simj26
Awful, Terrible, No-good Layabout
OKAY YOU FUCKS
IM UNINSPIRED AND UNHAPPY AT THE SHEER VOLUME OF SHITTY WRITING IN THIS SITE. I WILL RECTIFY IT. I WILL MAKE THE SHITTIEST, CRAPPIEST, MOST UNORIGINAL ORIGINAL STORY EVER ON THIS FUCKING SITE AND GUESS WHAT
YOUR SUGGESTIONS MATTER. BECAUSE UNLIKE SOME GOVERNMENTS, YOUR VOTES ARENT STATISTICS.
OKAY, TRASHLORDS AND FUCKWADS, FIIIIIIRST QUESHIUN
EVERYONE KNOWS TO WRITE A STORY, YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOUR MAIN CHARACTER FIRST, BECAUSE HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO IMAGINE YOURSELF IN ANYONE'S SHOOS IN THE STORY? WHAT SKIN ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR?
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF A STORY IS ALWAYS SUPER SPECIAL AND UNIQUE IN SOME WAY, SO
FIIIIIRST QUESHIUUUUNNN
WHAT DO YOU WANT THE MAIN CHARACTER TO LOOK LIKE, AND WHAT IS HIS/HER* UNIQUENESS THAT MAKES HIM/HER* SUCH A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKE?
*THIS ASTERISK IS TO TELL YOU WHILE I'M USING BINARY GENDERS, YOU CAN ALSO TELL ME THAT HE/SHE* IDENTIFIES AS A ANIMEKIN AND PREFERS TO BE CALLED CHANSELF, OR SOMETHING SIMILARLY CANCEROUSLY SHITTY AWESOME.
IM UNINSPIRED AND UNHAPPY AT THE SHEER VOLUME OF SHITTY WRITING IN THIS SITE. I WILL RECTIFY IT. I WILL MAKE THE SHITTIEST, CRAPPIEST, MOST UNORIGINAL ORIGINAL STORY EVER ON THIS FUCKING SITE AND GUESS WHAT
YOUR SUGGESTIONS MATTER. BECAUSE UNLIKE SOME GOVERNMENTS, YOUR VOTES ARENT STATISTICS.
OKAY, TRASHLORDS AND FUCKWADS, FIIIIIIRST QUESHIUN
EVERYONE KNOWS TO WRITE A STORY, YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOUR MAIN CHARACTER FIRST, BECAUSE HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO IMAGINE YOURSELF IN ANYONE'S SHOOS IN THE STORY? WHAT SKIN ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR?
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF A STORY IS ALWAYS SUPER SPECIAL AND UNIQUE IN SOME WAY, SO
FIIIIIRST QUESHIUUUUNNN
WHAT DO YOU WANT THE MAIN CHARACTER TO LOOK LIKE, AND WHAT IS HIS/HER* UNIQUENESS THAT MAKES HIM/HER* SUCH A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKE?
*THIS ASTERISK IS TO TELL YOU WHILE I'M USING BINARY GENDERS, YOU CAN ALSO TELL ME THAT HE/SHE* IDENTIFIES AS A ANIMEKIN AND PREFERS TO BE CALLED CHANSELF, OR SOMETHING SIMILARLY CANCEROUSLY SHITTY AWESOME.