Poetry Poetic Nonsense

[Sharpie]

Roses are red,
I'm a rhyming tool.
My dear friend, Flowiest D ,
I challenge you to a duel.

I've told you before,
I have yet to have ten posts.
But until I can pm you,
Why not have some toast?

Long story short, I need 10+ posts to pm or post on someone's page, hence the reason this forum topic is even a thing.

For others; feel free to exploit your poetic skills?

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Once there was a new member
Who had to get a post number.
He made a wee thread,
Hoped to PM instead,
This topic will probably forever slumber

 

[CactusWren]

This challenge interests me
I'd like to indulge, if I may
A poet's red rose
Is a little cliché

If my heart was a lantern,
Then you'd be the light
That warms my bare soul
And shines through the night

A flurry of rhymes
That make no real sense
In addition to the posts
At the OP's expense

 

[Flowiest D]

Hey all, lets have a ball. Rhyme at each other and make sure it hits good, clear funny and understood.
No hate to leave the area, keep it dirty as shit,
hell little diggers
I already won it.
It’s in my name, I’m the flowiest energy source,
none have a chance of course.
But I will reply to any who try... I’ll tag a few names who want to die.
My boy Faltasey has that sharp edge sound

JokerValentine rhymes sorta fine,
Thinks he’s the best so I’ve heard down the vine
Will easily fall, will easily whine.

The Mechanist who crafts poems with a robot workbench,
But if he wants to battle hard he may get stuck in the trench

AbsurdNerd must have heard
“Flowiest can rhyme I can beat the turd”

No sorry all of you, you fell into a trap, try your absolute best to rap..

Poem at me G!!

Give it your best shot, this goes out to anyone who thinks there hot.

 

[JokerValentine]

To count flowie's fatal flaws, too many
to recount his greatest verses, there aren't any
to think of off the top of my mind,
and in this game he's constantly falling behind.

Yet I drive the pace car, more like a racecar
This the Indy 500 shit in which I face y'all.
I'm setting the tone, setting the timing
setting the pace at which we be rhyming
but the lackies y'all be are simply abyssmal
and you chances of passing me, boy are they dismal!

So here's a toast to you, FF, you tried your best
but your career's over, time to lay it to rest
I've dug a hole in which you can fit this last blunder
good thing you're Aussie, cuz it's the land down six feet under.

 

[The Mechanist]

My oh my oh my, is that a challenger I hear? Is there one about?
Who is they the fools, that challenge me, the all powerful one who lives in this world of fallout.
Alright if it poetry you wish to hear,
Then you best be ready for fear
For the rhymes I post will leave you shaking
For the hot words that I boast, will leave you baking
In the all mighty nuclear microwave that I call home
This wasteland of the commonwealth, that is littered with bones.
So why hast thou challenged me, the all mighty Mechanist?
Surely I do hope that you can provide your best.
Because unlike man, who runs out of steam
I am neither human nor organic, I am a rhyming machine.
So be prepared as I load my laser pistol with energy cells,
For when I am done with you, I'll toss your bandit carcass down an irradiated well.

 

[Flowiest D]

Sorry cuz,
Your a hive with no buzz
A pillow with no fluff
Your a hissyfit huff
You lack the right stuff

Your the smallest problem in the garden, I don't need clippers
It's like a swimming race, and I don't even need flippers
I'm the ice cold wind that gives you the shivers
Your a mosquito buzzing past the leg of a monster
A massive towering ego that's big toe can stomp ya
Your nothing much in the way of funny or bad
It makes me think your Christmas was probably sad
When Santa didn't rock up cause honestly, fuck you
And your not special enough for three ghosts to show up or even for two

Let’s talk fallout first for mechie
The way I break bots down for brekkie
You’ll feel the rust when my rhymes force and thrust
Your just a rust devil,
Pick up your level

But more for joker, that valentine
Easily brought to my heel and made mine
Your more harly Quinn, face paint on your skin
At my feet begging for defeat
I’ll kill you like I’m The zookeeper
Everyone on Rpn will be a weeper
“It was to dam sharp in the flowiest line”
Fuck harambe
It’ll be “dicks out for JokerValentine ”

 

[The Mechanist]

Foolish bag of meat,
Do you honestly think it is me that you could beat?
I take aim and fire one shot,
I never miss for I am the epitome of an aim bot.
The first shot through your leg making you bend knee
To give you a taste of your rhymes, to show an example
Of how weak they are, words so small not even a bloatfly would flee,
Second shot through your arm, one is ample,
Enough to show you that I the Mechanist am not to be trifled with,
Especially when it comes to bandit scum like you, commonwealth filth.
Now be gone while I show thee mercy, or else be prepared to face,
My deadliest robot, which no human legs could beat in a race.
She is as deadly as she is fast, the robot of the assaultron class.
No mancould beat her, none still can, my deadliest automatron lass.

 

[JokerValentine]

Before I squash what confidence you have left,
as I know quite well of your senses you are quite bereft,
I'm done with this fucking around, this play-time fantasy
I'm going for the throat on Mech, if you're asking me.

We had a few role-plays together, that's a fact
but we grew apart, and although I try to get back on track
for I left some nice words for him, yet why
for those words I left he did not reply?
So now I'll be quite blunt and direct on this clown,
and as FF's in his grave it's time now to take him down.

Hm, favorite robot you say? How cute.
Your name on the list of bots goes down like the roots
down in to Hell with Dido's shade.
So listen, Mech, you're bound to fade.
I'll give you this pointer, rather brief,
you can't copy and paste rhymes here, that's a relief.

You think I'm done? No not nearly,
Flowie's back from the dead, so eerily.
He calls out my ego, hm, not quite
I have confidence, as my flows are so bright
while yours pollute this page like a blight
now turn around and take flight.

(jk, all luv!)

 

[The Mechanist]

We had a few role-plays together, that's a fact
but we grew apart, and although I try to get back on track
for I left some nice words for him, yet why
for those words I left he did not reply?

Getting a bit personal there mate, if you've some grudge against me leave it behind.
This is place of art and poetry, a place where we ryhme.

 

[JokerValentine]

Getting a bit personal there mate, if you've some grudge against me leave it behind.
This is place of art and poetry, a place where we ryhme.

I've no grudge, just missed you mate.
I haven't seen you as of late.
I miss the fun RP's we used to have, the fun times a-plenty,
how many months has it been? About twenty.

 

[The Mechanist]

I've no grudge, just missed you mate.
I haven't seen you as of late.
I miss the fun RP's we used to have, the fun times a-plenty,
how many months has it been? About twenty.

My friend it has been a long time, too long perhaps,
I graduated college recently, my degree came to me on mail, hold your applause no claps.
Got a job as well, I work in the marine ecology labs,
If ignored you feel, then I am sorry that is my bad,
I have merely been busier, for I started a new chapter of life,
Each day I take, each night in strife.

 

[Flowiest D]

Keep it all in check
Fellas I’m about to wreck ya
Call out “hit he deck”
I'm the sharpest tool
You'll all make a puddle then pool
Of urine an drool
If you could hear me spit this face to face real cool
But it's honestly hard to raise cash for that purpose
So let's start again, and this time I'll reverse it,

When I spit you I make it clear that I be quite cool
A beast that will drown you in previous urine and drool
There was enough there from you I made rules for that pool
I feel I use honest humour and brutal force as my tool
You under estimated me an now your a fool

But I’ll change how I write hope I give you a chuckle,
Pokemon bars.... Your as boring as shuckle?
I think that's one I honestly don't know
Im more charizard mixed with pops “good show!”
I don't know enough stuff like anime or Jon snow
So don't take anything I say serious bro,

I feel the easiest way is to just be random,
And say the sort of shit that make you go "dam son"
Use my flow like guns at your feet an dance-on
Yea that was no good You have to hear it in person
So anyway shit I wonder what to try
I'm not in the best of mood I may go awry
Had a bad week had to really get high,
So take no offence if horror core gets by,

My flow can decimate with hate that's great but a mistake if the cops saw the murder with my ass at steak my flow my kill a few cops but I'm on the run,
persecuted for silly shit no! What have I done?


*This fool called Joker rolled up to this spot,
He locked eyes at a man and said "what you got?"
He proceeded to throw Rhymes, stingy and pathetic
About the previous times he assumed he still had it
The man's attack..use smokescreen the fools accuracy is down,
The man proceeds with no delay to ground each rabid sound
He stomps the joker in the confusion with the noise of death
The smoke clears and joker is left gasping for breath,
He Proceeded with a round house, which could deal a savage blow
Or even worse...I think he might have even used flow..
The force was blunt like an object crowbar maybe a bat,
There was spray paint on the wall it's fresh saying "howzat"
Australian slang not common round here.. My god it might be our worse fear..*

"Watson we must go with no delay, I feel the mods are all in danger by this day,"
"What do you mean Sherlock?" Was the reply
Was it not simple murder? A man only died...
"Elementary dear Watson, investigate no further.....
FlowiestFire has committed murder"

 

[JokerValentine]

Murder, you say? How easy
I'm gonna step it up a notch, homie, you'll see:

Mech's time to shine has faded
fuck belated
I''d have thanked him on the spot when he graduated
I went in too harsh on him, maybe
but that's the price you pay when you haven't seen me lately.

FF, I've read baking soda instructions more basic than you
urine jokes? Put, what's Adam Sandler got to do
with this destruction of every verse you wrote?
FF, you're on a quickly sinking boat!
Not Noah's ark, not even the Titanic,
you're not even afloat, how's that for dramatic!

Pokemon, really? so 00's dude.
I want nothing Xa-tu do with you
Capturing animals? In this age, no thanks!
It's all about those funny youtube pranks.
Don't sleep on me any longer, dude, I'm warning ya
as I said before, I'll be the harbinga
of death and destruction upon this post?
Poetry? No, I'm just here for the roasts.

Look at the calendar now, you especially
turn it the right way around, and inceredibly
you'll have the date marked, my special day
but no, not one of those where yo go to pray
I'm talking about V-Day (though I'm alone)
it's a holiday about me, but let's change the tone.

All I got to say, is that you've made a fine challenger
but this V-day's not about hearts, it's J. Valentine's Day Massacre.

 

[Flowiest D]

Again joker jumps in without proper respect
Etiquette, skill, and spark, he neglect
If Manners make the man
And careful thought makes the plan
And the best you got was candy to lead kids to a van

One sniffed trouble and he called out "predator"
His mother got his father, who was matador
And drop kicked the joker into the sky
And went back to fighting bulls as I got high
Is it Valentine’s Day to? True
Shame he’s all alone and feels blue
I’ve never cared already spread my seed,
I’m happy to fuck bitches whenever and smoke weed

The simplest of my rhymes can make you look funny
“Flow doesn’t even try, still thick like honey,
Flow doesn’t even order food, just takes money
Flows cumming on the scene! Ew it feels runny.”

My flow can kick you back to your family’s home
My flow opens up a portal to hell, a dead zone

My tounge is the equivalent of a plasma thrower
It spits bright green and it burns even slower
It shoots out fast hits the mark and it sticks
To any surface or person and gives them the shits
Eats at their confidence with a chorus of "you suck"
And burrows in like aliens from your chest it erupt

So don't be up in my space, invader
You can't keep up with my pace, so later

 

[Flowiest D]

I have shit to do and I feel this will eat up all my time
I praise and curse you all for writing a rhyme

 

[Faltasey]

Lovely Toshy was summoned by flow,
You shouldve kept me away,
Cuz the roof is about to blow,
Simply put, rhymes might ruin your day.

These other guys are on the ground,
Levitating, i am, off the sound,
You speak words, don't fuck around,
Like sparks, i light up the night,
Fuck stars, i am your light,
I speak heavy, damn right,
Sickly spit, all might.

These metres don't match,
But that's ok, cold catch,
Rhymes are what you asked for,
So thats what im givin, more.

Fuck my mental state,
Its gone up in flames,
Like my life, checkmate,
Across the great plains.

What has my heart unlocked,
What has my mind unblocked,
What has my knife done chopped,
Whos my next victim, shellshocked,
These rhymes are unorthodox,
Mind racing through a parodox,
More than two kids in a sandbox,
Fierce like a triceratops,
So youve lost, enjoy your whiskey on the rocks.

Flowiest D

 

[Flowiest D]

Ayo unbound with the newfound sound that’s obese round
Sitting on top of his very own mound
Should be getting dollars, euros, or pound
But I’m not flying, I ignite the whole ground
You best levitate and wait
So much is at stake, to think flowiest isn’t the fire? Mistake
I’ll make you bake like it was first thing to do when you wake
Or four twenty in this bitch for the people with a itch
But the light? In this rap fight?
Always mine, fuck stars I’m the suns shine
All of everything I write in a line
Swings like a vine
Is quite divine
Ages like wine
Makes them squeal like swine
Honestly no homo,
But your asses are mine.

I be the big boss on level ten,
I’m the cockiest rooster while your all a old hen
Like Sharpie ‘s koi fish I’m always zen
With much better jokes then two and half men
I’m double the MC could call me MC squared
To face me Anywhere leaves you unprepared
The rhymes are all around you I’ve marked where I’ve been
More than Half of my ratings are from them, nah meen?
Most of you go good but I still see you as green
Hell AbsurdNerd hasn’t even been here and seen

 

[JokerValentine]

You try, you fail, you try again,
yet you lay L's by the dozen, eggs of a hen
I'm tired of this game, tired of winning
tired of seeing you losing yet grinning
I'm a statesman, a rounded boy
who brings pride and joy to every girl and boy
as I toy with the coy-ass koi
I smash you with rhymes fresher than soy

but here's the deal, I like you kid
I came up with a deal, and here's what I did
I'm hard to top with my flow, yes it's true
but we'd be unstoppable if we rolled as a crew
we'd run this town, you, me, and the gang
face it: we'd blow up with a bang.

so combining our verse, our words, our style
and hey, you never know, we might just last a long while
so what do you say? Yes or no?
for if it's the former, into the cosmos we'll go.

 

[Flowiest D]

My friend it has been a long time, too long perhaps,
I graduated college recently, my degree came to me on mail, hold your applause no claps.
Got a job as well, I work in the marine ecology labs,
If ignored you feel, then I am sorry that is my bad,
I have merely been busier, for I started a new chapter of life,
Each day I take, each night in strife.

This one is something special just for you,
Your the mechanist, but I’m the general in blue.
I’m also the paladin of that BOS mess
So we talk He commonwealth? I know you’ve seen less.
As

I'm the type of guy who puts raiders down
Where settlements are well, you know that I'm around
I build 'em and I save 'em 'cause to me they're all the same
The general of the Minutemen, an they don't even know my name

They call me the wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around

Oh well, there's Cait on my left and there's piper on my right
And Curie is the girl with that I'll be with tonight
And when she asks me, which one I love the best?
I tear open my vault suit I got Shuan on my chest

'Cause I'm the wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around

Oh well, I roam from town to town
I join factions without a care
I barely know what's going down
With my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere

I'm the type of guy that likes to roam arounds
I joined the BOS, and now I make racist sounds
And when maxsons bitching at me, like a little girl
I hop right into my power armour and run around the world

Yeah I'm the wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around

Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy that goes underground
I walked the freedom trail, I roam from town to town
And when I find a faction, that treats me the same
The only difference is they let me pick my own name

They call me the wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around

'Cause I'm a wanderer
Yeah, a wanderer
I roam around, around, around

'Cause I'm a wanderer
Yeah, a wanderer

 

[Flowiest D]

You try, you fail, you try again,
yet you lay L's by the dozen, eggs of a hen
I'm tired of this game, tired of winning
tired of seeing you losing yet grinning
I'm a statesman, a rounded boy
who brings pride and joy to every girl and boy
as I toy with the coy-ass koi
I smash you with rhymes fresher than soy

but here's the deal, I like you kid
I came up with a deal, and here's what I did
I'm hard to top with my flow, yes it's true
but we'd be unstoppable if we rolled as a crew
we'd run this town, you, me, and the gang
face it: we'd blow up with a bang.

so combining our verse, our words, our style
and hey, you never know, we might just last a long while
so what do you say? Yes or no?
for if it's the former, into the cosmos we'll go.

Ah this sounds like your feeling the heat,
Don’t worry your just another tick in the list for “defeat”
I can admit I enjoy what you write, but I still feel your not in my sight
Indeed me as leader would make a group bang
But for me I’m just jutting rhymes down as they hang
From the mouth or shoot out down south
With my Aussie drawl still better than yall
I’ll make it easy, I love being cheesy

You don’t want to see me rap mean and be seethin
You don’t want beef with me, I’ll turn you to a vegan
You’ll lose the soul in your body when I let loose like a shotty
Your the tits on a bull that I don’t fear to grope
I’m the weight in the knot sliding down your rope
I’m the source of THC in any bit of your dope
I’m the one at the end ringing the dinner bell signaling hell
Making demons rise from the ground and out of wells
They all stand at attention everyone of them yells
“Flowiest Fire is the best we can tell!”

 

[JokerValentine]

Ah this sounds like your feeling the heat,
Don’t worry your just another tick in the list for “defeat”
I can admit I enjoy what you write, but I still feel your not in my sight
Indeed me as leader would make a group bang
But for me I’m just jutting rhymes down as they hang
From the mouth or shoot out down south
With my Aussie drawl still better than yall
I’ll make it easy, I love being cheesy

You don’t want to see me rap mean and be seethin
You don’t want beef with me, I’ll turn you to a vegan
You’ll lose the soul in your body when I let loose like a shotty
Your the tits on a bull that I don’t fear to grope
I’m the weight in the knot sliding down your rope
I’m the source of THC in any bit of your dope
I’m the one at the end ringing the dinner bell signaling hell
Making demons rise from the ground and out of wells
They all stand at attention everyone of them yells
“Flowiest Fire is the best we can tell!”

I had such hope, but alas I am in shame
for you have turned down a legitimate chance at fame
I felt bad honestly, at the destruction I've brought
but now my mercy has proved for naught
'tis time, 'tis time, for me to revoke my kind offer
by turning it down, your own death you do author

The only thing I feel on your raps is sick
and not in a good way, for I know you write them quick
and without putting any heart into it
take it from a floating heart, you blew it.

So now my former terms are thrown away
I guess parity was not quite your forté
but I see now to elevate dung is uncouth
you're below me, and that's simply the truth
but I shall ask you one more time, think deep
if you so need it, take it to sleep
chew on it a bit, think it out
and your answer will be "I'll sign up right now"

Careful, fire, though you seek to play with it
or alas I may drop a verse so hard you'll simply quit
bow down like I'm Xerxes, proclaim me king, I appeal
we could do great things together, and all I require is that you kneel.

 

[Flowiest D]

Ahaha
I have something to do right now I just have to say this, I’ll be back with something bigger little digger

“You ask me to kneel but I have bad knees
Follow me to this giant hole will you please?”
You look down and see it has no end
Oh shit.. flowiest didn’t agree to be a friend?
“This is maddness” you might say
“This is Sparta!” I kick you down and sound off
“Ay”

 

[Sharpie]

This challenge interests me
I'd like to indulge, if I may
A poet's red rose
Is a little cliché

If my heart was a lantern,
Then you'd be the light
That warms my bare soul
And shines through the night

A flurry of rhymes
That make no real sense
In addition to the posts
At the OP's expense

If the rose of a poet
Seems far too cliché,
Then start listing red objects,
If you may?

You've no chance of winning,
My heart is all stone.
I stare with a blank face
When typing 'lol' on my phone.

See what I did there?
I think it was quite clever.
You know what this means?
Gronk! Pull the lever!


...Wrong lever!

 

[Sharpie]

I enjoy all these poems
They're making me smile.
However, I have been gone
Quite a while.

I've lost my own battle
Set up to destroy
But I commend those who've had
Their own poems to deploy.