LAST person to post is the winner!!!

[Mr. Sparks]

...Y-yes... -runs away-
AAAAHHHHH THEY CALLED ME DADDY WHAT DO I DO NOWKWKEMJWJE

 

[Comicwolf]

hey daddy... sniffle... arent you so proud of toby and 682

Sir you need to stop drinking....*handcuff u*

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Sir you need to stop drinking....*handcuff u*

HEY THATS MY JOB TO HANDCUFF THEM

 

[Comicwolf]

HEY THATS MY JOB TO HANDCUFF THEM

Well u ran off so

 

[Mr. Sparks]

-handcuffs Aster- Now we gotta go... ;3
Jk
Unless...
Fr jk
-grabs vodka and runs off with aster-

 

[.Arteries.]

Ofc. Toby is probably doing homework.

I'm back! *Smells air* Is that vodka? Мне это нужно.
682: ... Toby calm down.
Gimme that. *Reaches over*

 

[Mr. Sparks]

I'm back! *Smells air* Is that vodka? Мне это нужно.
682: ... Toby calm down.
Gimme that. *Reaches over*

Heyyyy Toby.. -puts the sleeping aster on the chair-

 

[.Arteries.]

Heyyyy Toby.. -puts the sleeping aster on the chair-

 

[Mr. Sparks]

O.o

 

[Comicwolf]

O.o

Why do i even try

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Even try what miss?

 

[Comicwolf]

Even try what miss?

*disappears*

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Oh no ;-; I scared another girl off

 

[.Arteries.]

682: He's-



682: ...Drunk. I don't know how. I left him alone for about an hour. Toby, where did you get any alcohol? It's out of reach for you.
... Ask him. *Points at Dr. Bright*
Dr. Bright: *Points at Dr. Kondraki* It was his idea! I was the only one with the key and ladder to get into the cabinet.
Dr. Kondraki: OH SO THIS IS MY PROBLEM NOW?!
Everyone: *Nods*
Dr. Kondraki: ... Give him an hour.

Spoiler: The Machine - Bert Kreischer The actual story

 

[RykerD3M1G0D]

wakes up
WHERER THE FUCK AM I AND WHY DO I HAVE HANDCUFFS? THIS SHIT KINKY ASF GET IT OFF ME

 

[.Arteries.]

wakes up
WHERER THE FUCK AM I AND WHY DO I HAVE HANDCUFFS? THIS SHIT KINKY ASF GET IT OFF ME

*Looks over* Хм?
682: *Walks over and snaps the chain on the handcuffs* There.

 

[Mr. Sparks]

wakes up
WHERER THE FUCK AM I AND WHY DO I HAVE HANDCUFFS? THIS SHIT KINKY ASF GET IT OFF ME

SORRY I’M DRUNK

 

[RykerD3M1G0D]

*Looks over* Хм?
682: *Walks over and snaps the chain on the handcuffs* There.

looks at hands
thanks 682, its a fashion statement to walk around with chains on my wrists.
now if someone could point me to the bathroom

 

[Mr. Sparks]

-falls on the ground with my Shrek costume- Hey.. where did my huggy buddy go..?

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Ohh boy this wedding is getting wild XD

 

[.Arteries.]

Ohh boy this wedding is getting wild XD

*Nods* It's really gonna be wild. *Hands Swift a bottle of vodka*

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

*is probably more underage than you* Thanks. I hope you don’t mind, but I brought my friend Charity.

 

[.Arteries.]

*Nah fam I'm VERY underage* Oh, I don't mind. The more the merrier! *Flips through a few pages of guest names and writes Charity's name on the guest list*

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

(Hehe)
Yay! Now Char, this are my friends. You’ve already met Tobucky, though.
Char: Ah, yes. Привет, баки. Hello everyone!

 

[.Arteries.]

682: Hello!