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[Lone Star II]

*basically dies of laughter*
What the fuck were you expecing?!? AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE *starts wheezing*

 

[BunnyVT]

*basically dies of laughter*
What the fuck were you expecing?!? AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE *starts wheezing*

*Puts Groh down and kisses Kit*
No laughing, they could be seriously hurt

 

[Sir Fungus]

I was giving CPR. I don't see what the issue is.

I’m uhm...A little short of breath..
Sorry, I tried..

 

[Lone Star II]

*Puts Groh down and kisses Kit*
No laughing, they could be seriously hurt

*kisses back*
Okay, okay sorry....
*chuckles a bit*
It was funny though....

 

[BunnyVT]

*kisses back*
Okay, okay sorry....
*chuckles a bit*
It was funny though....

*Opens eyes and looks at Kit*
No laughingg

 

[Lone Star II]

*Opens eyes and looks at Kit*
No laughingg

. . .
Okay love.
*kisses Bun while she has her eyes open*
I promise I won't laugh about that.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Dies

 

[BunnyVT]

. . .
Okay love.
*kisses Bun while she has her eyes open*
I promise I won't laugh about that.

*Blushes a bit before smiling and closing her eyes*
Good

Dies

*Revives*
You helped me, so I will help you

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

“Nice.”

”Now to go simp over my dead allies”

 

[BunnyVT]

“Nice.”

”Now to go simp over my dead allies”

*Quietly questioning but doesn't care enough to ask*

 

[Lone Star II]

”Now to go simp over my dead allies”

You...simp?

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

You...simp?

“More like crying and screaming. If you’ll excuse me,”
He lays on the couch and covers himself with a blanket, faint screaming and crying can be heard. He pops back up, seemingly unphased.
”Oh hey do we have fruit punch by any chance”

 

[BunnyVT]

“More like crying and screaming. If you’ll excuse me,”
He lays on the couch and covers himself with a blanket, faint screaming and crying can be heard. He pops back up, seemingly unphased.
”Oh hey do we have fruit punch by any chance”

It's in the fridge..

 

[lipglossy.]

*chillaxing, sipping tea*

 

[Lone Star II]

*Slightly growing an urge to kill him*
U-Uhmm Bun?
C-Can I t-talk to you in the other room please?

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

(((alright ppl im back, im better now, at least, i think so, hope so)))
>>>REBOOT SYSTEMS
>>>. . .
>>>SYSTEMS REBOOTED
>>>WELCOME BACK SIR

*wakes up in buns lab, not knowing wtf happened*

Hello? Is anyone in proximity that can explain what has happened

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

He gets up, gets the fruit punch, then returns to the couch. He lays down and starts drinking the fruit punch straight from the container, but since he’s laying down he‘s basically drowning.

 

[lipglossy.]

Meanie, hogging all of the fruit punch!

 

[BunnyVT]

*Slightly growing an urge to kill him*
U-Uhmm Bun?
C-Can I t-talk to you in the other room please?

Sure KitKat.
*Goes into the other room*

(((alright ppl im back, im better now, at least, i think so, hope so)))
>>>REBOOT SYSTEMS
>>>. . .
>>>SYSTEMS REBOOTED
>>>WELCOME BACK SIR

*wakes up in buns lab, not knowing wtf happened*

Hello? Is anyone in proximity that can explain what has happened

*There is only a pager next to him on a table*

 

[xokenziee.]

Ava was laying in her bed, not feeling good at all. She was thinking about a lot of things.

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

*grabs pager*
Hmm, ancient technology. perhaps someone is on the other end * uses it and writes "Hello, is anybody out there? I'm inside of Bun's laboratory"

 

[Lone Star II]

Sure KitKat.
*Goes into the other room*

*telepathically to Bun*
I need to have a child.
It's hard to explain, but what if I were...not entirely the gender you think I am? I'm only telling you this because I love and trust you...

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

“You want some?”
He’d ask her.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

WOAH WHATATDDDDD<<

 

[xokenziee.]

((ASFJNDFOFGH WOTTT XD))