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Realistic or Modern TOTAL CONFLICT: THE ASHES OF WAR [intense military simulator]

pick one you greedy person

a) do not grab any weapons
b) grab pistol
c) grab shotgun
d) grab carbine
 
you grab an ASSAULT RIFLE-15 and several clipazines.

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a) lock private bobby in the armory
b) shoot private bobby
c) shoot yourself
d) ask bobby if he is ready to defend the base
 
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[COMPROMISE BETWEEN A & D]

you ask bobby if he is ready, then close the door on him, then open it back up.

bobby nods and racks the slide on his ASSAULT RIFLE-15, ready to rock 'n roll.

a) say a prayer that you will be able to defend your nation
b) turn on your ipod and play Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People
c) thank bobby for his friendship and prepare for battle
 
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Um, there are two A's, so All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run, better run, faster than my gun!
 
Robert's got a quick hand He'll look around the room He won't tell you his plan He's got a rolled cigarette Hanging out his mouth He's a cowboy kid Yeah he found a six-shooter gun In his dad's closet, in the box of fun things I don't even know what But he's coming for you, yeah he'scoming for you [Chorus x2:] All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, faster than my bullet Daddy works a long day He be cominghome late, and he's coming home late And he's bringing me a surprise 'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice I've waited for a long time Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick-pull trigger I reason with my cigarette Then say, "Your hair's on fire, you must've lost your wits, yeah?" [Chorus x2:] All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, faster than my bullet Run, run, run, run, ru-ru-ru-run, run, run Ru-ru-ru-run, run, run, run Ru-ru-ru-run, run, run, run, run, run [Chorus x4:] All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

a) go walk back to reception desk area
b) go to mess hall
c) go to lieutenant john's office
d) pull fire alarm
 


you pull the fire alarm and rush with private jim over to the reception desk area.

you see that the sprinklers have turned on and they have ruined all the computers.

pvt. harold stands up from his desk. "darn"


a) "that's right fuck you harold" shoot him
b) "hey jim maybe we can help harold fix his computer"
c) "that's right fuck you harold" then help him fix his computer
d) "hey jim maybe we can help harold fix his computer" then shoot him
 
jim nods and goes over, looking at harold's soggy old computer. with his technical expertise, he gets it back up and running and restores harold's data. a lesbian porno is seen running in the sole tab he has open.

"darn" harold says

a) "nice, email me that really quickly"
b) "no porn allowed you breached protocol kiddo" shoot him
c) shoot his computer "snap out of it harold, stop this"
d) "doesn't matter harold, the base is under attack"
 
you blow harold's head off with your ASSAULT RIFLE-15.

"that's a shame" private bobby says.

private jane walks over confusedly. "woah private harold is dead" she exclaims

a) shoot private jane
b) "private bobby did it"
c) "i had to kill him for watching lesbian porn which is not allowed"
d) "it doesn't matter, commies are attacking the base"
 
you explain that you killed him for watching lesbian porn, then say it doesn't matter because commies are attacking the base. private jane is shocked, and asks how she can help.

a) "you can help by dying" shoot jane
b) "you can help by dying" shoot bobby for some reason
c) "run to the armoury and get a gun, we'll try to hold them off"
d) "run to the armoury and get a gun, we'll try to hold them off" then shoot her in the back
 
private jane nods and runs off. you then see several firemen rush through the front doors, responding to the fire alarm. "the hell's goin' on here?!"

a) "CONTACT" open fire on them
b) "freeze"
c) tactically retreat
d) shoot bobby in the leg and leave him to the firefighters as a sacrifice so that he dies and you can have private jane all to yourself
 
you and bobby open fire on the firemen as they enter the building and gun them down. bobby is confused but goes along with it.

private jane returns with an ASSAULT RIFLE-15 and is prepared to join you. however, lieutenant billy and two other national guardsmen have also shown up. "wtf is happening"

a) run outside
b) light them up
c) "nothing sir how are you doing"
d) "they were attacking the base"
 

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