King of the Hill

[Blu3]

I walk up the now vacant and stand there. I am the King of the hill.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

I start a hunger strike until the barons of the hill agree to depose the current king of the hill and install me. I quickly change the hill to a theocracy ruled by a High Seer.


I am the High Seer of the hill.

 

[Davis Butler]

I am king of the hill.

 

[KAmber]

I undo the meme and become king of the hill

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

I am still High Seer of the hill, on the legal grounds that I was never deposed, and all the people claiming to be king are in the wrong system of government.

 

[Davis Butler]

More memes. I am king of the hill.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Your memes prove fruitless as claims for my position of High Seer of the hill. I am High Seer of the hill.

 

[Davis Butler]

A whiny 7-year old brat spams the report button. I am fixed as the new King of the Hill.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

The devs get around to releasing a hotfix which requires a cooldown on the report button, reverts the Hill's Government Type to Theocracy, and reinstalls me as High Seer. I am the High Seer of the Hill.

 

[Davis Butler]

Hank Hill is disappointed in you. I am King of the Hill.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Hank Hill is determined to have no bearing on the Government Type of the Hill and on who its ruler is. I am, once again, High Seer of the Hill.

 

[Davis Butler]

Dale is.

I am Dale of the Gribble.

 

[KAmber]

All the universe is destroyed again and a MOUNTAIN is made. I put an insta-castle up and am now king of the MOUNTAIN.

 

[Davis Butler]

I sell you propane in exchange for myself being King. I am King of the Mountain.

 

[KAmber]

I sell back the propane and get back the MOUNTAIN

 

[cadence]

I take the propane, but because I'm so hot the propane explodes, blowing you off of the mountain and turning it back into a hill. I am king of the hill.

 

[Davis Butler]

I am Nazi of the Hill.