Humor Shoe joke

[AmusePurin]

What's a good shoe pick up line?

We have the same sole.

 

[AmusePurin]

We would make a great pair

 

[SandraDeelightful]

If I gave you a shoe, would you step into my life?

 

[AmusePurin]

walk a mile in my shoes, but give them back after.

 

[SandraDeelightful]

What do you call a shoe made of a bannana? A slipper!

 

[AmusePurin]

What kind of underwear do shoes like? Lacy!

 

[SandraDeelightful]

What are a cartoonists' favorite brand of shoes? Sketchers!

 

[AmusePurin]

Are there any holes in your shoes?
-no-
How did you put them on!

 

[SandraDeelightful]

What is a flip flops favorite romantic comedy?
Sixteeen Sandler!

 

[AmusePurin]

What's a frog's favorite shoe? Open toad!

 

[SandraDeelightful]

What do running shoes do when they forget something?

They jog their memory!

 

[AmusePurin]

What did the marathoner's shoe say to it's pair after 5 years of running?

Shoe A: I'm worn.
Shoe B: He's still wearing us, dummy.

 

[SandraDeelightful]

How does a jock spike the punch? With his cleats!

 

[AmusePurin]

How does a jock spike the punch? With his cleats!

That one hurt

 

[AmusePurin]

How was the sinning shoe redeemed?

He got his sole fixed.

 

[SandraDeelightful]

What do you tell a dog who pumps?

Heel.