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Glamour Gothitelle's Gabby Gazzette: Issue #1 – Disturbances in Time & Space!

Time-Space Axis, Michina Town, Sinnoh Region

Scientists Alarmed!

Researchers monitoring the Time-Space Axis—located in Michina Town, Sinnoh Region—have reported a sudden and dramatic increase in space-time fluctuations. The exact cause of these time-space ripples, distortions if you would, is undetermined and, their origins have been difficult to pin down, with fluctuations detected in the dual regions of Indigo, the Alola Archipelago, Kalos, Galar, and even Paldea!

However, it is well known that disturbances in time & space oft herald the appearance, or at least the involvement, of legendary pokémon!

Could this mean that legendary pokémon are again on the move? Are we about to witness new events of truly legendary proportions? The answer is...uncertain, a disappointing answer as these things are woe to be, but fear not dear reader! Would THE Glamour Gothitelle ever leave you empty-handed? With great effort, I've secured interviews with Lead Researchers Sheena & Kevin of the Time-Space Guardians, who have been persuaded to share their expert opinions. According to them, these recent readings recorded by the Time-Space Axis are similar—but not identical—to those produced by extra-dimensional zones like the Distortion World and Ultra Space!

Do these space-time fluctuations have something to do with the rising levels of Pokémon aggression? What could it all mean? Is this the end of the universe that I've foreseen? Tune in next time to find out~!

Keen Eye News, August 3rd. Article by the 'Glamour Gothitelle'

 

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Glamour Gothitelle's Gabby Gazzette: Issue #2 – The World Cooking Coronation Series

Welcome back, dear Readers, to this our second issue of Glamour Gothitelle's Gabby Gazette! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ ｡･:*˚:✧｡

In this issue your loveable host—yours truly, the one and only Glamour Gothitelle—will introduce you to the World Cooking Coronation Series!

In this event, Pokémon Chefs of all shapes and sizes will risk it all, showing off their moves and abilities and THROWING DOWN against the best human Chefs in the business!

This is an All-or-Nothing high-stakes competition where the loser get eate—hold on, dear reader, I'm receiving an update from the producer.

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What!? This is a Human Chef only competition? The loser doesn't get eaten? Where's the fun in that!?

My apologies dear reader, forget everything you saw before, and let's start over!

Without further ado let's get to it!

Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to the World Cooking Coronation Series! Set up by five of the most highly-rated chefs in the world!

The World Cooking Coronation Series goes on a competition-type of format, where two chefs go head-to-head in a cooking competition to make the best dish that they can. Victory grants ten points to your ranking while defeat takes five away from you. In most Cook-offs, a referee must be present to choose the winner, and they must be without bias.

Tiers:​

Commis Chef - 0 Points to 1000 Points

This rank is usually for people who recently joined the WCCS, or are unskilled in cooking in general. This is also a good tier to practice your own cooking skills.

Chef de Partie - 1001 Points to 1750 Points

A tier above Commis Chef, where more skilled chefs are present. When chefs reach this tier, they would usually be referred to as great chefs, although there is still room for improvement.

Sous Chef - 1751 Points to 2500 Points

A tier before the revered Chef de Cuisine rank, usually filled with great chefs, with major food chains or restaurants in many regions. Their skills have been developed for many years and can be called some of the best of the best.

Chef de Cuisine - 2501+ Points

The revered Chef de Cuisine rank is filled only with the cream of the crop, the best of the best, whose skills have been developed for more than a decade. They cannot be compared to any other chefs, and are the best in their craft. They are fully developed in what they do and are the true diamonds in the rough

So what do you think, dear reader? Any aspiring Pokémon Chefs among you—that is, Chefs who cook with pokémon and not Chefs who cook pokémon! If so then remember the date, pre-registration for the WCCS ends on August 15th!

This has been Glamour Gothitelle with the latest in news! See you next time!

Keen Eye News, August 3rd. Article by the 'Glamour Gothitelle'