trigger the avatar above you with one sentence

[KingofAesir]

HOT TOPIC IS GROSSSS

(PUTS RANDOM WORDS IN BOLD ITALICS BECAUSE SHE SUCKS AT INSULTS)

 

[Reine]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

 

[KingofAesir]

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

 

[Hall Kervean]

If I turn off the NVGs, you'll have a pink hoodie.

 

[Reine]

I don't care that you broke your elbow.

 

[KingofAesir]

We all sprang from apes, you just didn't spring far enough.

 

[Reine]

Shut your mouth when you're talking to me.

 

[Hall Kervean]

I don't care that you broke your elbow.

I don't care that I broke my elbow, either.

You didn't go outside as a child, simply because your orphanage administrators wouldn't allow you to be seen.

 

[KingofAesir]

Hey, you have something on your chin.... 3rd one down.

 

[RiversEdge]

Hoodie's aren't popular (/*,*)/

 

[KingofAesir]

You only say that because you can't wear one, you'll just burn it off.

 

[Reine]

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.

 

[KingofAesir]

It's better to let everyone think you're and idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

 

[Hall Kervean]

NINJA

The U.S. Vietnam-era armed forces called; they want their radio back.

 

[KingofAesir]

PLOPPY

(Sorry, just had to get that greatness out there.)

 

[Gizaira]

Green is NOT a creative color.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Neither of you have a sex that I can identify.

 

[Reine]

I don't care that I broke my elbow, either.

You didn't go outside as a child, simply because your orphanage administrators wouldn't allow you to be seen.

You're jealous because your mom buys you MegaBloks instead of Legos.

 

[Hall Kervean]

You're jealous because your mom buys you MegaBloks instead of Legos.

Your crown came from Burger King, and your dignity from nothing.

 

[Reine]

Your crown came from Burger King, and your dignity from nothing.

*fully triggered*
That's cute. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

 

[KingofAesir]

Green is NOT a creative color.

Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

[Hall Kervean]

*fully triggered*
That's cute. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

Why do some people try and rearrange the alphabet when N and O are already together?


Yours was a memo from Kirito

 

[Reine]

Why do some people try and rearrange the alphabet when N and O are already together?


Yours was a memo from Kirito

I hope that all of your "chocolate chip" cookies are actually raisins.

 

[Hall Kervean]

I hope all your sugar cookies are actually raisinless oatmeal.

 

[KingofAesir]

I hope that all of your "chocolate chip" cookies are actually raisins.

Shit just got real.

I hope all your sugar cookies are actually raisinless oatmeal.