Fandom Homestuck (BLUE) (Colfax)

[KAmber]

Your name is COLFAX DAYQUE.

You like ART, and have a good many posters hanging on your walls. You are a master CHEF and have a passion for CLOTHES, but you are HORRIBLE AT MAKING THEM YOURSELF. You have a great many BOARD GAMES, and enjoy FLARPING. Your main escape is by reading BAD WEBCOMICS and watching TROLLTUBE. A long amount of your time is spent playing with your LUSUS, and your best effort is put into IMAGINATION.
Your troll tag is asphaltAmmunition and you enjoy mAkIng yOur vOwEls bIg.

What will you do?

 

[KAmber]

What will you do?

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: equip arms from cabinet.
You take your trusty GLOVETOP from off your desk. They're computer gloves! No need to lug around a laptop!
They get stored in your INGREDIENT MODUS.

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Ponder what the heck your modus is.
No need! It's pretty simple.
It's just a pantry of ingredients that you store items in.
(Basically Roxy's message in a bottle modus, just with a pantry)

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Troll your friends.
(okay i am not showing pester logs it will take like an hour to organize.)
Looks like you're going to the cellar!
You exit your room.

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Get to the cellar!
You almost get there, but your lusus blocks the way!
STRIFE!

>ABSCOND

You make a break for it, get to the appearifier, and swipe a disc from a nerd that lost it. No paradox slime! Guess he never looked under the couch.

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Arm yourself!
Why?
Your lusus bursts through the wall!
COME ON!
Welp.

>ABSCOND

You need a weapon, like now.

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: RUNNNNNNNN
You run as fast as you can. As the door slams behind you, you sigh.

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Install SGRUB
You stick the disc into your wireless disc thingy. It transfers that data into the glovetop.

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Find a weapon.
You look around. You've got two strife specibi ready to allocate.
That trusty RAPIER looks nice. Oh, why not get that cane over there too?

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Realize your clothes are unsatisfactory.
You're right! You quickly pop on your ILLUMINATI TURTLENECK, then put an ILLUMINATI SWEATER VEST over that.

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: Run the server.
You start up the server player software. Well. Time to get the ball rolling.

 

[Squad141]

Three Huge, Unecessarily Dramatic Machines Drop Into Your Bedroom. Woof.​

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: (s) wot
colfax stares down the robots.

 

[Noivian]

The machines arrange into a much more sensible arrangement, and the room enlargens just a tad.
Also, the pre-punched card gets deployed.​

 

[KAmber]

Colfax: get crap done!
You hastily get crap done, in this order:
Run into the basement.
Appearify a crowbar.
Run into your room.
Pry the thing off.
Timer: 1:40
FLIPP

Get the dowel.
Carve it.
Make the thing.

Timer: 0:23
Welp.
You take the cane off the alchemizer.

 

[Squad141]

>USE THE FUCKING CANE​

 

[KAmber]

Timer: 0:00
OK YOU DO THAT
You break it on your knee

 

[Squad141]

>Colfax?

 

[KAmber]

> (s)Colfax: Enter

You enter. That would be the music. It's cool.

Land of Pins and Amphibians

 

[Squad141]

>Investigat the cluttering noise in your house

 

[KAmber]

You slip into the various rooms, almost certain it's your lusus.
wait what?
a small metal thing is here.
STRIFE!

> AGRESS
You attack with your SWASHBUCKLER'S RAPIER.

Imp:
>ABSCOND

Colfax: Answer trolls.

 

[Squad141]

>Go find Lusus

KAmber

 

[KAmber]

Uh, nope.
He's a tanooki, or red panda lusus
it's kinda bullshit
but whatever
basically, no way you can find him. He's too slippery a snail.

 

[Squad141]

>Read Manual and tell friends what to do with grist, and about monsters