Realistic or Modern Predicament Scout

[magnadeus]

A man sits in his office. This isn't just any office, however. This is office to one of the most prestigious predicament scout in the city. You are that scout, of course. You are feeling pretty hard-boiled today. What will you do?


(commands will be submitted in the mspa format (> PS: ) )

 

[CheesePlant]

> PS: Retrieve arms from desk

 

[Necessity4Fun]

> PS: Dance around the office.

 

[magnadeus]

> PS: Retrieve arms from desk.


You've already got arms, numbnuts!


> PS: Dance around the office.


Why that sounds LOVELY. You perform an incredibly rare and highly dangerous hard-boiled jig. The sheer pulchritude is almost too much.

 

[CheesePlant]

> PS: Look at the wall

 

[magnadeus]

> PS: Look at the wall

> PS: Look at the wall


You look at the wall. Unsurprisingly, you find numerous paintings of light bulbs. You have no idea why there are painting of light bulbs on your wall.


Inspecting a crack in your wall leads to you seeing the office of your next door neighbor.


You should really get that dry-walled soon.

 

[Yoshibros]

>Call on your land-line phone to get that crack dry-walled

 

[Necessity4Fun]

> PS: Call for your neighbor through the crack.

 

[Cez Bloodblade]

>PS: Push a pencil through the crack.

 

[magnadeus]

> PS: Call on your land-line phone to get that crack dry walled


You politely ask your land-line phone to help fix the crack. Unfortunately, your land-line phone is giving you the cold shoulder.


Rude.


> PS: Call for your neighbor through the crack.


You call the words "For your neighbor" through the crack. Your neighbor is now eager to deliver whatever you give him.


> PS: Push a pencil through the crack.


You push a pencil that you found on the floor through the crack. Your neighbor is seen pushing a pencil through a crack.

 

[Cez Bloodblade]

>P.S: Shout, "That's what I did to your mom last night! "

 

[magnadeus]

[QUOTE="Cez Bloodblade]>P.S: Shout, "That's what I did to your mom last night! "

[/QUOTE]
> PS: Shout, "That's what I did to your mom last night!"


You hear loud laughing.


Your neighbor's mother is trans-gendered.

 

[Cez Bloodblade]

> PS: Shout, "That's what I did to your mom last night!"
You hear loud laughing.


Your neighbor's mother is trans-gendered.

>P.S: Mock, "I'm talking about your actual mom. Not the one your dad is hiring for 5$ a year! "


((This keeps getting weirder every minute! xD ))

 

[magnadeus]

>P.S: Mock, "I'm talking about your actual mom. Not the one your dad is hiring for 5$ a year! "


Your neighbor doesn't say anything. Instead he shoves a piece of paper through the crack.


"MY MOM'S IN PRISON"

 

[Cez Bloodblade]

>P.S: Shows him an id card stating, "Prison Warden - Night Shift."

 

[magnadeus]

[QUOTE="Cez Bloodblade]>P.S: Shows him an id card stating, "Prison Warden - Night Shift."

[/QUOTE]
> PS: Show him an ID card stating "Prison Warden - Night Shift"


You illegibly scrawl Prison Warden Night Shift on the other side of the same piece of paper.


He totally believes you and flips the fuck out.

 

[Necessity4Fun]

> P.S: Flip the fuck out as well, for no apparent reason.

 

[magnadeus]

> P.S: Flip the fuck out as well, for no apparent reason.

> PS: Flip the fuck out as well, for no apparent reason.


OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK