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Fleetway was clenching his fists, teeth grinding so hard they sparked. Goret giggled at the hedgehogs annoyance."Oi...tell me I didn't hear what I heard I just heared," O'Chunks said, his voice dropping into a low growl as he started stomping his way over to the puny-sized alien.
"Y'didn't insult me girth, or me chunks, or even me brains...but INSULTIN' A MAN'S OWN MOTHER BE AN INVITATION TO YER OWN GAME-OVER! I OUGHTA PULL ON YE LIKE STRING CHEESE! I OUGHTA--"
O'Chunks stopped dead in his tracks, possibly sparing this tiny creature from the walloping of a lifetime. Noticing the green one's perceptive observation, he placed two hands on his hips and let out a laugh.
"Y'aren't gonna be doin' any chunkin' with those noodle arms, me boy," O'Chunks said to Fleetway with a chuckle. "You should join me 'n the green one here on our path to glorious victory! The Count's monsters'll soften 'em up, and then they'll be soft enough for those arms to start doin' actual chunkin', y'hear?
Despite O'Chunks' words seemingly being an insult towards Fleetway's lack of "beef", he was entirely sincere in his offer.
"What can I provide ye? Look around! The Count's picked out an army for ye, and it's yours to lead! I've got me own experiences commandin', though, so if ye want nothin' t'do with 'em, I'll take 'em off your hands!"
O'Chunks pumped his huge fists together.
"And as for meself, I can probably pick up the spiky one and chuck 'em aaaaaalllll the way over that mountain yonder. See?"
Konahrik simply slouched in his chair. "Very well. This army will be used as a stepping stone, to see what our opponents are made of. However, Bleck better pray that they do their part. I already have a few others waiting in the other worlds."
"You mean the mentally unstable zombie, and the billionaire playboy?" Goret said. "Let em wait. I say we let these hunks of raw muscle have some fun." He turns to Fleetway, smug grin "C'mon, noodle arms, me and Chunks are on the same page, you need to step in if you wanna see the end of this."
"GGGRRRRRRR!!!" Fleetway muttered unheard profanities and he walks between Goret and O'chunks. "Fine, but you need to remember that I am the fastest here! I sent my universe to hell and back in a flash, and I can do the same with others!"
"Yeah, yeah, just keep that ego in check will ya?"
Fleetway didn't even respond, just muttering. "Stupid......Grey's not even a good color...."