The Derp Kingdom: This is war [Inactive]

Mew ran into the wall at the end of the hallway and stopped screaming. She needed to compose herself.... She needed to get dressed. With a few swift movements she tore her pj's off and with a clap of her hands, her queen of hearts dress was brought to her. She put it on and thanked the random servant for getting it. Now she had a new task. Get Suki. "SUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" Mew yelled at the top of her lungs, running around the palace again in hopes of finding her daughter.
 
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Bun pulled out a frying pan and a spatula and started to begin her flipping baplipping amazingwow lesson.


Bun: Yo, you see dis spatula, dis spatula represents yo sword, of your cooking heart-


Before she could say anymore, an arrow, barely missing her, NYYYOOOOOOOMed past her and hit the wall behind her.


Bun: HOLY PETER PAN'S CHICKEN NUGGETS WHAT WAS THAT


The Underps have started to attack.

 

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Suki put her feet in the water as she let out a sigh of content. The water was cool and the weather was a shade too hot. But she didn't really mind.


She closed her eyes and sat back. A chill ran down her back a moment later and opened her eyes again. She took a swift look around and stood up and put her shoes back on. Peaches's tail puffed up and she gave a hiss while her ears lay flat on her head. She slowly took out her Kunai's and got in a battle stance.
 
Mew ran into the kitchen, and was happy to see Bun. "BUN BUN BUN GET READY TO FIGHT.. UHHMM WHERE'S SUKI?? WHY IS THERE AN ARROW?? UGUUUUUU" She yelled frantically, not knowing wtf she was supposed to do. She ran over to the other side of the kitchen where there was a mic for a loudspeaker that would broadcast all over the kingdom. She didn't really know why somebody would put that it the kitchen but hey, it was useful. "Attention all Derps! The Underps are attacking. We must fight back! We shan't let the Underps taketh our freedom! We shan't sit here like boulders in a creek on winter's day! We shan't say nay, as Sir Biebsalot would say! Tonight we dine.." Mew paused for a dramatic effect. "AT TACO BELL"
 
At the first word of Taco, Bun felt woozy. She grabbed the loudspeaker from Mew and frantically shouted:


"nO NO NO NO ANYTHING BUT TACO BELL- DERPS WE WILL BE EATING.." Bun paused for a dramatic effect. "ITALAN."


She then slumped into a chair, muttering "ahhh that was a good save hahah, anything but Taco Bell.. haha.. anything but Taco Bell and burritos. 
Ninja person perches on the branch very carefully, watching Suki's movements closely.


She got into battle stance, how in the world did she sense my naruto-like ninja-ness?!


Biting his lip, Ninja Person (you can call him NP for short readers, because I like to make life easy like that) readied his totally ninja shurikens, getting ready to kill the Derp Princess
 
Mew took back the mic and quickly added "Uh, eat whatever you want just please don't die k, Mew loves you all!~" Phew. That was weird. Now what do do... hmmm.. Mew quickly grabbed a kitchen knife and readied herself for what was to come.
 
Suki heard a small rustle in the trees and she threw one of her kunai's in the direction of where she heard the sound. Peaches slinked off into the bushes as her master got in a defensive stance again.
 
Dr. Dyl


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Immediately as the derp queen arrived, Dyl felt uneasy about the news she might bring. It did not however change his happy attitude whist waving at his queen. "The Underps... they're coming.... now... we need to get ready to fight" she had said in quite the severe tone. Dr. Dyl pondered a moment for the meaning for the attack before bowing to his queen. "Very well, I will protect this castle, my queen," He annouced, "After all, I am one Hell of a Derp." And just like that he walked off to the front of the castle to see the situation. Underps...Underps everywhere. Like tiny hobgoblins struggling to get up a glitchy mountain, the underps were rapidly approaching Castle Derp in large swarms of innumerable quantities wielding high quality primeval to medieval weapons. Letting out a sigh, he announced, "Oh, it's tea time," before walking back into the house to grab both supplies of top-notch weaponry and a glass of tea from the Bunny Meido for fuel for the stressful upcoming day. "As one might say, you can't fight on an empty stomach. Hue hue."


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Mew took a few seconds to think. Hmm. "Bun, you and I will look for Suki. There are enough guards in the palace for now. When we find her, we shall help Dyl and the others fight" she said calmly. There was no time for Derping just yet, she had to save her derps for later.
 
Bun immediately stood up straight. "Oh-oh! Of course! *^*" She grabbed a frying pan from the wall and handed a spatula to Dyl.


Bun: "Hold on to that for me."


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Ninja Person dodged it with ease, but was shocked that the Princess could find his location from mere rustling. It would take more than some Naruto antics to take care of this


I figured I could do a short reply
 
She flicked a strand of her hair out of her face and glanced around the clearing again.


"So much for a nice and relaxing day" The raven-haired girl thought as she remained on guard.


Meanwhile Peaches just sat at the edge of the forest, flicking her tail from side to side as she waited for someone to come. She wasn't in the mood to go looking for people so amber eyed cat decided for them to seek out her.


I may as well post something while I have time today


*cough* Such a helpful cat ;v; *cough*
 
Somewhere along the borders of the kingdom, he sat on a chair inside his tent while looking at a map of the kingdom. He examined the map carefully. "Nothing but skirmishes here and there...What are they up to?" He laid back on his chair, wondering what was going on with everyone else. Was everyone alright? But he quickly perished the thought and got himself ready again.
 
Meanwhile, the Akatsuki cosplayer was secretly- or not so secretly cheering Ninja Person, leaning closer to said person with a hand around his masked mouth to quietly whisper typical things like: "Go Ninja Person! You can do et!!"


Then, he realized that the Derps could easily see him doing suspicious things such as whispering to the enemy, and quickly leaned back before leaping away comically as anime-style sweat drops swiftly bursted towards the air and out of his head.


"Eeehhh.. I like ninjas...?"
 
"A spatula?" Dyl sighed scratching his head examining the shiny metal spatula trying to decipher Bun's opaque reasoning for handing him such a tool. It must be his weapon he thought, a weapon for the servant of derp.


"Very well, Bun-sensei," he took a slight bow before walking out of the kitchen, "I shall go find the Crate and request his immediate service at the castle. Assuming that is, he doesn't know." And then without another word, Dr. Dyl strolled outside into the ever approaching Underp army with an important message to the general Derp himself.
 
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Gathering her strength, Bun held her Frying of Pan of Destruction and Pure Awesomeness and Omelet Maker the Third (Or FP for short) in her left hand and held it tightly.


Bun: "Today, all the Derps of this Kingdom shall see me in all my glory for I will totally blind them with my amazingwow tea and utterly" (pause for dramatic effect)


She held up her right hand, which was holding her Spatula of Doom- No wait.


Why is it empty.


Bun: ..... why did I give it to Dr. Dyl.


She ran after the Doctor

 

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As he walked out of his tent, a handful of soldiers were waiting for him along with his right-hand man Kurou. "Alright, we'll begin our scouting of the borders once again to take out any of the Underp forces"


The soldiers and Kurou all replied "Yes Sir!"


Before they left, he looked up at the sky. "I have a bad feeling.." He shook it off before heading out on his mission.
 
Mew gave a weak laugh, watching Bun run off like the derp she was. Now, where was she going to look for Suki? She paced the kitchen, trying to think like her daughter. If Mew was Suki.. what would she do? Suddenly, it came to her. Suki was always looking to find a quiet place to spend some time alone. The forest was a very secluded spot, so thats where she had to be. Mew sprinted through the halls, dodging arrows and weird jelly-like bullet things that smelt like peanut butter she didn't know the name of, until suddenly a giant Underp stood in her way. "OMG GTFO" She screamed at the top of her derpy lungs. The Underp smiled, and swung his giant-ass sword at her. **CLIFFHANGER HUEHUEHUE**
 
Suki slowly got out of her defensive stance and stood up with her arms at rest at her sides. The teen gave a sigh before hearing a small high pitched sound. She put her hands over her ears but that just made it seem louder. She slowly sank to the ground as she held her head tighter, trying to block out the sound.


What shall happen?~ Idk, I put something random :D
 
"We're under the attack of the Underps! UNDER the attack of the UNDERps!" The masked male screamed, pun intended. Also, he was running franticaly and clumsily around the entire Derp Kingdom, with his arms dangling behind him and his large sleeves floating and waving while he spread the message.


That was after noticing that no senpai noticed him, of course.
 
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