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Realistic or Modern TOTAL CONFLICT: THE ASHES OF WAR [intense military simulator]

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Lorsh

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IT IS 2019.

THERE ARE NO WARS GOING ON.

YOUR NAME IS PRIVATE JOHNSON.

YOU WORK AT THE RECEPTION DESK AT THE NATIONAL GUARD BASE.

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you are at your desk.

a) get coffee
b) sit there
c) turn on computer​
 
you go get some coffee and then go on your computer.
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a) turn on porn
b) turn on MS paint
c) go search up what "discombobulated" means on wikipedia
d) pour coffee on computer to make it go slower because it's too fast
 
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a) say "wow awesome"
b) call Private Jim over and tell him what you've learned
c) shut off computer
d) turn on porn
e) turn on MS paint
 
lmao, I like how you just nonchalantly continued this after a 6 month hiatus.

E) and B)
Open paint and use your amazing artistic talent to draw something in an attempt to discombobulate Private Jim.
 
private jim comes over and you explain to him what discombobulated means. "hey that's pretty cool private johnson"

a) "you're pretty cool too private jim"
b) "fuck you jim you're a piece of shit"
c) scan jim for signs of communism
d) nod and go back to computer
 
"hey man thanks," private jim replies, although somewhat confused/discombobulated.

a) "like ultra-cool"
b) "just kidding FUCK YOU idiot"
c) "wanna look up more words in the dictionary with me"
d) return to computer
 
"just kidding FUCK YOU idiot"

private jim is taken aback. "woah man calm down"

a) "get outta here, i gotta get back to work"
b) attempt to strangle jim
c) "sorry, i didn't mean that, i just have anger issues or something jim"
 
B, I have no idea what is about to happen, but whatever it is, I can guarantee will be interesting
 
when nobody else is looking, you wrap your arms around private jim's throat and begin to choke him sexily

he falls to the ground and is unable to fight off your big strong hands.

a) strangle him to unconsciousness
b) strangle him to death
c) stop midway and just laugh at him and call him a loser
 
Swarx said:
when nobody else is looking, you wrap your arms around private jim's throat and begin to choke him sexily

he falls to the ground and is unable to fight off your big strong hands.

a) strangle him to unconsciousness
b) strangle him to death
c) stop midway and just laugh at him and call him a loser
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A
 
you strangle jim until he is unconscious, then call him a loser.

a) draw a phallus on jim
b) go back to work
c) run to the armory
d) grab the phone to call for help because someone just got strangled
 
you run to the armory and see private bobby standing guard at the door

a) "hey bob what's up my man"
b) "i just got promoted to general, out of the way"
c) "bobby please let me into the armory so i can get guns and kill people"
d) "the base is under attack, someone took out jim, quick we gotta get guns"
 
"SHIT okay private johnson let's go!"

bobby throws open the armory door and rushes in. he grabs an ASSAULT RIFLE-15 from a gun rack, which is a deadly machine gun capable of firing 556 clips per second.

a) do not grab any weapons
b) grab pistol
c) grab shotgun
d) grab carbine
 
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