Humor how 2 general discuss {Parody}

Caffeine Freak

Two Thousand Club
My last insightful guide was made to introduce less experienced players the wonders of roleplaying. There is a time, however, where one may wish to take to the forums and discuss various topics with other players - the best place for this being the fabled General Discussion forum.

Of course, this forum comes with its own set of underlying rules that more acquainted users are already familiar with. Once again I have used the unquestionable power of research to usurp these secret rules and make them available to everyone!

I present to you, the hidden rules of the General Discussion forum:

1) There should be at least one emote every five posts. 'XD', ':)', ';)' and '>.<' are some examples. If you don't constantly emote, people will start to think you're incapable of expressing emotion, so it's of the utmost of importance that you spam as many of these babies as you can.

2) Do some wacky 'randem xD' roleplaying. Yes, this place is 'meant' to be for discussion, but that doesn't mean you still can't roleplay inside them! Post something like "CaffieneFreak throws ToasterWaffle into the depths of hell for him to rot for all eternity xD" to keep the ante up.

3) Argue. If there's nothing to argue about, bickering is also fair play.

4) It's vital that you humiliate yourself to the highest degree possible, whenever possible. Post some old cringey RPs you were in for random strangers to laugh at or a strangely personal story for random strangers to also laugh at. The sky's the limit.

5) No over 16s. This is a cool kids club, no grown ups allowed! If you are over 16, however, just abandon your self respect and act like you're younger. Rational thought is strictly forbidden.

6) Post a 'discussion' about something where the first post is just your opinion and never actually read any replies. All your posts in this forum should be like this.

7) Feeling a little stressed? Try a Forum Game! These fun games are often simple to play and are a lot of fun, but make sure it doesn't survive past page 2 - the game should have deteriorated into pointless, unprecedented arguing by then.

8) Post Spam memes. The less funny they are, the better. After all, being remotely humorous is illegal in this forum.

7) Ask people what their favourite thing is. It's never been done before.

6) Likes = satanic power. Make sure you post some positivity thread or something pandering to really rake in the juice from these suckers.

1) Just in general act like a complete tool.

Got all that? Good. You're gonna need it if you have any hope to survive the cesspool that is RP Nation's General Discussion.
 
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