JaxbyDaniels
Royal Fool
Blast it.
He was running late, later than a rabbit in Wonderland.
Blast it, blast it, blast it!
Well, not late, he just was on the wrong end of the school and if he didn’t run fast enough he would be late. He’d been there three years and now on his fourth and he still got lost all the time. Azzy knew the grounds of the school far better than the inner workings, he liked to spend his free time searching around the grounds for smaller beasts and animals that might be wandering about. Azzy wasn’t even sure how he’d gotten lost, they’d all gotten off the train in a group, he had just had his head so far up in the clouds and so deep in his guidebook for Magical Creatures that he had somehow slipped away from the crowd and into the wrong wing of the school.
Blast it all to Hell! I do this every year! And I bet nobody even notices I’m missing.
It was honestly frustrating, how did he get so far away? Was anyone looking for him? Why didn’t a student snap him out of his trance? He couldn’t help being so invested, really it was the Fwooper’s fault, that’s what he’d been reading about, he had been lost in thought, wondering if he’d be able to take good care of one, of course he also worried he’d forget to get the silencing charm redone monthly and that would be catastrophic.
Blast my short legs!
Thank god, the moving staircases had luckily been very agreeable with him on this specific day, which wasn’t always the case, he was often late to his classes, not by much, but just enough where it was noticeable that he was the last one to enter the class and take a seat. It was honestly embarrassing and today would be just like all those other days if he didn't hurry up. Thankfully however, he was able to make it to the right side of the school at least, he could see the crowd of students moving like a herd of Erumpents.
Finally, some good luck--
"Well, well, well, if it isn't little Ass-y Dumbvers."
"Heh, yea, you're dumb and also an ass."
The two voices that attempted to pierce Azzy with their insults were not welcomed right now, but they were familiar. Bugarth Brindlebean and his less than intelligent lackey; Ibnor Doogleton
"Look guys, it hasn't been a great day and I've already seen you guys once today on a billboard for the circus so I need to be on my wuHEY!"
The bigger of two Slytherins, Bugarth, grabbed Azzy by the collar and lifted him up, pinning him against a wall. "Okay guys, I get it, just cuz there's nothing in your heads doesn't mean there's nothing in your arms, you've got muscle, now can we just forget this and all get alo--"
Ibnor punched Azzy right in the stomach, he would've vomited had he actually eaten that morning, his mom had even made him his favorite meal: Pancakes in the shape of a dragon, but he was so nervous for another terrible year at school that he'd had no appetite, of course now he was eating knuckle sandwiches which were far too bitter for his tastes. A couple tears rolled down Azzy's eye. He sniffled, "Heh is that all you.." He coughed, a bit of blood spewing out. "Got?"
The crowd of students had all but vanished and it was just Azzy and the two brutes now. Despite Azzy's positive attitude in this situation, he was anything but optimistic that anyone would be coming to rescue him.
"Can't we just pencil this in for another time, guys? I got places to be."
"Like nerd hell?"
"Nice one, Ibnor!"
Azzy struggled a bit and was able to break free as the two lugs were laughing at their not-so-funny joke, however as he slipped away, his precious Beastiary fell out of his pocket and onto the floor. He turned around and went back for it but Bugarth had picked up the book and was holding it up high, something that proved challenging for one such as Azzy with his restricted height.
Ibnor sucker punched Azzy and he fell to the ground, the two began to rummage through the book. "Guys, please, don't do this."
"Shut the hell up, Gryffindork, this is ours now."
"No, no please, I'll do anything! That's one of a kind! It was signed by my favorite Magizoologist, please give it back."
"What did you say? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me ripping out these pages." Bugarth delivered, he ripped out page after page after page while Azzy tried to get up, but every time Ibnor kicked him in the stomach, keeping him winded and on the ground.
"Ah, here's a good page, is this that signature? Well, why don't we just take it out for a nice walk, this page is all stuffed up inside this stupid little book."
"HEEEEEELP!! SOMEBODY HELP! PLEASE! PLEASE STOP!!" Azzy cried out, tears streaming down his face, hoping that someone, anyone, would hear his cries.
He was running late, later than a rabbit in Wonderland.
Blast it, blast it, blast it!
Well, not late, he just was on the wrong end of the school and if he didn’t run fast enough he would be late. He’d been there three years and now on his fourth and he still got lost all the time. Azzy knew the grounds of the school far better than the inner workings, he liked to spend his free time searching around the grounds for smaller beasts and animals that might be wandering about. Azzy wasn’t even sure how he’d gotten lost, they’d all gotten off the train in a group, he had just had his head so far up in the clouds and so deep in his guidebook for Magical Creatures that he had somehow slipped away from the crowd and into the wrong wing of the school.
Blast it all to Hell! I do this every year! And I bet nobody even notices I’m missing.
It was honestly frustrating, how did he get so far away? Was anyone looking for him? Why didn’t a student snap him out of his trance? He couldn’t help being so invested, really it was the Fwooper’s fault, that’s what he’d been reading about, he had been lost in thought, wondering if he’d be able to take good care of one, of course he also worried he’d forget to get the silencing charm redone monthly and that would be catastrophic.
Blast my short legs!
Thank god, the moving staircases had luckily been very agreeable with him on this specific day, which wasn’t always the case, he was often late to his classes, not by much, but just enough where it was noticeable that he was the last one to enter the class and take a seat. It was honestly embarrassing and today would be just like all those other days if he didn't hurry up. Thankfully however, he was able to make it to the right side of the school at least, he could see the crowd of students moving like a herd of Erumpents.
Finally, some good luck--
"Well, well, well, if it isn't little Ass-y Dumbvers."
"Heh, yea, you're dumb and also an ass."
The two voices that attempted to pierce Azzy with their insults were not welcomed right now, but they were familiar. Bugarth Brindlebean and his less than intelligent lackey; Ibnor Doogleton
"Look guys, it hasn't been a great day and I've already seen you guys once today on a billboard for the circus so I need to be on my wuHEY!"
The bigger of two Slytherins, Bugarth, grabbed Azzy by the collar and lifted him up, pinning him against a wall. "Okay guys, I get it, just cuz there's nothing in your heads doesn't mean there's nothing in your arms, you've got muscle, now can we just forget this and all get alo--"
Ibnor punched Azzy right in the stomach, he would've vomited had he actually eaten that morning, his mom had even made him his favorite meal: Pancakes in the shape of a dragon, but he was so nervous for another terrible year at school that he'd had no appetite, of course now he was eating knuckle sandwiches which were far too bitter for his tastes. A couple tears rolled down Azzy's eye. He sniffled, "Heh is that all you.." He coughed, a bit of blood spewing out. "Got?"
The crowd of students had all but vanished and it was just Azzy and the two brutes now. Despite Azzy's positive attitude in this situation, he was anything but optimistic that anyone would be coming to rescue him.
"Can't we just pencil this in for another time, guys? I got places to be."
"Like nerd hell?"
"Nice one, Ibnor!"
Azzy struggled a bit and was able to break free as the two lugs were laughing at their not-so-funny joke, however as he slipped away, his precious Beastiary fell out of his pocket and onto the floor. He turned around and went back for it but Bugarth had picked up the book and was holding it up high, something that proved challenging for one such as Azzy with his restricted height.
Ibnor sucker punched Azzy and he fell to the ground, the two began to rummage through the book. "Guys, please, don't do this."
"Shut the hell up, Gryffindork, this is ours now."
"No, no please, I'll do anything! That's one of a kind! It was signed by my favorite Magizoologist, please give it back."
"What did you say? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me ripping out these pages." Bugarth delivered, he ripped out page after page after page while Azzy tried to get up, but every time Ibnor kicked him in the stomach, keeping him winded and on the ground.
"Ah, here's a good page, is this that signature? Well, why don't we just take it out for a nice walk, this page is all stuffed up inside this stupid little book."
"HEEEEEELP!! SOMEBODY HELP! PLEASE! PLEASE STOP!!" Azzy cried out, tears streaming down his face, hoping that someone, anyone, would hear his cries.