Should I eat this cheesecurd

[kibou]

Hello all.


I have had a wonderful bowl of warmed up cheese curds from the lovely grease-flooded local A&W.

Not Pictured- Flood of Grease​

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But- there is a problem.





There is one left. Which isn't a problem in itself.


But there is a dilemma.


Cheese curds make even the strongest of ghosts' stomachs sick with all the greaseeee.

Just look at that. It's both enticing and revolting.


The foods that humans have created over time are incredible, delicious, and disgusting.


My phantasmagorical intangible non-existent stomach has been nauseated and delighted with all these deep-fried nuggets.


But there's still one (1) left.

This is the pain​

that I am experiencing​

D OSPACEISPACEE A TSPACEI T?


O RSPACEN O T?
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[Da Ruler]

Bro its a cheese curl. Tell you're stomach to get out of its ass and smell the coffee. Nobody should resist a cheese curl..ever

 

[kibou]

nnnmmmmmmAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHH


B-b- but....


*begins to weep*

 

[Da Ruler]

Let it out bro. *Looks at stomach while shaking head* you should be ashamed

 

[kibou]

I'm... I'm so sorry!


Waaaahhh, I can't help it I just *frantically gestures with ectoplasmic hands*


It calls to me and sings my name, and yet, I know if I choose to dine,


nothing will be fine


(definitely not this pitiful stomach of mine)

 

[Pine]

so like is this cheesy curl like a mozzarella stick or what

 

[grey987]

How did I end up here

 

[kibou]

@Pine


It's a cheesecurd much like the ones featured in the image. They are slightly different from mozzarella sticks in size, type of cheese used, and seasonings.


@grey987


God wanted you to look upon my work.

 

[Pine]

mhmhmhm i see


well


by this logical


find yourself a tub of marina to dump it in


or kick it out of your home and out onto the streets to fend itself where it belongs

 

[kibou]

No... cheesecurds, unlike mozzarella sticks, are meant to be eaten on their own.


Clearly, you are just showing how uncultured you are.

 

[Pine]

xcyoose me?


you have a glorious opportunity to improve upon this wad of grease and yet you refuse?


Clearly, you are just showing how much of a wuss you are.

 

[kibou]

Listen here you swine you know nothing of cheesecurd culture. Obviously one born and raised in a state such as yours would have no knowledge of them, but still, it's pitiful.

 

[Pine]

Now y'all listen up 'cuz if'n ya' keep talkin' smack 'bout this here state I'mma hafta' open up a can uh whoop on ya'.


We ain't got no need fer that there newfangled dairy spitball y'all have, 'cuz we got heapins o' barbeque an' pecan pie.

 

[kibou]

Well pie thn theres absuhlootely no reasn fr ya t' be postin here anymore b'cause if ya keep talkin shit like that then 'm gonna petition th' staff ta ban ya f'rever n ever you know?

 

[Pine]

*GRABS OVERALL STRAPS AGGRESSIVELY AND STORMS OFF*

 

[kibou]

yeauh yoo f''k'n' go

 

[Gabauchi]

While I and my unbeknownst self have no personal knowledge pertaining to the 'food' item known as the 'cheese curd' I have done my research.

Spoiler

http://www.doorbell.net/tlr/cheesecd.htm My opinion is that this sounds like poison and by no means should be consumed by any human being. However, you being dead and whatnot what the hell go for it.

 

[kibou]

Um excuse me wtf cheesecurds are the shit

 

[Gabauchi]

Um excuse me wtf cheesecurds are the shit

The Shit?

 

[kibou]

THE SHIT buddyboy

 

[Gabauchi]

Then I would not suggest consumption, due to shit tasting like shit BV

 

[kibou]

Listen. Please. You don't understand. It's the shit the shit, not the shit shit. There's a huge difference!

 

[Gabauchi]

Does having italicizing or bolding it change it's shit-ness?

 

[kibou]

It's so perfect already, altering text used when talking about it will change nothing. It cannot be improved, because it is lv 100 and there's no levels past 100 baby

 

[Gabauchi]

Except for level X, at least with the cards