Johnny Weiss
Nothing to say? you must be a zombie
PHIL
That day began like any other. We woke up. Went to work or school, and followed our normal routine. I had been listening to the radio, a talk show that focused on the paranormal (I liked to listen to that in my passing time), when the crackpot radio show host claimed that a zombie attack had happened in New York City. Even if this shit is true, I reasoned, I live in California… it’s not like the zombies could get here, not before the government took them out! I had grown up watching George A. Romero movies, so of course, I believed that I would survive any zombie attack… and my little group of friends, too. No amount of time spent watching those movies could prepare us. Yes, I boasted an extensive knowledge of zombie movies… I had even researched their possibility. I believed that, since we, unlike the movies, at least knew about zombie, we would be prepared. Remember… knowledge is not the same thing as preparedness. Just knowing that they were possible was not enough. We had no plan, no real strategy.
I was in a research lab when everything started. I was replacing a light bulb, when one of the scientists’ secretaries ran in screaming, “Holy SHIT! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!” I jumped down from the ladder I had been using, and placed my hands on her shoulders,
“Jessica!” I had said, “Calm down, woman!” She looked in my eyes with a fear that I had never seen before, “What happened?” I asked her. She took a deep breath and spoke quick and panicked words to me.
“Phil, we need to get out of here… its Dr. Michaels… he… he’s dead!” I was confused.
“Why would we need to leave? If he’s just dead, we need to call the police!” She shook her head as she quickly interrupted me.
“No… that’s not it, he’s not just dead… you know those movies you’re always telling me about?”
Understanding dawned on my face, I had actually hoped for this day for a long time. Now that it was here, I wanted only to wake up from this bad dream. My thoughts were disturbed, as I heard pounding on the door, supposedly from Dr. Michaels. I grabbed Jessica’s hand, intending on running with her to the rear of the building. As I began running, I was held back, Jessica wasn't moving, “What the he-“ my eyes opened wide in fear as I saw Jessica, she had a zombie holding her back, and gnawing on her neck, “SHIT!” I said as I let go of Jessica and ran as fast as I could. There weren't many people in the building. A handful of scientists, their secretaries, and me. If I could think at the time, I probably would have realized that there wouldn't be that many zombies in the building… but I was past reason.
I ran as fast as I could, and nearly jumped in my car, like the guys from ‘Dukes of Hazard’. I put the key in the ignition, and turned it, hoping my old lemon wouldn't stall when I needed it most.The engine sputtered the first time I turned the key, and the second. It was only on the third attempt that the engine roared into life, and I left the facility behind, hoping my friends could help me...
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Robert
The moment that I heard about the attack in New York, I went into a frenzy. My friends and I had planned for, and longed for, a zombie attack for years. Yes, many people called us crazy or just demented, and you know what? We liked it. We knew that we would be ready for the day that the apocalypse came, whether it be by zombie, or by some other disaster. We knew that we misfits would only truly live in a survival situation. That we would only truly flourish when we were given the chance to show what we were really made of. We knew that not all of us would survive. We desensitized ourselves to violence and death, knowing that squeamishness was not attractive for survival. We would spar, to try and teach ourselves to fight, though perhaps at the time we were more jokes than seriousness… I had been in sports years before the first outbreak, football, wrestling, baseball… etc. So I knew how to get myself out of a tight spot, and I was a natural shot (though, truthfully, I knew that I couldn’t rely on firearms, so never pursued marksmanship past that). I was sure that survival would be easy, and I would be one of those macho, über-survivalists. We were wrong. All of us.
I followed the first step in our little survival plan… and that’s when everything fell apart. Only I, and my friend Joe got to our planned rendezvous spot… and Joe had been bitten by the time he got there. I… -
I had been the one assigned to bring seeds, so we could begin planting vegetables and fruits when we got to Joe’s uncle’s cabin in the woods, so if I could find people that knew what they were doing, I could plant food for us to survive. I didn’t know where I was going. My friends were probably dead, I knew Joe was, and my original plan was dead. What was I supposed to do?
That day began like any other. We woke up. Went to work or school, and followed our normal routine. I had been listening to the radio, a talk show that focused on the paranormal (I liked to listen to that in my passing time), when the crackpot radio show host claimed that a zombie attack had happened in New York City. Even if this shit is true, I reasoned, I live in California… it’s not like the zombies could get here, not before the government took them out! I had grown up watching George A. Romero movies, so of course, I believed that I would survive any zombie attack… and my little group of friends, too. No amount of time spent watching those movies could prepare us. Yes, I boasted an extensive knowledge of zombie movies… I had even researched their possibility. I believed that, since we, unlike the movies, at least knew about zombie, we would be prepared. Remember… knowledge is not the same thing as preparedness. Just knowing that they were possible was not enough. We had no plan, no real strategy.
I was in a research lab when everything started. I was replacing a light bulb, when one of the scientists’ secretaries ran in screaming, “Holy SHIT! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!” I jumped down from the ladder I had been using, and placed my hands on her shoulders,
“Jessica!” I had said, “Calm down, woman!” She looked in my eyes with a fear that I had never seen before, “What happened?” I asked her. She took a deep breath and spoke quick and panicked words to me.
“Phil, we need to get out of here… its Dr. Michaels… he… he’s dead!” I was confused.
“Why would we need to leave? If he’s just dead, we need to call the police!” She shook her head as she quickly interrupted me.
“No… that’s not it, he’s not just dead… you know those movies you’re always telling me about?”
Understanding dawned on my face, I had actually hoped for this day for a long time. Now that it was here, I wanted only to wake up from this bad dream. My thoughts were disturbed, as I heard pounding on the door, supposedly from Dr. Michaels. I grabbed Jessica’s hand, intending on running with her to the rear of the building. As I began running, I was held back, Jessica wasn't moving, “What the he-“ my eyes opened wide in fear as I saw Jessica, she had a zombie holding her back, and gnawing on her neck, “SHIT!” I said as I let go of Jessica and ran as fast as I could. There weren't many people in the building. A handful of scientists, their secretaries, and me. If I could think at the time, I probably would have realized that there wouldn't be that many zombies in the building… but I was past reason.
I ran as fast as I could, and nearly jumped in my car, like the guys from ‘Dukes of Hazard’. I put the key in the ignition, and turned it, hoping my old lemon wouldn't stall when I needed it most.The engine sputtered the first time I turned the key, and the second. It was only on the third attempt that the engine roared into life, and I left the facility behind, hoping my friends could help me...
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Robert
The moment that I heard about the attack in New York, I went into a frenzy. My friends and I had planned for, and longed for, a zombie attack for years. Yes, many people called us crazy or just demented, and you know what? We liked it. We knew that we would be ready for the day that the apocalypse came, whether it be by zombie, or by some other disaster. We knew that we misfits would only truly live in a survival situation. That we would only truly flourish when we were given the chance to show what we were really made of. We knew that not all of us would survive. We desensitized ourselves to violence and death, knowing that squeamishness was not attractive for survival. We would spar, to try and teach ourselves to fight, though perhaps at the time we were more jokes than seriousness… I had been in sports years before the first outbreak, football, wrestling, baseball… etc. So I knew how to get myself out of a tight spot, and I was a natural shot (though, truthfully, I knew that I couldn’t rely on firearms, so never pursued marksmanship past that). I was sure that survival would be easy, and I would be one of those macho, über-survivalists. We were wrong. All of us.
I followed the first step in our little survival plan… and that’s when everything fell apart. Only I, and my friend Joe got to our planned rendezvous spot… and Joe had been bitten by the time he got there. I… -
I had been the one assigned to bring seeds, so we could begin planting vegetables and fruits when we got to Joe’s uncle’s cabin in the woods, so if I could find people that knew what they were doing, I could plant food for us to survive. I didn’t know where I was going. My friends were probably dead, I knew Joe was, and my original plan was dead. What was I supposed to do?