Planetary RP

[Moonbro]

So, basically, everyone is assigned a planet and you'll be role-playing as said planet and what it does in its day-to-day life. This is more of a research project and you have to take your role very seriously, or else you'll be replaced by someone else, and we'll continue this RP until we're eventually destroyed by Planet X or whatever. So pick a planet (First come, first serve) and do your research!


Maybe we'll even see a romance scene, yo.


Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Also, dibs on the Moon.

 

[Arty]

Earth

 

[Moonbro]

We got an EARTHBRO!


Welcome to the Solar System!

 

[Arty]

NUKE THE SOLAR SYSTEM!!!

 

[Moonbro]

We'll get to that part, brah.


Need Sunbro first, though.

 

[Arty]

♬Moonman Moonman can't you see --skipping this part for purpose-- ♬

 

[Moonbro]

Sssh. We don't talk about cousin Moonman.

 

[Sponge]

Can I be Pluto? It used to be a planet...

 

[Moonbro]

Baybee, Pluto will always be a planet to us! C'mon Plutobro!

 

[Arty]

Moon Man, dictator of Earth...

 

[lucidnonsense]

Saturn I suppose, why don't we all work together? peace between planets share the tech so we may all become robotgod

 

[Moonbro]

Moon Man, dictator of Earth...

Baybee, I'm Moonbro Supreme Cheese Lord, not that overrated cousin of mine.

 

[ThaDruid]

I like the color red, so Mars is mine

 

[lucidnonsense]

Wait why in Cthulhu's name is this marked realistic, unless we are like, 5000 years in the future I don't think the sun is going to be colonized

 

[Arty]

Baybee, I'm Moonbro Supreme Cheese Lord, not that overrated cousin of mine.

HEY! DO NOT INSULT MOONMAN!

 

[Moonbro]

Wait why in Cthulhu's name is this marked realistic, unless we are like, 5000 years in the future I don't think the sun is going to be colonized

No one said anything about colonization!


We are literally planets.

 

[Moonbro]

I like the color red, so Mars is mine

Welcome to the fun, Marsbro.

 

[lucidnonsense]

No one said anything about colonization!
We are literally planets.

we are going to just...orbit around the sun. except earth, that gets humans on it, earth OP nerf plz


10/10 story

 

[Sponge]

we are going to just...orbit around the sun. except earth, that gets humans on it, earth OP nerf plz
10/10 story

Lol


Pluto floated around the earth.


Ok roleplay over!

 

[Goaty Love]

What if I claim the sun and decide to go supernova?

 

[lucidnonsense]

[QUOTE="Duke the Impossible]What if I claim the sun and decide to go supernova?

[/QUOTE]
As this is a realistic roleplay, you do not have any form of control over yourself, the sun most likely isnt capable of making decisions (at least, as we humans understand decisions) and anyway, whether humans can make decisions or all actions are ultimately predetermined has been under debate for centuries and will probably continue to happen for a long time.

 

[Goaty Love]

So practically this entire RP is just stating "Hey I'm the sun and I'm burning" over and over again?

 

[lucidnonsense]

[QUOTE="Duke the Impossible]So practically this entire RP is just stating "Hey I'm the sun and I'm burning" over and over again?

[/QUOTE]
Yes, and describe the process of nuclear fusion going on inside your core.

 

[Goaty Love]

Yes, and describe the process of nuclear fusion going on inside your core.

Well, if something already sounds boring before it has even started I will not invest my time into it. I'm out

 

[lucidnonsense]

[QUOTE="Duke the Impossible]Well, if something already sounds boring before it has even started I will not invest my time into it. I'm out

[/QUOTE]
Your missing out man, this will be the roleplay of the century, 10/10 would planet again