said. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]My head snapped up.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]What?![/SIZE][SIZE=14.666666666666666px] I thought. [/SIZE]SAME. LOL WHAT?!
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Blugh. I threw up in my mouth. I mumbled something, trying to get the puke down my throat in one gulp without throwing up again. [/SIZE][SIZE=14.6667px]Yuck Dx[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Huh?” Lord Vahn asked.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]He rolled his eyes and ripped the tape off of my mouth.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I spit out the sock.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Ow!” I yelled, “Don’t touch me!”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Well, if that’s the way you want it… ahem… Acknair!” [/SIZE]So polite...


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]A strange green light came from his hand. The only thing I thought was that I was going to die. Then Strider stood up and body slammed Lord Vahn and fell to the ground with a thud. Ben and Ryan got up, once they knew they were safe and untied me. [/SIZE]So they were just waiting there? Completely able to get up and just waited until after Vahn was down to get up and help? 


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Thanks.” I said.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw Brenton fleeing from danger. I raced after him. All of a sudden I stopped, knowing that I wasn’t chasing Brenton. I sat down feeling lost. Then I heard people talking up around the corner. [/SIZE]OUT OF CHARACTER KNOWLEDGE WTH


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I walked up the stairs and around the corner and found people in a cell.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Who else could be in this castle?[/SIZE][SIZE=14.666666666666666px] I thought.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Hey, do you need help?” I asked. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Yes, please.” A girl said.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]The bars creaked and groaned, but it finally fell off, almost nailing me as it went.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Thanks.” She said, “I’m Brittany.”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]She took off after that one dude. [/SIZE]LOL But no, this was a tie-in to my friend's story (which is equally cringeworthy and who's idea I literally stole for the start of the story lmao but she's cool. XD)

[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I turned around and ran downstairs. When I got there Strider was soaked in fresh blood. There was blood footprints that led into the hall.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I ran after them until Strider said, “No, Tahlin! Run! It’s a trap!” [/SIZE]I CALLED IT


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I turned around to see Lord Vahn jumping down from the rafter screaming, “ACKNAIR!”[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I dodged it at the last minute.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I watched in horror as the bolt circled around and came after me again. I jumped up as the bolt crashed into the wall, disappearing.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Oh come now, did you have to destroy my toy?” He asked.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Here, play with mine! Acknair!” I said in a grudging tone.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I almost passed out from all the power leaving my body.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I watched as the green bolt hit Lord Vahn but he didn’t die.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“What?” I said looking at him wide-eyed.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Do you know why it doesn’t affect me?” He asked leaning next to my ear.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I didn’t reply.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Because,” He said as his voice became a whisper, “I’m a shade.”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I gasped. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]That means he can’t die unless an arrow pierces his heart. [/SIZE]YOUVE BEEN HERE ALL OF TWO MINUTES HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SHADE IS?!


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Now.” He said getting to his feet. “Acknair!”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]My life flashed before my eyes, as the green bolt went straight through my heart.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“No!” Yelled Strider.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]He got to his feet with the little strength he had and wiped the blood out from the corner of his mouth.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Apart!” He yelled.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]Lord Vahn slammed against the wall and fell to the floor. WHen he was out cold, Strider ran over to me and started to cry. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]As he cradled me in his arms, one single tear landed on my face. A yellow light surrounded by body and lifted me into the air. [/SIZE]TANGLED BEFORE TANGLED WAS CREATED LMAO


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I came back out alive.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]When I woke up, Strider bent his head forwards and kissed me. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]My head got light headed as my stomach went in knots. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Tahlin, I’ll never let him battle you ever again.” He stated, then his voice dropped to a whisper. “I won’t lose you again.”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Maybe I should die more often and wake up to this.” I laughed. [/SIZE]*INTENSE EYE ROLLING*


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“When y’all two lovebirds are done, we’d like to finish the match.” Brenton said while picking up Lord Vahn. [/SIZE]So glad you were watching... pervs
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I jumped to my feet but fell down again.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Are you okay?” Strider asked, extending his hand to me.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I took his hand.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Yes, I’m okay.” I replied getting up.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Well, now that you’re ready, Septab!” Lord Vahn said.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]A gust of blue wind knocked us up against the wall, pinning Strider and me against the wall.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Oh no you don’t!” Ben said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]But then Lord Vahn pinned them up against the wall too. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]As Lord Vahn turned around, he pulled out his green orb. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]I fell to the floor moaning in pain. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“WHat did you do do her?!” Strider yelled.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“I’m draining her power.” He replied.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Once I Have it all she will die. We don’t need another Rider now do we?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“She’s a Rider?” Strider asked.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“It doesn’t take a giant lemur to figure that out.” Lord Vahn said sarcastically. [/SIZE]I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE BEST LINE EVER. 


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Apart!” Strider yeled, dropping to the floor. Lord Vahn dropped the orb, and it broke in half releasing my power to flow back into me.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Ugh…”I groaned, sitting up.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Tahlin…” Strider said.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“S-Strider.” I stammered falling into his arms. [/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“What a happy sight.” Brenton mused, “Now Tahlin is going to make Lord Vahn and I the most powerful guys in the world. Apart!” [/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]The gust of wind sent Strider up against the wall. Brenton picked me up with his icy cold hands and slung me onto his back[/SIZE]


[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Let me go! Strider help!” I yelled.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.666666666666666px]“Tahlin! Let her go!” Strider yelled. [/SIZE]OOH THE Cliffhanger lol I wonder what cliche will happen next? lol

 

[AThiefOfSpades]

IT GOT FUCKING BETTER OML NEXT INSTALLMENT PLEASE

 

[Me_But_Not_Me]

OMG THIS IS CAKE! xD

 

[Julian Spooner]

I know this whole thread is people quoting the story and going omg but when he shouts the villains name and the villain goes "yes?" OMG.