SIMJ WRITES CRACK

[simj26]

OKAY YOU FUCKS


IM UNINSPIRED AND UNHAPPY AT THE SHEER VOLUME OF SHITTY WRITING IN THIS SITE. I WILL RECTIFY IT. I WILL MAKE THE SHITTIEST, CRAPPIEST, MOST UNORIGINAL ORIGINAL STORY EVER ON THIS FUCKING SITE AND GUESS WHAT


YOUR SUGGESTIONS MATTER. BECAUSE UNLIKE SOME GOVERNMENTS, YOUR VOTES ARENT STATISTICS.


OKAY, TRASHLORDS AND FUCKWADS, FIIIIIIRST QUESHIUN


EVERYONE KNOWS TO WRITE A STORY, YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOUR MAIN CHARACTER FIRST, BECAUSE HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO IMAGINE YOURSELF IN ANYONE'S SHOOS IN THE STORY? WHAT SKIN ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR?


AND EVERYONE KNOWS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF A STORY IS ALWAYS SUPER SPECIAL AND UNIQUE IN SOME WAY, SO


FIIIIIRST QUESHIUUUUNNN


WHAT DO YOU WANT THE MAIN CHARACTER TO LOOK LIKE, AND WHAT IS HIS/HER* UNIQUENESS THAT MAKES HIM/HER* SUCH A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKE?


*THIS ASTERISK IS TO TELL YOU WHILE I'M USING BINARY GENDERS, YOU CAN ALSO TELL ME THAT HE/SHE* IDENTIFIES AS A ANIMEKIN AND PREFERS TO BE CALLED CHANSELF, OR SOMETHING SIMILARLY CANCEROUSLY SHITTY AWESOME.

 

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*Insert trashy suggestion*


*Or don't and say I did*


*Either way works*


*Simj what are you doing m8*

 

[kibou]

MC IS A LADY WITH A LARGE BOUNCY CHEST AND WIDE CHILD BEARING HIPS. ALL THE G84LS B3COME VIOLEMTLY JEALOUS OF HER, AND ALL THE GUYS WANT TO KISS HER


 
She's a special snowflake because she can hear the voices of her dead ancestors talking to her in her mind, and her parentsabandoned her when she was 11 because they thought she was crazy and hated her

 

[DemonKitten]

watching you, sim

 

[simj26]

watching you, sim

THANKS BABE. ATTENTION WHORING IS MY NEXT BEST TRAIT.

MC IS A LADY WITH A LARGE BOUNCY CHEST AND WIDE CHILD BEARING HIPS. ALL THE G84LS B3COME VIOLEMTLY JEALOUS OF HER, AND ALL THE GUYS WANT TO KISS HER
 
She's a special snowflake because she can hear the voices of her dead ancestors talking to her in her mind, and her parentsabandoned her when she was 11 because they thought she was crazy and hated her

I NEED MORE SUGGESTIONS

 

[kibou]

Mc has long flowing blond hair, but she died it blakk to match her edgy and sorrwful past


And her gerbil ran away when she was 7


No one understands her pain


Her name was Bethany McWee but she goes by Artemis DarkOne

 

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*insert an obligatory hotspring scene with boys attempting to get a peak*

 

[Joui]

You

OKAY YOU FUCKS
IM UNINSPIRED AND UNHAPPY AT THE SHEER VOLUME OF SHITTY WRITING IN THIS SITE. I WILL RECTIFY IT. I WILL MAKE THE SHITTIEST, CRAPPIEST, MOST UNORIGINAL ORIGINAL STORY EVER ON THIS FUCKING SITE AND GUESS WHAT


YOUR SUGGESTIONS MATTER. BECAUSE UNLIKE SOME GOVERNMENTS, YOUR VOTES ARENT STATISTICS.


OKAY, TRASHLORDS AND FUCKWADS, FIIIIIIRST QUESHIUN


EVERYONE KNOWS TO WRITE A STORY, YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOUR MAIN CHARACTER FIRST, BECAUSE HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO IMAGINE YOURSELF IN ANYONE'S SHOOS IN THE STORY? WHAT SKIN ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR?


AND EVERYONE KNOWS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF A STORY IS ALWAYS SUPER SPECIAL AND UNIQUE IN SOME WAY, SO


FIIIIIRST QUESHIUUUUNNN


WHAT DO YOU WANT THE MAIN CHARACTER TO LOOK LIKE, AND WHAT IS HIS/HER* UNIQUENESS THAT MAKES HIM/HER* SUCH A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKE?


*THIS ASTERISK IS TO TELL YOU WHILE I'M USING BINARY GENDERS, YOU CAN ALSO TELL ME THAT HE/SHE* IDENTIFIES AS A ANIMEKIN AND PREFERS TO BE CALLED CHANSELF, OR SOMETHING SIMILARLY CANCEROUSLY SHITTY AWESOME.

Hi Sim, I took down notes for my future benefits.

 

[Kagura]

@simj22


what is this.


i must watch this.


uh, i vote with ghost >u>

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

i think the best appearance would be whatever you see in the mirror every morning

 

[ViAdvena]

Simmy you sick sick awesome person you, let me contribute in this abomination awesomeness


The main character should be super clumsy and hopeless at doing anything so the love interest can help him/her and make a super pink doki-doki scene yo, but the clumsiness will be mysteriously disappear when the Love Interest is in mortal danger. The main chara will goes to an epic journey to save their beloved, do training, getting 1000 power up, kicking ass, taking names and become president in the process.

 

[kibou]

Main love interest is a tall boy who is a sexy 8'3" and has smol girl hands, which are very cute. Everything else about him is manly, but in a bishounen manly way. With toned muscle, but not full on bara


His name is Rabble Smithy


He likes fighting, b3ing strong, and gardening. But heß embarassed and tsundere about the gardening


But since mc Artemis is going on a journey to save him, and become president, I think he should get kidnapped by a secretly corruot obama.


 
Rabble smithy is kidnapped by Obama to be a test subject in a revived mkultra.

 

[Father Gigantor]

[QUOTE="The One Eyed Bandit]i think the best appearance would be whatever you see in the mirror every morning

[/QUOTE]
IMPLYING SIMJ22 HAS ANY MODICUM OF SELF-RESPECT WHICH YOU WILL REALISE, ONCE YOU VIEW HIS STEAM INVENTORY, IS MOST CERTAINLY A FALSE ASSUMPTION