Summarize a game, tv show or anime using Spongebob quotes

[DemetrioMachete]

Got a favorite show? What about a favorite game? Animoo?

Regardless, Spongebob has been around long enough to summarize it.

For instance:

"I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops! And I rode the Hasslehoff, and I GOT THE CROWN BACK!"

-Dark Souls 2

 

[zenguardian]

"Wanna see me race to that mountain and back? Wanna see me do it again?"

- The Flash

 

[Communist]

"F.U.N"

- Pretty much every GTA game.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Does this count?

 

[Count Gensokyo]

"STOP! We're not cavemen, Spongebob! We have technology." *Smashes computer against the painted slip*

- Sid Meier's Civilization.

 

[Birdsie]

"F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium bombs! N is for no survivooors!"

Warhammer 40,000 franchise

 

[Abendrot]

"Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy"
Dead Space

"I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD, I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"
Mass Effect: Andromeda

"This isn't your everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness."
Dark Souls

"Wait a minute, Patrick: I'M the Maniac!"
Spec Ops: The Line

"I'll give you a million dollars for that hat!"
Team Fortress 2

 

[Count Gensokyo]

"He was number one!"
- Lazy Town

 

[Hall Kervean]

"It's called the ugly barnacle. Once upon a time, there was a barnacle that was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
-Mass Effect: Andromeda

 

[Sunstone]

Reaper: "Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... from A to W"
Widowmaker: "M to W?"
Reaper: "Yeah, M to W. You know, the keyboard."
Widowmaker: "What about Q?"
Reaper: "Q?"
Widowmaker: "Q... The letter before W..."
Reaper: [searching through the keyboard] T, R, E, W... Q! Plan Q! Here it is, just like you said."
Widowmaker: "Oh, boy."
Reaper: "It's evil. It's diabolical. It's death-scented. This Plan Q can't possibly fail!"
Changed a few letters. But I'm sure most people get it.
-- overwatch.

 

[Sunstone]

Ooooh, East? I thought you said Weast.
- one piece.

 

[WritinPractice]

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

-Star wars

 

[DemetrioMachete]

"You mean you've never heard about.. The Hash Slinging Slasher?"
-Slender, and other various Stalker horror games.

"I like to kick people's butts!"
-Mortal Kombat

"Oh, what a day. What's next, a zombie invasion?"
- The Walking Dead

"Get on with the squirrel jokes! SQUIRREL JOKES! SQUIRREL JOKES!"
-Undertale

 

[M o c h i]

 

[WritinPractice]

"Gary, go away, can't you see I'm trying to forget you?"
Heathers

 

[DemetrioMachete]

"Sandy's a girl!?"
-Metroid
(Also necrobump)

 

[Hall Kervean]

I don't get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he's messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he's Spongebob!
-Death Note

 

[Bored-Tigecko]

SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!
-Warriors Vision of Shadows/Shattered Sky

 

[Bored-Tigecko]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Kevin. I’m your biggest fan. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice. Security! SpongeBob SquarePants: No, no! I’ll do anything you want! Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Go jump off a building. [SpongeBob jumps off building, returns] SpongeBob SquarePants: Anything. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Punch yourself in the face. [SpongeBob punches himself with a boxing glove] Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Doesn’t that hurt? SpongeBob SquarePants: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin?
-Yandere Sim

 

[aaaah]

"BOO, YOU STINK!"

-Mighty No. 9

 

[Loe]

"I can't hear youuuuuu."
-Gangsta

 

[DemetrioMachete]

"Shoot, that was my last quarter."
- any arcade game.

"He'll probably just stand there bored. Heh. Spongebob, bored."
-Five Nights at Freddy's.

"Oooooh, I'm a zombie, here to dine on your squishy yellow flesh."
-Stubbs the Zombie

 

[Verona Mystice]

Five Nights at Freddy's 2

"Flashlights are their natural prey..."

"Mr. Krabs! The front door is missing!!!"

 

[Gizaira]

"If I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay."
- Almost Every Multiplayer Game Ever

"Patrick, don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?"

“Not until 4.”

-Baka and Test

"Patrick, you're a genius!"

"Yeah, I get called that a lot."

"What? A genius?"

"No, Patrick."

-Also Baka and Test

"Can I be excused for life?"
- Danganronpa

 

[Lordvader59]

"ITS NOT WORTH IT! ITS JUST NOT WORTH IT!"-Dark Souls 3 (mind you that is getting it to WORK not even factoring in how hard it is"
World: Can you make television in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Japan: You mean like a weenie? Ok!
Anime as a whole

Poland: OUT OF MY WAY! OUT OF MY WAY! CANT YOU SEE HES GONNA KICK MY BUTT
Germany: Hi there young people, nice day today
Allies: So, you like kicking butts do ya? We'll show you!
Hearts of Iron IV