The Derp Kingdom: This is war [Inactive]

[Mew]

Mewtail submitted a new role play:


The Derp Kingdom: This is war - Will you fight for the Derp kingdom or betray us and help the Underps?

Long ago, the two top dogs of the world decided they wanted to divide into two kingdoms to preserve peace in the land of Steve. Thus, The Derp kingdom and the Underp kingdom were born. Now, these kingdoms are at war. You are a citizen in the kingdom of Derp, will you help the Derp kingdom defeat the Underps or betray them?

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[Mew]

"Your highness, please get your ass out of bed. Right now." Pedro, Mew's closest servant, yelled while shaking the barely legal monarch.


"Argghhhh shut up Pedro... go clean something...." Mew commanded as she sat up and stretched out.


"Yes your highness" Pedro said sadly, as he sashayed out the door.


Mew stood up and did her usual wakey exercises, which included head lifts, head downs, and arm wiggles. She then walked out of her bedroom and into the throne room, not even bothering to change out of her zebra striped pj's. Nobody would care, she way the gosh darn queen. Not knowing what else to do, Mew sat in her big chair and waited for something to happen.

 

[Buniichan]

Mew hears scuttering down the halls- and a frenzied Bun runs out pushing a cart o' tea


Bun: Ohai dere Mew yo tea is readeh o 7 ob

 

[Suki]

Suki sat on her balcony as she stared across the castle grounds. She fiddled around with her pendant around her neck as Peaches, her blue gray cat, sat next to her.


"My lady, I have your plans for today layed out" Jude, her butler, bowed as he held a piece of paper out to her.


She sat in silence a bit before she smiled a little and responded to Jude.


"Fit those activities for tomorrow, I have my own plans for today"


Jude looked at her with a curious face but he nodded and bowed again before walking off.


"Well, time to get ready I suppose" Suki murmured as she stretched and walked back into her room.

 

[Mew]

Mew squealed. "Yush~ Gimme that tea baby!~" This was one of the things Mew looked forward to most in the mornings, Bun's tea. Mew ran over to Bun and took her tea cup. "Thank you thank you thank you" She said with a smile while joyfully sipping her tea. Bun's tea made her forget all the bad things in life. While drinking, she could barely dwell on the fact that her kingdom was at war with a bunch of snobby idiots.

 

[Buniichan]

Bun beams - there's a reason she was Meido, and not meido, The Meido with capitals mind you.


"K I need to deliver dis tea to the Derp Princess" and zipped down the halls, thankfully it wasn't too long of a run.


As Bun was about to enter the room a fluffy thing known as Peaches the cat attacked her face quite viciously


Do you even Peach was the message Peaches seemed to trying to deliver

 

[dylzoe]

Dr. Dyl


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Dyl sat alone in his bed contemplating many things: the profound questions of Life. The meaning of the division of the land of Steve, why the world was like what it was, why he himself was alive and what his goal in life would be, and what the royal residents of Castle Derp would want for breakfast that fine morning. Dyl hastily decided to make menus for the derpy queen and princess on his IPad 69 before mustering the courage to lift all 150 pounds of his own crushing weight out of his somewhat luxurious bed to make his way to his wardrobe.


Contained in his wardrobe were ample amounts of cosplays for any given situation: swords from various shows, cloaks, capes, butler outfits, and of course maid and schoolgirl outfits. Fingering through each clothes hanger created a high pitched noise as the metal from the hangars collided with that of the wardrobes. Why he had been given a metal wardrobe was beyond him but he figured the derp royal family had their reasons. He eventually saw a standard servant outfit, full with a black jacket, vest, tie, pants, and well shined shoes. His undershirt was the only white to be found on his body as was his usual trend when picking out his outfits for the day unless he was feeling a little extra spicy that day.


Finishing the loose knot he had made in his jet black neck tie, Dyl checked to make sure his top button was unbuttoned before he headed out to accompany the derp household bringing with him a silver platter. He had spoken with the meido the night before and she had said something about serving the queen swiftly upon her waking this morning so he decided to first go to check on the derp princess, Suki, to make sure her basic needs were met. Of course, the word 'basic' has a completely different meaning when one speaks about princesses. Dyl had hoped today would not be unlike any other, but in his chest, he felt something was different in the kingdom of Derp today... Though it was probably just his imagination.


((This will be the best example of his attire for the day))


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[Suki]

Suki put her hair in two pigtails and put a ribbon to make them stay put. She looked around the room and saw Peaches wasn't there. The Princess gave a sigh as she heard a squeak behind her door.


"Guess she decided to greet Bun first" Suki thought as she sweat dropped.


She made her way to her door and opened it to see Bun and Peaches. She gave a small laugh as she saw what Peaches was doing.

 

[Buniichan]

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Bun: PEACHES THIS ISN'T FUNNY HOW DARE YOU HARM MY BEAUTIFUL FACE OH MAI LAWD I WILL DRUG YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP AND OVERDOSE YOU ON CATNIP ONE DAY I SWEA-


She stopped abruptly when Suki started to look worried


Bun: I mean- PEAAACCHESS AWW SO GOOD TO SEE YOU 333


Gently pushing Peaches aside, Bun pushed the cart to Suki with a fresh cup of tea ready as she grabbed the nearest curtain and rubbed the scratches oh her face

 

[Mew]

Mew sighed, it was 8 already. She didn't want to get dressed. Screw it, she wasn't getting dressed. She was staying in these pajamas and nobody could tell her otherwise. She sat back down in her chair and played with her thumbs. A few days back, she had sent spies to check on the Underps but they hadn't come back yet and she was worried. Suddenly, Pedro ran into the throne room.


"Queen Mew we need you right now!" He yelled urgently. He dragged her to the royal limo with great haste and threw her in. Pedro wasn't one to treat Mew royally, but she didn't really mind.


"What is it Pedro?" She asked with a yawn.


"It's the underps," He said angrily. "They've...threatened to kill the spies we sent. I couldn't risk anybody overhearing.."


"So you threw me in a limo." She said said sarcastically. She then realized wtf he just said. "WAIT WHAT?!" She was outraged. Those stupid good for nothing horse headed freaks. "DRIVE ME OVER THERE NOW" She screamed. "NO BUTS, IDFC IF I DIE THOSE F*CKERS ARE GOING DOWN" Pedro nodded and got into the drivers seat. He knew that the queen was capable of many things, so he wasn't worried in the slightest. He would let her kill a few Underps and save the spies and then they would leave. As Pedro drove, Mew wondered what the Underps could possibly gain from this nonsense.

 

[Suki]

"Bun, are you okay?" Suki asked, her tone worry-some as she sipped some tea from her tea cup.


She watched Peaches slowly slink into her room as she held her tail high. She gave a small smile of amusement and turned to face Bun again.


"I think we should clean those cuts with water don't you think? We don't want them to get infected" Suki cheerfully claimed as she pushed Bun gently into her room.

 

[dylzoe]

Dr. Dyl


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Dr. Dyl proceeded to Suki's room, carefully treading up the polished marble stairs sure to be careful not to trip and drop his expensive platter. Nothing was in it yet but after he collected orders from the ladies of the household, he would go to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for the morning. Silently under his breath he cursed the bunny meido's lack of help in the kitchen but he knew he couldn't complain because he knew she could make tea even sweeter than ambrosia from the gods.


Making his way to the door of the derp princess, Dyl knocked three times gently against her door as to not make much of a ruckus. He knew one of his pet peeves was when loud or otherwise sudden noises disturbed his quiet time in his bed room so he tended to be overly conscientious of that fact when approaching others. "Your Highness? It is I, I have come with a breakfast selection for this morning. Might I be honored to step foot in thine room, my princess?"

 

[Buniichan]

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Bun wipes a tear off the side of her face,- "yeah sure, totally TT u TT"


Peaches hisses at her from a corner and Bun glares back at him, the tension in the room increasing.


Brushing off her skirt, Bun steps into Suki's room and splashes her face at the sink.


Seeing blood mixed with the water,- "PEACHES I WILL DRUG YOU I SWEAR ON TEA I WILL DO IT."

 

[Suki]

Suki heard Dyl knock as she dried Bun's face and put a band aid on it.


"You may come in Dyl! No need to knock though!" Suki yelled as she put another bandage on Bun's face.


She noticed Peaches sitting next to her and scratched her ears and the raven haired girl gave a smile.

 

[dylzoe]

Dr. Dyl


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Dyl slowly pushed the door open and was shocked to see the Bunny Meido engaged in deep combat with the derp cat, Peaches. Placing the safety of Bun above the ever so important meal that he would soon have to prepare for his fellow derps, he placed his IPad 69 and his silver platter aside as he rushed towards Bun in Suki with longing eyes, curious and severe clearly worried for his valued companion. "What happened here? Was Peaches getting rowdy again?" Dyl sweat dropped as he examined the injuries on both the kitty and the Bunny.

 

[Buniichan]

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Seeing her biggest rival to her occupation, Dr. Dyl, Bun panicked and tried to act as professional as she could, there was no way she could give up her position as The Meido with Capitals.


Willing her anime sparkles, Bun confronted Dr. Dyl with confidence, unaware there was still dripping blood on her face.


"Oh hello there Dr. Dyl, as you can see I was simply delivering Princess Suki her morning glory, I mean tea."


The blood on her face didn't exactly sum up to professionalism

 

[Suki]

Suki sweat dropped as Peaches was attacking Bun while she was talking to Dyl.


"I-I guess you could say that and you also could say that Peaches gets a bit jealous when she thinks people are trying to steal my attention from her" Suki grinned a bit at what she said.

 

[Mew]

Since the land of Steve wasn't very large, Mew arrived at the palace of the Underps in no time. Her mouth dropped. In front of her, was an entire army of guards. "Pedro turn the car around." She said quietly. Pedro hastily turned the car around, running over a few Underps while doing so. He floored the gas pedal and they were on their way back home to the palace. "Alright, order the troops to prepare. We need everybody and anybody who can fight. We are attacking today. Idk why but now I really want to" She said confidently, even though she knew it was probably the stupidest thing in the world. Pedro gave Mew a nod and called the army general (Lets just say it's not create YET), telling him to ready the troops and gather people willing to fight and such.

 

[dylzoe]

Dr. Dyl


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((^ Thats his IPad 69))


Dyl obliviously bought Bun's clear lie to protect her pride and dreams feeling slightly inferior now to his teacher, Bun. "O-oh, I see. So Peaches went after the tea then because she wanted all of the princess's attention to herself?" he pieced the information in front of him in a slightly incorrect order. Pushing his tinge of jealously for Bun aside, he approached Suki with his menu in hand.


"Anyway, princess, today for breakfast we have...Brioche and...french fries. Again. I know it may be a lack of variety but it's all I know how to cook," He admitted. Sometimes he doubted his usefulness to the derps but deep down, he felt obligated to serve the family in whatever way he could. Even if not just for Rags sake...


Just then he had a flashback. A deep, emotional flashback with very suiting OST in the background of the days Rags would sing during the days of derpy karaokes. "Those were the days," Dr. Dyl proceeded to narrate his own flashback maybe in hopes that someone was listening, possibly the OPs of the RP, "When all the girl's panties could be instantly soiled by one voice...but then..." He then recalled that one fateful day when his oh so Raggedy Rags was hit by a powerful enchanted stick created by the underps... It was enchanted to suck the derp out of even the derpiest of derps and just like that, his friend had faded.


Snapping back to reality, Dyl awaited Suki's response while fumbling across the room to grab his silver platter. Today would be the day he could avenge him, he thought. It all started with a nutritious breakfast. These humble beginnings would soon lead to the events that the land of Steve would remember seemingly 5eva and a tale for all the future derps to hear for generations and generations to come. But for now, all that occupied Dr. Dyl's mind was the impending decision the derp would have to make.


((This was the OST that played)


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[Suki]

Suki glanced at Dyl for a second then to Bun then back to Dyl.


"How about make me something simple then. Like some ramen since it's not that hard to make" Suki implied.


Suki went over to the blue-gray cat and picked her up. She gave a small scratch behind Peaches's ears before going to sit outside again on the balcony.

 

[Buniichan]

Bun: You're joking, ramen on this fine day. No! I won't accept it.


She grabbed Dyl by the sleeves and dragged him out of the room.


Bun: I am going to teach you how to make lunch my friend, I'll excuse you for breakfast, but you're going to make Suki as fat as Winnie the Pooh if you keep feeding her so many calories! D<


With that, the two disappeared out of the door.

 

[Mew]

Mew jumped out of the car and ran into the halls. This was bad. She needed to warn the palace of the danger that was coming. Mew just knew that the Underp armies were on their way to the Derp kingdom. "THE UNDERPS ARE COMING THE UNDERPS ARE COMING" She screamed at the top of her lungs while running through the halls and flailing her arms around like a cray cray person.

 

[Buniichan]

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As Dyl and Bun were running down the halls towards the kitchen, they came face to face with the Derp Queen, who kinda stopped shouting as soon as she saw them.


Bun: M-Mew I didn't expect you to be back-


Dyl however, waved.


Bun: I-I WAS HEADING TO THE KITCHEN I SWEAR OAO!! I-I-'M NOT TRYING TO SLACK OFF DUTY OR ANYTHING

 

[Mew]

Mew dramatically waved her arms in the air for a few minutes before gaining the courage to speak. "The Underps... they're coming.... now... we need to get ready to fight" She said seriously. She then gave a small little wave and proceeded to run down the halls and scream again.

 

[Suki]

Suki thought she heard Mew screaming something but she just pushed that though aside. Today was a nice to just relax and just do anything really. She gave a small pat on Peaches's head and fiddled around with the pendant around her neck.


"Today is a fine day. I should go walk around the forest to relax a bit" The raven haired girl thought as she jumped off her balcony with her cat following her.


The Princess and her companion started off towards the forest, oblivious to the danger ahead.