Other How would you handle first contact with aliens?

[MechanicalHeart]

Given the fact that they must be idiots, if they come even close to a planet where the most common response would be "shoot first, ask questions later," we could offer them a gift.  We'll hand over Bieber, every last copy of twilight and fifty shades, the kardashians and kanye, Trump, Uncle Kim ( from North Korea) and some complementary fireworks ( from the 'jihadi' brand).  What they do with these potentially unwanted gifts, is their problem.  

 

[ARSENIC]

If Star Trek has taught me anything, it's that the best course of action is clearly to seduce and sleep with them.


Unless they look like Jabba the Hutt.


Then we pump them with fifty calibers of nope.

 

[Twist]

Well you should always come in peace as if they're peaceful too, win. If their not, poo. You attack them and their peaceful, they go, poo again. You attack and their aggressive, you'll probably lose, crap. So in the end the only way to make it work is by being nice.

 

[TheMilkMan]

Shoot them and then teabag them

 

[Serbia]

 

[Novislav Đajić]

@DangerBanana Not our glorious leader Kim Jong Un! D: