Fantasy Rap Battle Adventure RP

[Boomrocker]

A mysterious masked man from a foreign land has laid down raps far too sick to be any normal stranger. With his unmitigated skill and serious burns he has taken over the metropolis of Snoop City. Do you have what it takes to rise to the top and humiliate this punk-ass bitch so bad he ain't ever gonna show his face again?


I want to run a game set in a world similar to our own where all conflicts are handled with rap battles, akin to the same way people settle issues with children's card games in Yu-Gi-Oh, and scream a great deal in DBZ. The setting of Snoop City will facilitate player adventures and in no way take itself seriously, allowing for everyone to just have some fun.


If you are interested in flashing bling, dropping rhymes and dishing out sick burns, post in here.


This is a Fantasy RP because, while the world is similar to ours, it is not actually the one we live in. It's a good deal more ridiculous seeing as everything is judged by rap battles.

 

[Ixacise]

Will there kung-fu?


Especially if we are students from certain group of the famed 36 chambers?

 

[Boomrocker]

I can imagine all sorts of kung-fu with diamond studded 24-carat solid gold nunchucks, so I don't see why not.

 

[Lucya Kunzenov]

This sounds too silly and fun to pass up.

 

[SdrawcabDaer]

Interested.

 

[Pentagon]

All I want is this. Sign me up, boss.

 

[Boomrocker]

Nice to see there's a few more folks that might want in. Any final takers? I'm probably going to set the thing up in the next few days.

 

[Cayo]

I'll be in. I've had a similar idea before. Time to uh... spit my uh.... great rhymes... yeah...


checking in the interest check


rap battles, hell yeah


yugioh without a deck


joke around and eat a snack


posting now no turning back


this fuc**** sucks


haha


Cut me some slack, I'm tired.

 

[Pentagon]

Oh shit son. Dope rhymes have been dropped.


Cayo, more like.... m...b... well, he's pretty fresh is what I'm trying to say.

 

[Cayo]

Uhh... I think that was a compliment


not sure what you meant


let me think, just wait a second


now I know, now I get it


Pentagon seems to like my shit!


Pentagon might lie I think


If he does, I'll sink his ship


let him go for a dip


he talk back, I smack him quick


now he won't give no lip


wait, he gave a compliment


That acommon thing I get


I'm to tired to go this late


I'm too tired. I'm better during the day. (I think) Unless I'm a sleep rapper.

 

[Pentagon]

Oh shit. Gauntlets have been thrown TO THE GROUND.


Oh Shit! I'm called out by a dozen angry letters


By a kid never taught to fear his betters


Making excuses, thinking that'll make his tripe acceptable


When his flow is so marginal it's hardly perceptible


Oh "I'm tired", "I can't spit bars at night"


Yet come 11 o'clock we see him on the mic


I doubt Sun Tzu would like to see what he's done


Saying "the leader only fights if the battle is won"


So sit down kid, pull up a chair as I explain


That this beef, if continued, will only bring you pain.


[MIC DROPPED]

 

[Boomrocker]

You're both fired up, so settle yourselves down,


Don't be clowns, hide your frowns or I'll take you to brown town.


Your flows are weak, antique and man it shows,


So get into the know, ditch the ho's so you can grow,


Roll with me, stroll with me, get ahead of the curve,


Painted red, leave them dead, give 'em what they deserve.


A shocking swerve, you say, but I'll put this to bed,


Stop messing around and come check out my thread.

 

[NoviceOfRoleplay]

I call Kuriboh