Futuristic Space 'Nam: General Communications

[Axel The Englishman]

@WolfSpirit Elephantom Hagbard Celine and me - Fireteam Alpha.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Also, Elephantom , since you're leading Fireteam Alpha, you will also be leading the Squad. You can change your role to the honourable title of Squad Leader and switch your rank to Field Sergeant.

 

[Elephantom]

Also, Elephantom , since you're leading Fireteam Alpha, you will also be leading the Squad. You can change your role to the honourable title of Squad Leader and switch your rank to Field Sergeant.

But what if Stu leads them off a cliff on a drunken bout? Or, spills mango juice on the radio equipment? Or, or... There are many, actually.

You sure about this?

 

[Axel The Englishman]

You're literally our ONLY Unit Leader.

 

[Elephantom]

You're literally our ONLY Unit Leader.

Welp, desperation at its finest.

I've edited it, by the way. Hope, Stu doesn't live up to his men's expectations.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Good thing we all got our individual short-range telecommunications equipment.

 

[Elephantom]

Good thing we all got our individual short-range telecommunications equipment.

Bad thing that Stu has a lot of mango juice and flammable rum.

Nevertheless, I can somewhat imagine that Stu is going to repeatedly harass and bully the resident pacifist into pulling the trigger — he's supposed to be the stuck-up douchebag here after all.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

You best avoid doing that in front of B, then.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Squad Leader, you fool! SQUAD Leader! Your lack of military organisation has more shook down to the bone.

 

[Elephantom]

Squad Leader, you fool! SQUAD Leader! Your lack of military organisation has more shook down to the bone.

Wait till they end up in enemy lines instead of their own base...

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Ok. CS done.

I think I like Stu.

I don't think Glenn will. He's shitting his pants as we speak.

How do we open?

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Basic training is always a good trope.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

With some nice-ass tunes from the '70s in our trusty little VTOL. The RP will start with a routine patrol North West of FOB Donald.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

I did just say FOB Donald.

 

[Elephantom]

And they get lost... Enemy jammers prevent them from accessing their respective radios.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Well, I was saving the ball-busting dilemmas for later.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Hagbard Celine

I applaud you, good sir. Your character is truly a stain upon the beloved Colonial Marine Commandos.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

We are the most British unit of ex-convicts to ever grace the Corps.

 

[Elephantom]

Well, I was saving the ball-busting dilemmas for later.

And they run out of ammo — in the middle of an enemy base — forcing them to use their guns like makeshift clubs. Except for Glenn, whose gun is pro'lly too big for him to swing around like a baseballer.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

We may see the start of something beautiful today

 

[Elephantom]

And they run out of ammo — in the middle of an enemy base — forcing them to use their guns like makeshift clubs. Except for Glenn, whose gun is pro'lly too big for him to swing around like a baseballer.

Or more precisely, a cricketeer.

 

[Elephantom]

Hagbard Celine

I applaud you, good sir. Your character is truly a stain upon the beloved Colonial Marine Commandos.

We are the most British unit of ex-convicts to ever grace the Corps.

Glenn's pro'lly gotten like a death sentence or somethin'. Poor sod's gonna have to bunk with dangerous, sociopathic villains...

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Actually, the D. Field Gunner and the A. Field Gunner utilise Mechatronic Arm Supports to assist them in carrying their extremely heavy equipment. This results in enhanced physical strength.

 

[Elephantom]

Axel The Englishman

So... Who's going to make the first post?

@Haggard Client
@Adolfspirt

Any of you?

 

[Axel The Englishman]

I make the first post. When I feel like it, of course.