what is the person above you doing awake at three in the morning?

[Uhseikazu]

(UHM I READ COMICS AND MANGA NOT OTHER BOOKS) Watching SAO all over again because its next and final season comes out in June (WHICH I AM SOOOOO MAD ABOUT)

 

[.Arteries.]

(...I haven't heard of that...)
Meowing at people walking by.

 

[Uhseikazu]

Insulting nekos!

 

[.Arteries.]

(I'm sorry. Forgive me!)
Being offered waffles. Just take the damn waffle!

 

[Uhseikazu]

(Nu! You insulted my kind!)
Eating waffles

 

[.Arteries.]

(*Sniff* I'm sowwy!)
Eating breakfast with me while I try to get you to forgive me.

 

[Uhseikazu]

Leaving you (meanie)

 

[.Arteries.]

(Intense sadness. I'll get more waffles. And plums. Then more waffles.)
Leaving me to suffer alone and probably die.

 

[Uhseikazu]

Going on a murder spree

 

[.Arteries.]

(Yaaaassss! I'm still hurting though, I'll just eat waffles while i go on a murder spree.)
Not telling the cops hopefully.

 

[Uhseikazu]

Turning themself in

 

[.Arteries.]

Feeling bad and bailing me out of jail. Right? Right.

 

[Uhseikazu]

No, realizing no one is there

 

[.Arteries.]

(Damn invisibility potion)
Walking away from Alcatraz prison, while I'm still stuck on the island, because I'm not getting in that water!

 

[Uhseikazu]

Swimming in the ocean and getting eaten by a shark, dying

 

[.Arteries.]

Forgetting that I said that I faked my own death.
(I took a few classes from Loki's ghost.)

 

[Uhseikazu]

Then someone appears and stabs your head

 

[.Arteries.]

I knew I shouldn't have trusted him.
You were eating my waffles, weren't you?

 

[Uhseikazu]

(Okay this is no longer what the post is xD) Looking at how to manipulate atoms into any object possible

 

[.Arteries.]

(I know, but still XD)
Looking at a book on how to stop someone from stress-eating waffles.

 

[Uhseikazu]

Playing with their dead dog

 

[.Arteries.]

(Wha-what? I didn't have a dog. I swear if this is another ref. to the time that I was mistaken for John Wick-)
Spying on me eating my waffles. Yes I do eat waffles at 3 A.M.

 

[Uhseikazu]

Eating air

 

[.Arteries.]

Eating my toaster.

 

[Sir Fungus]

Contemplating if he should kill Steve rogers, or let him live.