Fandom Homestuck (BLUE) (Colfax)

[KAmber]

OK.
You download the electronic manual and search "grist"
It comes up with something about grist being materials.
but they aren't material
darn gaming abstractions.
Monsters? nothing on them.
Whatever. You decide to re-find the Robo Imp.

Colfax: do that.

RE-STRIFE!

>ASSAIL!


IMP:
>AGGRIEVE.

(this goes on for a while)

YOU:
>AGRESS
You deliver the killing blow.

SUCCESS!
You go up the echeladder, from LI'L SKIPPER to NAVAL NOVICE.
Gel Viscosity +20
Grist Limit +15
BOONDOLLARS: 40
You also get all that grist.
GRIST 30/35

 

[Squad141]

>Accidentally find hemospectrum readings on purple blood

KAmber

 

[KAmber]

?

 

[Squad141]

?

(JUst keep going)

>Talk to your friends about The Grist Feature

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Try something.
It didn't work. You need shale or something.

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Hunt Imps.
You walk around your house and hunt imps.
Eventually you find a shale robot imp and get some shale.

 

[Squad141]

>Alchemize Tons 'O Junk

 

[KAmber]

You need that designix first!

Colfax: troll TC.
You do that.

 

[Noivian]

The designix descends into your hive.

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Alchemize some junk.
OK.
You take the code of your rapier and punch it onto a blank card.
You take a flarp rulebook and punch it.
SWORDSMAN'S RAPIER && FLARP BOOK
SPELLBLADE'S RAPIER
You do a quick little jig to honor your new weapon.
SWORDSMAN'S RAPIER || FLARP BOOK
RAPIER ETTIQUITE
Aw, cool!
ILLUMINNATI SWEATER VEST && CLUE
You make the MYSTERY VEST.
ILLUMINNATI TURTLENECK && GLOVETOP
ILLUMINNATI TURTLETOP
WOOHOO! awesome thats cool.