Hello all.
How soapy are your lovely (or maybe not so) luscious Soft Scrub bubbles in a convoluted metaphor relating personality and the qualities of soap?
Are you soapy soaps pure and snowy? Could fake Santa beards be made from it bringing the laughter of children? Would doves fly out?
Or are your soaply soaps burning acidic, melting the flesh of those who simply wanted to wash their hands? Do you make the dirty people weep?
If people ingested your personality, would they become sick or is your Soft-Scrub non-toxic? Child-safe?
Is your soap very bubbly, and soft of the skin, but there's a misplaced Mr. Yuk on the bottle?
I'm very interested and invested and in your replies, thank you for your time and for dealing with my inquisitiveness into rather persoapanal matters.
Scrub Deity bless y'all.
How soapy are your lovely (or maybe not so) luscious Soft Scrub bubbles in a convoluted metaphor relating personality and the qualities of soap?
Are you soapy soaps pure and snowy? Could fake Santa beards be made from it bringing the laughter of children? Would doves fly out?
Or are your soaply soaps burning acidic, melting the flesh of those who simply wanted to wash their hands? Do you make the dirty people weep?
If people ingested your personality, would they become sick or is your Soft-Scrub non-toxic? Child-safe?
Is your soap very bubbly, and soft of the skin, but there's a misplaced Mr. Yuk on the bottle?
I'm very interested and invested and in your replies, thank you for your time and for dealing with my inquisitiveness into rather persoapanal matters.
Scrub Deity bless y'all.