Futuristic Hit The Road: XLIII

[Geun Sae]

Fasten your safety belts listeners, news has just broke that this years Hit The Road races will be held in Rural Mexico, home of four time champ Evarado Montalvo. This years Hit The Road races are said to be even twice as blistering as previous races, as this one will determine who the real winner is. This year's race will feature fifteen previous champions as well as five new comers! Returning champs include Emmerich Mengelberg , Marius Egede and record breaking champion Audrey Flynt. The Neon Eels hope to rank up a bigger death toll then ever with these games, the highest death toll being the 2011 games with a full 98 lives taken! Racers stay tuned for further development, and get ready for some white hot terror at 200 miles per hour!





The Neon Eels is an underground club and gang said to have formed in Okinawa, Japan sometime in the 1940's. The Neon Eels have been notorious for one two things. Their hardcore drug and alcohol filled parties, and the Hit The Road races. The Hit the Road Races were started in Monte Carlo in 1987 when a group of professional racers had been inspired by the B movie 'Death race 2000' and decided to create their own game with a twist. Instead of solely running over pedestrians for points, racers are also allowed to kill other racers if necessary. The racers are provided routes from town to town with rest stops in between. All the racers have to do is make it to the end in one piece by surviving law enforcement, obstacles, and each other.





The year is now 2030, and the races are now more popular then ever. The games are being held in Tetelco, Mexico and are host to fifteen of the game's past winners.