Axel The Englishman
The Holy Crusader
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THE TOP GUN - The bloke calling the shots 'ere of course. He decides what happens and when it happens as long as you're aboard his Road Train. Hell, he could order you to drive yourselves off that nearby ravine and you would have to do it. Just don't piss him off, OK?
THE GREESE MONKEY - This lad handles any sort of expertise that falls within automobiles. If he tells you to take your hands off that monkey wrench, he means take your hands off that monkey wrench. About half of a trailer's space may be being taken up by his car alone, but it's for a good reason of course. I suggest you don't touch the paint.
THE TINKERER - Ths wanker takes apart anything - and I do mean ANYTHING - that they can get their hands on before putting it all back together in some different way to make something entirely new and highly unoriginal. Except the Monkey's car though. They may be a douche, but they're not a suicidal douche.
THE FRANKENSTEIN'S ASSISTANT - Well, they aren't exactly the most qualified medical professional roaming Nevada. But nonetheless they still know how to reassemble a mucked up skull until it's all good and new. All we just need to figure out now is how to actually keep the patient alive...
THE REDNECK - This lazy fat arse is the one who does all the driving - as long as it involves the Road Train. It's not like the Greese Monkey would let 'em behind the improvised-wheel of their own vehicle, no sir! It took months just to find an engine that still has a couple days of life left in it.
THE GUN ACTIVIST - There's only ONE thing that matters to this pro-murder enthusiast. It's Spam. Well, guns too I guess. Just give this chap a gun and expect a couple corpses the next morning. Nothing escapes the lead hails of this thunder chucked! Not even allies!
THE COOK - This fucker's cooking a mean-arse pie for your mouths only. Thing is, they normally contain bombs in 'em. When I said cook I'm talking about someone who 'cooks' up bombs, if you get what I'm saying?
...I really need to stop talking to corpses.
THE GREESE MONKEY - This lad handles any sort of expertise that falls within automobiles. If he tells you to take your hands off that monkey wrench, he means take your hands off that monkey wrench. About half of a trailer's space may be being taken up by his car alone, but it's for a good reason of course. I suggest you don't touch the paint.
THE TINKERER - Ths wanker takes apart anything - and I do mean ANYTHING - that they can get their hands on before putting it all back together in some different way to make something entirely new and highly unoriginal. Except the Monkey's car though. They may be a douche, but they're not a suicidal douche.
THE FRANKENSTEIN'S ASSISTANT - Well, they aren't exactly the most qualified medical professional roaming Nevada. But nonetheless they still know how to reassemble a mucked up skull until it's all good and new. All we just need to figure out now is how to actually keep the patient alive...
THE REDNECK - This lazy fat arse is the one who does all the driving - as long as it involves the Road Train. It's not like the Greese Monkey would let 'em behind the improvised-wheel of their own vehicle, no sir! It took months just to find an engine that still has a couple days of life left in it.
THE GUN ACTIVIST - There's only ONE thing that matters to this pro-murder enthusiast. It's Spam. Well, guns too I guess. Just give this chap a gun and expect a couple corpses the next morning. Nothing escapes the lead hails of this thunder chucked! Not even allies!
THE COOK - This fucker's cooking a mean-arse pie for your mouths only. Thing is, they normally contain bombs in 'em. When I said cook I'm talking about someone who 'cooks' up bombs, if you get what I'm saying?
...I really need to stop talking to corpses.
