stormageddonzero
Magic Eight Ball
Can't be bothered to make this pretty, and I'll keep it short(ish) and to the point. I can't access PMs yet, therefore contact info is below.
Quick introduction; I'm based in the UK. I have a kid, a cat and far too much free time. New to this site, but have about 11 years of roleplaying experience under my belt. I can have +/- 10 active roleplays at any given time, although my activity will vary depending on how long the length of replies are. More than 3 paragraphs? Maximum of 1 response a day (perhaps 1 every few days). Less than 3? Likely multiple responses per day, because they're easier and help the plot move along.
Things I am always down for;
→ Bodyguard x [[Protected]].
→ Hatter x Cheshire type thing with OC's (I don't do fandoms).
→ High-class brothel.
→ Mafia/gang.
→ Supernatural (as in werewolves, vampires, demons/hunters and shit).
→ Rich x [[''kept'' boyfriend]].
→ DARK & GRITTY & UNDERWORLDY, like twisted fairytales or opposing crimelords or a serious case of stockholm syndrome.
→ Assassins/Fae/Seraphim/Magic/Shapeshifter/Dragons/Royalty/Anything that might appear in a Sarah J Maas book (seriously no fandoms tho).
→ Anything that sounds even remotely interesting, so feel free to pitch ideas.
I'm a sucker for romance, but I'd rather it wasn't the focal point of any plot. Other things have to be going on too.
My preferred role is in [[brackets]] (as you can see, there's only two of them so this statement was largely irrelevant) - though don't worry if my cravings don't match yours. I'm willing to do other things. Seriously. Please, PLEASE feel free to suggest something new and awesome.
I'm pretty good at thinking on the ball, so bring me a pairing or ten and I can provide an on-the-spot plot - or we could brainstorm, or we could do something that you've been wanting to do for a while. I'm easy!
I can write novels, or I can write one paragraph. HOWEVER, the longer the required response, the longer it is going to take me to write it. If you send me a post of more than 3 paragraphs, you will be looking at getting one response a day from me, maximum. Less than 3 paragraphs, and you will likely get multiple responses per day.
MxM is pretty much obligatory, unless you're willing to take the time to persuade me in to MxF (if you're not extremely convincing, you will be fighting a losing battle).
*DISCLAIMER* 'cute' or 'adorable' or 'needy' characters are an immediate turn-off for me. Give me witty banter, not a wet blanket. If you expect my 6'0 sarcastic 28 year old to give your 4'11 little skinny teenager the time of day because he's 'just so sweet', you will be sorely disappointed. The whole seme/uke dynamic is not what I'm here for.
The occasional typo is fine, but otherwise the ability to spell and form coherent sentences is pretty important to me (unless you're being deliberately obnoxious - which I am, frequently. fite me).
I'm down for OOC chat and plotting. My longest roleplay (4+ years going strong) has stayed that way because we communicated when things got boring and stale.
Like I said, my PM's aren't available yet.
Otherwise, I use email (mazzysaur@hotmail.co.uk), and discord (email me for my SN# because I won't accept random adds). Give it a good title. I have more respect for people that send me a message titled something like "I AM A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA" than I do for people that send "RP?". For reals. Be original plz.
I don't bite, I swear.
Quick introduction; I'm based in the UK. I have a kid, a cat and far too much free time. New to this site, but have about 11 years of roleplaying experience under my belt. I can have +/- 10 active roleplays at any given time, although my activity will vary depending on how long the length of replies are. More than 3 paragraphs? Maximum of 1 response a day (perhaps 1 every few days). Less than 3? Likely multiple responses per day, because they're easier and help the plot move along.
Things I am always down for;
→ Bodyguard x [[Protected]].
→ Hatter x Cheshire type thing with OC's (I don't do fandoms).
→ High-class brothel.
→ Mafia/gang.
→ Supernatural (as in werewolves, vampires, demons/hunters and shit).
→ Rich x [[''kept'' boyfriend]].
→ DARK & GRITTY & UNDERWORLDY, like twisted fairytales or opposing crimelords or a serious case of stockholm syndrome.
→ Assassins/Fae/Seraphim/Magic/Shapeshifter/Dragons/Royalty/Anything that might appear in a Sarah J Maas book (seriously no fandoms tho).
→ Anything that sounds even remotely interesting, so feel free to pitch ideas.
I'm a sucker for romance, but I'd rather it wasn't the focal point of any plot. Other things have to be going on too.
My preferred role is in [[brackets]] (as you can see, there's only two of them so this statement was largely irrelevant) - though don't worry if my cravings don't match yours. I'm willing to do other things. Seriously. Please, PLEASE feel free to suggest something new and awesome.
I'm pretty good at thinking on the ball, so bring me a pairing or ten and I can provide an on-the-spot plot - or we could brainstorm, or we could do something that you've been wanting to do for a while. I'm easy!
I can write novels, or I can write one paragraph. HOWEVER, the longer the required response, the longer it is going to take me to write it. If you send me a post of more than 3 paragraphs, you will be looking at getting one response a day from me, maximum. Less than 3 paragraphs, and you will likely get multiple responses per day.
MxM is pretty much obligatory, unless you're willing to take the time to persuade me in to MxF (if you're not extremely convincing, you will be fighting a losing battle).
*DISCLAIMER* 'cute' or 'adorable' or 'needy' characters are an immediate turn-off for me. Give me witty banter, not a wet blanket. If you expect my 6'0 sarcastic 28 year old to give your 4'11 little skinny teenager the time of day because he's 'just so sweet', you will be sorely disappointed. The whole seme/uke dynamic is not what I'm here for.
The occasional typo is fine, but otherwise the ability to spell and form coherent sentences is pretty important to me (unless you're being deliberately obnoxious - which I am, frequently. fite me).
I'm down for OOC chat and plotting. My longest roleplay (4+ years going strong) has stayed that way because we communicated when things got boring and stale.
Like I said, my PM's aren't available yet.
Otherwise, I use email (mazzysaur@hotmail.co.uk), and discord (email me for my SN# because I won't accept random adds). Give it a good title. I have more respect for people that send me a message titled something like "I AM A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA" than I do for people that send "RP?". For reals. Be original plz.
I don't bite, I swear.
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I have a Discord account, which I generally prefer to use the most when roleplaying. My Discord username is AkaMusume #7596, if you want to add me so that we can get things started! :3 
