Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
When a clock is hungry... It goes back four seconds.
Humor RpNation's Joke Thread
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TerraBooma
Two Thousand Club
But sometimes there isn't any seconds, that's when it really gets tick-ed off.
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
[Come backs! I wasn't prepared for this!! (> 
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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary.
)]It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary.
TerraBooma
Two Thousand Club
[You started this. I INTEND TO FINISH IT!]
But when you pull it, you stamp out any problems and it moves just fine.
But when you pull it, you stamp out any problems and it moves just fine.
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
You know what? You're getting weak!
I'm inclined to be laid back now.
I'm inclined to be laid back now.
TerraBooma
Two Thousand Club
I'm not sure if I'm missing the pun or your just ending the pun off 
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
You missed the pun xD
TerraBooma
Two Thousand Club
Dang, I think you win then.
Well Played sir or madame, I give you the victory
Well Played sir or madame, I give you the victory
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
I'm not sure if I win, if you didn't get the joke. xD
But I accepted!
Anyway, I'm going back to this article I was reading headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.
But I accepted!
Anyway, I'm going back to this article I was reading headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.
Dodiestee
Think about death and get sad and stuff!
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest.
That's just how I roll.
That's just how I roll.
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.
Dodiestee
Think about death and get sad and stuff!
Have you heard the rumour going around about butter?
Never mind, I probably shouldnt spread it.
Never mind, I probably shouldnt spread it.
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
[Those kinds of jokes huh?]
What to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Dodiestee
Think about death and get sad and stuff!
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks,
"How do you drive this thing?"
"How do you drive this thing?"
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
Dodiestee said:
Not bad but you cod do better
TerraBooma
Two Thousand Club
I sea what you did there
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
Holy shrimp, is this fish pun combo scampi Happening?
Dodiestee
Think about death and get sad and stuff!
These fish puns are Kraken me up!
I think we're all just making puns for the halibut...
I think we're all just making puns for the halibut...
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns gils.
kibou
ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ
Oh, my sides! Just krill me now.
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
If you can think of any more fish puns let minnow.
TerraBooma
Two Thousand Club
Don't worry, but I think some might be getting a little crabby, maybe a new topic for puns?
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
Well as far as a new topic, I could tell you a chemistry joke but I don't know if it would get much of a reaction.
Dodiestee
Think about death and get sad and stuff!
You know what we do with chemists who can't get reactions? Barium.
Dagfinn
Maid Of Doom
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
