Male vs Female

TrippyVirus, you have to wait five voting comments first before you can post a vote...


Read the first post and undo your other votes otherwise we'd get full-blown anarchy in this game.
 
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Long ago, there were two races, alike only in their hubris.


Men, were from Mars, and grew hair everywhere, were very violent, and in college normally formed into packs and occupied great houses. Finally had enough.


Women were from Venus, a great race that valued nails, hair, clothing, and even valued books like Twilight or Fifty Shades of Grey as men discreetly brought such things to gatherings of his fellows specifically to make fun of it. They had terrorized men for millennia over the issue of keeping the toilet seat down or up, and it had turned bloody.


Can these two species coexist? Or will one merely piss standing up, and one fall in?


Only one Man can resolve this conflict of unimaginable scale.


They call him...


THE MINUSER.


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THINK OF THE CHILDREN! WHAT IF THEY'RE TRYING TO CROSS A BRIDGE ON A JOURNEY TO FIND A DEAD BODY, OR HAVE TAKEN ON A JOB AS RAIL MAINTENANCE WORKERS BECAUSE THEIR COCO DEALERS RAN ALL OUTTA 'POWDER FOR NONPAYING CUSTOMERS?
 

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